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raaaAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!

I'll buy you dinner next time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:13, 18 Dec

Well, I'm eating dinner right now, so that'd be very appropriate, thank you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:23, 18 December 2009

DICKSLOL

LOL! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:23, 18 December 2009

OMG! THE HORROR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:42, 18 December 2009

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

To think I just cleaned up this talkpage...
Well, the thanks is appreciated either way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 18 December 2009

Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/6

More clutter! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:26, 18 December 2009

Mensaje!

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/4

And even moar! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:00, 18 December 2009

Oh dear. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 18 December 2009

Another bun

Not sure what you'll think about this but it's been mainspaced.-- 16:23, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I think I just might nominate this one too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:25, 19 December 2009

I bought you a present.--

17:21, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

That'd make for a great feature for Christmas. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 23 December 2009

Looking like it's not all that funny to everyone. I'm sort of surprised but I think there were greater expectations for the concept and my "quickie" wasn't satisfactory. Oh well, I'll wait till next year to do something more with it, just like the Turkey. I seem to be on a writing spree nonetheless. Let's see how many articles I can horde for 2010.--

20:51, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I'll be looking forward to your next articles, then. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 25 December 2009

This is finished but it's definitely a crowded VFH at the moment. Let's see how long the uptrend lasts, it's been a pleasant surprise after the summer drought.--

21:16, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

BTW, there's plenty of tits here--

15:23, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Nominated. Not by me though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 29 December 2009

Should I nom It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash? Is it good enough for a feature, in your opinion? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:35, 29 December 2009

Definitely the easier write. I reread it again with a clearer post-production head and I'm happy with it. Whore me.--

13:38, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Nom nom nom. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:53, 29 December 2009

Thanks For Buying Our Book!
Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series:
Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

I was so unsure about this. Hopefully, I'll finally figure out a way to salvage images someday soon but I keep looking at it and blanking. Eventually, something will pop in my head and I'll know what to do. Thanks again!-- 21:21, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Well, good luck. And a Happy New Year. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 31 December 2009

Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Although it should read "thank you for finally making this template" and I should be the person receiving the message. I got totally immersed in this (already on VFH) and now I'm playing catch-up. Thanks again Socky!-- 12:28, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Re: A question you asked back when dinosaurs roamed the land

Actually that was just because some knob with a computer major disabled the security. Anyway, I really appreciate you asking or having asked. Yes, I have been around for a few days and used that time to make a horrible mess all over the walls - User:Nikau/Extraterrestrial life. I am currently around for a few hours. However for the forseeable future I shall sadly be aflat. How are you yourself? --Nikau 10:21, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

Glad to see you're back. I hope you can drop by once in a while during periods of absence. Extraterrestrial life looks very good so far. With me, things are going quite well. I'm expecting to have some free time on my hands, so I can write a few articles of my own. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:08, 20 December 2009

I hope to read them soon, also I just finished UnNews:US surge in Afghanistan may be followed by more strategy alterations, warm fuzzy feeling. Hope you're well. Also do you know how to create redirects so UnNews:US surge cand redirect there? The title is damn long. --Nikau 23:01, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

It's with "#REDIRECT[[]]". I'll create that redirect for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 9 January 2010

Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:40, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

I added a little something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:42, 21 December 2009

VFD

I undid you because somehow your edit messed up the entire page. Also, I banned him because he ignored the very large header saying "no more VFD drama". ~ 23:59, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Can you get on IRC? Just rather discuss this in private. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 24 December 2009

I'm there, but I'd really like to go to sleep. ~

00:04, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

That's where your vote went

"Voting ends on the 15rd" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:49, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Well, that's the first time I saw an admin revert voting. Very weird. Whatever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:55, 25 December 2009

eek!

Would you proofread the papyrus article? Its grammar is so fucked up. Master of Sockpuppets 03:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

So I'm not gay enough, eh? /me takes said penis up the ass/ Master of Sockpuppets 04:49, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Penis. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:14, 27 December 2009

Dude, you're so UoTY! Master of Sockpuppets 08:28, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:29, 27 December 2009

Dude, you're welcome. Master of Sockpuppets 15:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

This article of mine...

Hollywood values - What do you think? It's bothering me while I try to sleep... It failed me. Any bright ideas, Socks? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:15, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I lolled, so that's a good thing. Or so I hope. Too bad so many celebrities have died recently. Not very supporting of living, now is it? As to idea's, I'm not feeling very inspired for the moment. Maybe you could add something about Avatar in that environmentalist section, the movie being so obviously environmental and all. On another note, I might finish that slut sketch tomorrow. But would you like it to look like a professional drawing or rather some ugly childlike crap? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:16, 31 December 2009

Either way it's drawn, I can spin it to be funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:54, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Angry Asian Kid on VFD

If you find my alternative better than "somewhat funny," would you flip to Delete so I can replace it? Spıke ¬ 02:17 31-Dec-09

Well, as a rewrite of a not-very-good-article, you don't really need approval of inserting it, but I'll change my vote so it's clear you're free to replace it. I thought the the FedEx van fail picture was funny though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 31 December 2009

Thanks! I liked that illustration too, but Driving While Asian (on which we don't have an article), is outside the scope of the new article, and didn't really fit in the old one. Spıke ¬ 02:27 31-Dec-09

Maybe an article to consider writing someday. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:29, 31 December 2009

Thanks

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

Layering

On my userpage, that Cabal Approved image blocks the logout link. Is there any way to place the image underneath the logout link?

(like in MS word, with 'bring to front'/'send forward' or 'send to back'/'send backward')

The Dark Archer was here 22:33, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

If you use a negative number in the z-index parameter, I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:39, 1 January 2010

Though, that apparently doesn't work outside the white box where the content usually goes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 1 January 2010

Maybe you should just put the image a bit lower. Or alternatively, log out when you're not visiting your userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 1 January 2010

Wikipedia article

Was wondering why my comment(s) were deleted? It's actually a quote from Frankie Boyle a comedian. I certainly thought it was funny. (82.23.40.132 21:49, January 2, 2010 (UTC))

Oh. Well, it doesn't really fit in the article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 2 January 2010

In what way do you mean? There was little time for you to even read it. (82.23.40.132 22:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC))

I've already read the Wikipedia article once, so there wasn't much I needed to read. What's supposed to be funny about it? I've never heard of a Wikipedia article starting with "I reckon" and I'm pretty sure there'll never be one. Maybe the humour will be more clear if you provide some additional context? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 2 January 2010

It's in reference to the feeling that Wikipedia articles are not always as accurate as they could be. It was really funny on the tv show 'Mock the Week' in the UK. Surely worthy of being on the page when you consider the dubious standard of some of the other jokes on that page? (82.23.40.132 23:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC))

Well, maybe you can add something like that in a way that it's consistent with the article and also funny on its own. But what you tried last time really didn't fit in with the rest. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 2 January 2010

Holy shit

Why have you been editing Ireland so much? I checked the revision history and you've made almost 250 edits in the past two days. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:01, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Just a massive lot of reverting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:05, 3 January 2010

I've never seen so much reverting before... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:14, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

That's because most people don't do clean-ups this thorough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:16, 3 January 2010

Well, as long as you're making it better. Personally, I can't be bothered to read through that huge page. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:22, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

We Mormons are everywhere

just so you know.

Also have this:

'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me December 2009's Uncyclopedian of the Month.

In the words of the immortal Sally Field, "You like me, you really like me!"

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

This amuses me.

Specifically, this. I wondered if anyone would notice, but it's been a month so I guess not. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:51, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for bringing this to my notice! =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 3 January 2010

Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome any time, baby. *wink* --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

A bouncy thanks!

Chuck would like to thank you!

For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 17:58, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hi

Hi, I'm not happy with the current version of The Lion King. Can you rollback to the last good version please? Then please list Uncyclopedia:Sandbox Moved and Uncyclopedia:Sandbox On Wheels! at QVFD please. No one here has yet. 98.90.104.179 22:50, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

I listed the two pages on QVFD. About The Lion King, do you want me to revert to this version? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 3 January 2010

Yes, sorry the ip address changed. Do the rollback of the new editor's crappy edits please. 98.90.6.165 22:59, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. Done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 3 January 2010

May I ask you a question? Do your parents know that this is what you do for fun? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:40, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Parents? Fun? What are you talking about, man? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 3 January 2010

The IP is Tinkywinkyisgay and I would like to know what his parents think about how he spends his free time. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:58, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, now you mention it... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:18, 4 January 2010

Hey Socky,

Do you mind if you can help me out on how to write a good article? And what's the latest article you're working on? Anyway, I would like to tell you that I vote for you for Uncyclopedian of the Year. Kthnxbai. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:42, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm hella busy right now IRL. What I can give you is some advise:

Make sure you find the article funny.
Make sure a lot of others will find it funny. (Preferably "others" also including a couple regular Uncyclopedia users—they usually know a thing or two about humour.)
Avoid randomness, unless it's really funny.
Make sure your article is consistent. (Have a basic concept etc.)
Make sure it's funny. (Very important.)
Alternatively, you can try to substitute humour with wit, parody or satire, but this can be rather tricky. Try to be funny for the most part.
Profit!

Additionally, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid has some good tips. And if you want help with a particular article, there's always Pee Review.

Hope that helps. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 6 January 2010

I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.

I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY!!!

Oh, and thanks for the vote :)
--It's Magically Fucking Delicious

Che } 20:46,4January,2010

It's not that she doesn't know what's wrong from right

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

Ha! Hiya! *chop* *kick* -- 15:56, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Too bad she's not a lesbian. Now that'd be kick ass! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 6 January 2010

While I was "researching" I found out that she had been raped at age 10 by 5 guys (In Japan I guess?) and learned how to defend herself after that. During her prime she screwed quite a list of megastars - even Elvis. Don't look at a modern picture of her though, it's too sad. Definitely would have been a hot scene with her and Candy Samples going at it in 1969.--

16:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Signature

Thanks, don't know what I'm doing wrong with the sig, Zana made it for me and I can't get it to format in my preference box. Will try again, but until I can get it to scan I'm just typing the thing in. Will see if your suggestions solve it. Aleister in Chains Russian Christmas, MMX

Haha another one pleading to the sig wizard. I remember those days... `Che

} 21:10,6January,2010

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:51, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Best used in the Bedroom

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/7

And thanks for all your support! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:11, 8 January 2010

I might be wrong

But I haven't laughed this hard at one of my articles in a long time. Tears! Gagging! Spit coffee!-- 01:09, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Looks like I'm too late to nom it, but I'll vote for it no matter what! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 9 January 2010

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!

I didn't think there was any opportunity to make another good comic, based on what little I have, but I might be able to pull off another one after reading about the copyright dispute between Jack Kirby's heirs and Marvel. It'll take awhile to research before making a decision though. It would be cool to make a spoof on copyright law, that's for sure. Anyway, thanks again! I'm almost feeling like I anything I write after these last two could be anti-climactic.-- 11:33, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry. I like anti-climaxes. As long as they add to the funny, anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:40, 11 January 2010

Game on: Coming soon to a theater near you! The Strangest Super-Heroes of all! "The X-Heirs"! The only other item that had any possibility of a story was a reprint of the first issue of the original X-MEN. I didn't see anything relevant that it could be the vehicle for - until I saw this morning's story about Marvel Inc legally countering the attempts by Jack Kirby's heirs to essentially retain a share or outright ownership of anything the deceased ever breathed on. The original X-MEN battling Magneto in issue #1 is suddenly a prime vehicle for Jack Kirby's heirs battling Marvel. X-MEN is pretty much seen as mostly being Kirby's baby, so that works. I have a story board finished but it's going to take some research to quantify the biggest complaints about Marvel in a small space. Portraying Kirby's heirs as being undeserving leeches is the easy part.--

17:15, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

I can't wait to see it finished. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:38, 11 January 2010

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP VOTING!!!

HITLER AND MUSSOLINI INVADED COUNTRIES

THANK YOU TEMPLATES INVADE TALK PAGES

TEMPLATES ARE LIKE HITLER AND MUSSOLINI

A vote "For" an article on VFH is a vote "For" Hitler and Mussolini!!

The future depends on YOU!-- 13:11, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

But what if I'm a Fascist Guy? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:35, 13 January 2010

Go America!

Or Team America? -- 15:24, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Anne's boobs, Welcome Party

Hi. Can you do an upload of the Hathaway boob pics? Thanks (is it permissable to change out the pics etc. when an article is on the block?_ Thanks for the for vote!

I've played with a page, and Zana added a bit, called "Welcome Party for Noobs!" If you feel like it, think the page is a good idea, and have a few minutes, please add from your store of knowledge, of photos on the site, and of humor. You can get the concept from looking at the page. Danks again, Aleister in Chains MMX

Thanks for the upload. I'll put them on the pages talk page, and maybe plop the side-shot into the article in place of one of Roma's photos. Aleister all chained July 3, 1776

Thanks, I don't have any of those things, and I'd better learn about them. Will try the signature code again tomorrow, I've been having fun playing with the variations on the name and dates I used one of your Anne Hathaway as the pieces opening photo, and stored the other on the discussion page. Thanks again, Al I. Chains 14, Jan MMX

You can't use IRC? Not even the web-based one? Well, good luck with the code either way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 15 January 2010

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now

Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article.
Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Charlotte's Web 2

is a gay and stupid movie with a bunch of crap added into to it

WHO CARES --Roman Dog Bird 01:27, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

YOU'RE GAY AND STUPID --Roman Dog Bird again 01:27, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

What he said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:28, 18 January 2010

Dammit, I thought I deleted this section. I was trying to be a good little Uncyclopedian. :< HELPME 01:35, January 18, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Yes, but if something's already been replied to, you don't have to bother removing it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:37, 18 January 2010

Ah. Well, at least I tried to stop the cycle of violins. HELPME 01:39, January 18, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Oh yes, those nasty string instruments can be a real pest sometimes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 18 January 2010

Nigger

nigger --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:42, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:14, 18 January 2010

Nigger Penis • FreddThe Redd •

•

• 14:31 • Monday, 18-01-2010

Nigger Fucking Faggot —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:49, 18 January 2010

Actually, I should write an article called Nigger Falls about the Niagara Falls from a racist point of view. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 18 January 2010

Yeah, I've always had that idea, too. Perhaps we could write it together. Also, TIME TO NOM TEH KINGZ0RZ!!!!111 • FreddThe Redd •

•

• 13:33 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010

It is done, my lord. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:40, 19 January 2010

Better late than later

Thank you
Geez, now don't I feel like an idiot. I forgot to thank you for voting me Noob of the Month...back in August 2009. While I disappeared shortly after receiving the award, I have now, like Spiderman, decided to live up the responsibility of wielding it's power. If you, like Jesus, can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send $1 to Forgetful Man P.O Box 5564 NSW, Australia.

Thanks for the vote. Sequence 05:45, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

You, sirrah...

...have insulted mah honor. By nominerating the very article Ah reviewed before Ah could, when in said review Ah displayèd an interest to nominerate it mahself, you have offended the House of Necropaxx. I do slap your face with mah metaphysical glove of righteous indignation. Pistols at dawn, on the green of the Village Dump. Be there, sirrah, or be square. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:45, Jan 19 2010

Well, junk. I just read Fredd's request. So, uh... friends? :S • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:46, Jan 19 2010

And I will further the insults by saying you sound like Al Gore. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 19 January 2010

Too late, you must duel...TO THE PAIN! ~

21:50, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

And now it's time to... D-D-D-D D-D-D-D-DUEELLL! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:04, 19 January 2010

Hmm... On second thought, I don't have any weapons and all my Yu-Gay-Oh! cards suck ass. So, uh... friends? :S —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 19 January 2010

You should read this. In his hands, even a simple sucking card can be a lethal weapon. ~

22:17, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds nice, but I'll never achieve his skill in language, let alone his skill in martial arts. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:33, 19 January 2010

Is that Princess Bride? Nerdsplosion in five... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:27, Jan 20 2010

It looks like it. (Look at the bottom.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:30, 20 January 2010

My name is Inigo Necropaxx. You killed my adopter. Prepare to be banned. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:36, Jan 20 2010

For how long do you fancy? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 20 January 2010

I want my adopter back you son of a n00b. /thwacks ban stick harder • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:41, Jan 20 2010

Ah, so that's what's making all that noise. /thwacks another kind of stick around, there's white stuff at the end of the stick —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:44, 20 January 2010

For your information, the white stuff is hydrochloric acid, so don't even think about touching it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:50, 20 January 2010

So... Did I win? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:30, 20 January 2010

Oh, you were parodying a character from The Princess Bride. I'm such an oblivious asshole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:28, 21 January 2010

Yeah. You kind of caught me off guard there. O_O • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:10, Jan 22 2010

Feedback

OK, now that I've had a little time to step back from the comic I see the following problems:

Iceman/crackhead = weak, predictable, boring.
The other X-Men = I like Cyclops/gambler and Angel/gold digging playboy. Probably should find a better opening line for Angel. The beast is still a little meh as "party animal" IMO.
The incest jokes: bad concept or needs better dialog?
Magneto starts funny and then falls into unfunny storytelling after the TV screens.
The "straight" ending (yellow panel at the end) is humor weak.

Anything you can add to that? I like roughly half of it but the weaknesses seem to neutralize or detract from the funny that is there.-- 11:13, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

I agree with most of your points. Snowman doesn't really draw much attention. I didn't get much laughs from the incest jokes. Maybe that's just because incest is such a recurring theme in contemporary movies and TV series, like Toto le Héros for example. I did like the chimpanzee joke though. Magneto could use a couple more funny lines. The ending is not terrible, but indeed it lacks humour value. However, I'd like to add a number 6. which I think is a major issue. The comic's concept only becomes obvious when informed about Kirby's heirs. Anybody who doesn't know about that might still consider it an enjoyable read, but probably won't have understood much of the story. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 21 January 2010

Hmmm, maybe a foreskin can be accomplished by using the box frame in image#2 that currently has the "never in the history of legal disputes" bit. Magneto can bring up the "work for hire" issue later. I can change the incest tone by dumping the "who cares" for something more along the lines of getting dressed properly for the sake of groveling. Thanks! --

16:21, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, maybe a salty grandma yelling at people will briefly curb your IRC anger.-- 19:27, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Motherfucking monkeyarses *BLARGH* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:59, 22 January 2010

There's a bunch of these on Youtube. Shoulda looked there first but I was Hulu-ing.-- 13:29, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm unsure about the universal appeal of this. I would be "potential employee A", having seen this kind of stuff for decades. Unfortunate fact alert.-- 14:50, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Belated NOM NOM NOM! Great article as per usual. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:52, 13 February 2010

Why thank you sir! I know you're a busy man. I had no idea where the bar was for work experience when it comes to our staff/readers but it looks like there's going to be plenty of people familiar with degrading production jobs. I have to be continuously stoned in order to handle being a machine operator (small offset printing presses) when I DO have a job. Being continuously stoned and writing is much more fun. Still no sign of land in the job market (oh, boo-hoo) but the checks keep coming. I'd be embarrassed if it weren't for the fact that there's so many people in the same situation as me. If I had kids I'd be screwed but it's just me, the Mrs and 2 cats. We'll live.--

14:39, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Now here is a great job opportunity. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?-- 18:47, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hot chicks love cops, right? Alright, I'll do it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:37, 19 February 2010

Congrats on the Featured Pic

Awesome, that makes me so happy you just don't know. When can I look forward to seeing it on the main page? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 22 Jan

Thanks. If you refresh the main page a couple times, you got a pretty big shot at seeing it, I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:18, 22 January 2010

Hmmmm, not seeing it in the list of featured pictures either. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN22:36, 22 Jan

Wait, nevermind. I found it. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN22:38, 22 Jan

Yup. It's here, in class D. D for dicks lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:42, 22 January 2010

Thanks socky!

Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows:
a long glass of moonshine and an hour with
his niece-wife.

And for voting for Hollywood. Keep up the whatever it is you do! IronLung 22:25, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

I'll keep it up, even if I don't know what it is! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:33, 22 January 2010

- Please do so. DJ Mixerr 02:14, February 9, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr

Laird Hamilton thanks you - and will allow you to keep living

Dude!!! That vote is a thrill coming from you. The only thing that keeps Laird surfing is the distant hope of being featured in Uncyclopedia. Thank on behalf of my crazy motherfucking hero--203.144.180.65 14:13, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

No problem, dude. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:57, 23 January 2010

Late thanks

An expression of gratitude
We appreciate your discerning judgment and shrewd disposition in voting for HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, even though the author is a ne'er-do-well and never pealed a steeple bell.

~ 18:02, Jan 24, 2010

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Avatar (disambiguation), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Please forgive me my buccaneering

Also please forgive me for posting the same notice on more than one person's talk page. Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization finally finished its latest effort, Transformers. Actually, it had been on IC for four months and no one objected to a couple notices about it being moved to mainspace. So I asked admin and IC member MrN9000 to move it, which he did, complete with talk page and history, which I greatly appreciated. Then I wondered when someone would update the list at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board, but saw the note "Tagstit, SysRq, and Gerry are the only ones who need to be editing this template." But sadly, the most recent Uncyclopedia edit by a member of the trilogy was two months ago. MrN9000 basically said if it was OK with active colonizer Optimuschris it was OK with him if I updated the list, which was all I planned to do. But then MrN said "Consider yourself the new director of IC." I really appreciate his help and encouragement, but all I was trying to do was get the list updated, and now I'm afraid I may have unintentionally stepped on some toes. I would be happy to carry this through the next article, if that's not a problem with anyone in IC, but never intended to cause a conflict with anyone. Please let me know if there's a problem here, and what we can do to fix it. You can see the discussions here and there. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 08:42, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I remember Colin and ~~Mooshy~~ Mahmauschy were trying to revive it last time. Good luck, Why. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:51, 25 January 2010

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:44, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Semi-official Imperial Colonization

For once, a short note from me. I'm apparently now running Imperial Colonization. I plan to open it up for nominations for the next colonization on Sunday, 31 January 2010, so will make an official announcement then. In the meantime, I've made some changes, and would love suggestions (see Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization). Thanks for any help you can give me! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:51, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations Imperial Colonization Rear Admiral Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Rear Admiral of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Rear Admiral of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

Her Majesty noted that you've participated in 10 colonizations so you've been raised to Rear Admiral! Go forth and ~~wildy ravage~~ methodically colonize those wild savages! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:48, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:57, 27 January 2010

Thanks

Grazie...

Grazie for doing me this favour. I won't forget it.
Ask your friends in the neighbourhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favour
Don Flamingo 11:21, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your ~~Fearful~~ Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 19:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Sexy

Thanks

luv u

Thanks for the vote. --Che } 20:00,31January,2010

Huzzah!

You appear to be co-Uncyclopedian of the year! Maybe a special broken in half trophy?-- 00:03, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

WOOO! Go me and UU! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:06, 1 February 2010

Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:28, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations, a much deserved award reflecting the hard work you and UU have put into making Uncyc a better place. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Also... Don't think that we don't know who you really are. :P Yea! Oh, and thanks for all the total dedication to making Uncyc more awesome and stuff. That's virtually cheating when it comes to this award if you ask me... Mr N

09:21, Feb 1

You seem to be on a one-Belgian mission to revoke our status at the worst: please stop it. Also, any comments on this historic award-sharing with some curmudgeonly Brit for the Signpost, or do I make something up? --UU - natter 14:07, Feb 1

An UnSignpost comment? Gee, all this publicity. All right, I'll give it a shot. *scrapes throat* Ahem! I would like to say to the community as I would say to anyone who joined this website: Uncyclopedia has nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs — Victory in spite of all error — Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival. … That seems to be the wrong Churchill speech. Okay, I'll give it another try. *scrapes throat again* The gratitude of every home throughout the world, except in the abodes of the guilty, goes out to the British airmen and Belgian spies who, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the Wiki War by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to two people. And so on and so on… Woot! Woot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 1 February 2010

Thanks. I'll use three random words from that out of context, in the best traditions of the British tabloid press. --UU - natter

09:18, Feb 2

Uncyco of the Year

I see you were named Unc of the Year for 2009. Congratulations! I, of course, won Unc of the Month for January 2010, meaning my title is more current than yours. But keep working hard, and maybe someday you'll get up to my level. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 19:41, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Hah! You crack me up! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:46, 1 February 2010

I took the liberty of elevating your rank here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 23:42, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!!

Thank you!!

I stand here before you, arms outstretched and butterflies exploding from my zipper, in thanks for supporting me for Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.

Throughout 2009, many people had stupid ideas, and many of those people wrote those stupid ideas down, but apparently you agreed that no one thought of so many idiotic things, nor humiliated himself on such a regular basis, as I.

You pity me! You really pity me!

May 2010 be an even worse year for us all!

Much appreciated, Socky, and congrats on your UotY win! pillow talk 19:54, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome, Hype. And thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 1 February 2010

IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN

Attention Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: CREATIONISM. As you're one of the few brave souls who voted to rewrite the history of life, the universe and everything, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special, holy advance notice. We are now planning the creation of the universe, or at the very least our version of someone's else's version of how it was created. Get your mind stimulated, get those creative juices flowing, and begin the foreplay for our Big Bang: Creationism! (Or if you don't care about overly-dramatic double entendre, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:57, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Say, Mr. Unregistered User

I was perusing UU's Southpark Uncyclopedian gallery and I noticed you put a drumset in your picture. You don't by any chance play, do you? -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:30, 12 Feb

Not in any serious or meaningful way. My monkey's pretty good at it though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:27, 12 February 2010

Are you by any chance a little "sporty"? Into "photography" perhaps? Mr N

09:40, Feb 13

Not that I'm aware of. Why? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:15, 13 February 2010

This your wife then? Is she a goer? I bet she's a goer, eh? I've played the drums since I was in fifth grade. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN14:42, 13 Feb

My wife? But, I'm not married! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:56, 13 February 2010

Your girlfriend then. Do you have any pictures of her..."au natural"? -OptyC Sucks!

CUN15:01, 13 Feb

Here are a couple pictures of her. But really dude, you're married. Don't you have better things to do than look at porn? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 13 February 2010

Of course not, I'm married. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN15:30, 13 Feb

Remember when searching for files worked at all?

Yeah, those were the days. Back in my day, you could search for an image and it would show you a thumbnail. But nowadays, kids have their "Goat See" and "Wheat Spin" so I guess you're not even allowed to find anything anymore when you search for a file. Sometimes I think I'm getting too old... --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:42, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

To be honest, I think I've forgotten... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:20, 13 February 2010

Alzheimer's or drugs? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:53, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

Drugs, I hope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:32, 14 February 2010

Just had a thought which I haven't actually tested. What happens with Google image search when you define it as whatever you are after site:uncyclopedia.wikia.com +file? Does someone waant to test it out and see how well it works? Pup 04:14, 14/02/2010

Tried it. Doesn't work. Just typing uncyclopedia in combination with whatever I'm after seems to work well enough though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 14 February 2010

iPad Thanks

I see you voted for my new iPad

Many thanks.

Thanks for voting on my first featured article! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 19:39 EST 14 Feb, 2010

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:51, 15 February 2010

Kenya

Did I cut across you there? Oops - I got an edit conflict, and assumed it was the vandal returning for another hilarious intervention. Carry on hacking at it if you like, but you might wanna leave the crap I just removed on the sidelines. --UU - natter 14:27, Feb 15

Yeah, I checked the stuff and you're right about those crappy parts. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 15 February 2010

Well, I think I'm about done with it. It's not great, but at least it's better than it previously was. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 15 February 2010

Thanks!

Thank you for letting me show off on the front page. For that put a sock on it, come on down here, and show me how a big puppet makes little puppets.

~

<insert random violent sex scene here> —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 15 February 2010

Is that all I have to type to get the signature? Didn't know that. What I'm here for is that when I read Brookfield Zoo on ther VFG good list it was one of the funniest pages I've read here. Good to see it back again. If you nom it they will come, and after they come they will vote for it. ~

20:24 15 Feb.MMX

Maybe I will, but I'd like to work on it a bit more first. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 15 February 2010

Work in progress

I'm still working on this and will eventually fix my spelling mistakes. Haven't finished making them all yet. Pup 02:04, 16/02/2010

No problem. Good luck with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 16 February 2010

Thanks!

Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!
His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:31, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Socky

This is still in experimental stage before I write word one. I thought I remember seeing some code that changed the link colors from blue to whatever, are you aware of it or any examples where someone's done that?-- 14:25, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Red link? Those are red mind... I suspect a Wizard may need to be involved... Mr N

14:30, Feb 21

Thanks Mr N! You're super-bitchin'!! This particular TV show has a total of two episodes but it's already a cult classic for excessive stupidity in the name of entertainment in my book. Hope I can give it a good lampooning.--

14:34, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Well, here for example. You just put |<span style=color:#yourfavoritecolorcode>title</span> inside the link. Though I'm not sure how to change the color of the line underlining the link when you hold your mouse above it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 21 February 2010

Of course you can always create a script for it on a MediaWiki page, like on Rafael Nadal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 21 February 2010

I scratched my head and experimented a little and found that

<div class="new">
 <div class="boilerplate metadata" id="redlink">

at the top seemed to work but I don't necessarily understand why. I just chopped away at the code mass until I found that these were the necessary code lines.--

15:10, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, apparently <div class=new> does that. It's because of some code at MediaWiki:Common.css, apparently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:18, 21 February 2010

I just look at that wall of text and go huuuuuuuuuuuuh?????. I find lots of potential attributes but my ability to put them together in the proper syntax is limited at this point.--

15:26, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. You need an admin to edit MediaWiki pages anyway, so you might as well ask Spang when you need help with links or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 21 February 2010

I've done a little playing along the lines of this. If the link is in a line of it's own it's really easy to do. If it is in-line however it becomes a little trickier - assuming of course you want it in colour that you define. If you need me to create a hack then steal what I've just done for that last link. (I've only tested this one in FF, btw.) Pup 21:27, 21/02/2010

That seems to work well enough. You forgot to add an appropriate z-index though. I fixed it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 21 February 2010

Good point. And as to that last link you did - wow, I've never seen a pair quite so big before! Pup 00:14, 22/02/2010

It's kinda hard clicking the UN:HAX link now, though. Was that intentional? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 22 February 2010

No... I was just playing with the z-index to see what would happen to be honest. Back now. Pup 02:39, 22/02/2010

Well, the project is finished. Now, I'm hoping the fonts are universal enough so that it doesn't potentially look whacked.-- 17:28, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

I suppose you didn't intend any of the text to end up on white parts, right? It can probably be easily fixed by putting a table with a black background behind the background image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:08, 27 February 2010

Hmmmmm, no. I don't see that but it's obviously bad. I'm not sure how to do that operation at the moment but I'll either figure it when I get back in a few hours or someone might swoop in *hint hint* and do it for me. ;-) I'm so lost in html and why shit looks different for other people. I already have a transparent background in the table because I thought black would cover the photo. argh. --

18:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I think I fixed it properly enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 27 February 2010

Thank you for your toil! It's absolutely maddening how long it takes to accomplish the smallest feat when you're working on something like this. I feel like I should have gotten a bigger and better page out of all that time!--

22:14, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

And thanks for the no-white code and HAX sheet too. Rothko is one of those "I don't get it" artists when it comes to success. I remember going to the MOMA in New York and seeing either a Rothko or one of his followers works - a 8' x 20' field of white paint on canvas. Made me think "Yeah, I'd hire this guy to paint the inside of my house". I liked the melted recliner exhibit better. Hopefully I can make something humorous out of the subject.-- 10:54, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ah yes, it has always astounded me how that kind of "art" gets so popular. Maybe because it's simple enough to get. Or maybe it's too simple to get. Now there's a thought! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:09, 2 March 2010

FIX!!!

Thanks for the fix! --Matfen 12:11, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, don't mention it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 22 February 2010

Oops!

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/8

Collect them all. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:42, 1 March 2010

Hey Jude Dude!

User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/9

One more for you. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:20, 1 March 2010

A Ten Minute Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

YOUR SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!

[guitar solo]

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:14, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:26, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

For Co-creating Creationism

Featured Article: Creationism

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Wooo! Go me! And the other colonizers too of course. And then some. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:12, 8 March 2010

You have been saved from destruction by evil sock people

The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May ~~God~~ ~~George~~ God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:47, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

FIX!!!!!

Spare eye? Wat is dis, an eye for an eye? Anysways, thanks for ya vote to put me over dere on dat front page, I enjoyed my stay dere and got ta see what some of da fuss is about over dere at the newstand ya guys put up. Ok, I'm outta here. Fadda Murphy and his lackey secretary Al de'chain

You iz liek ma butler or somthing. You can has dibs on my spare kidney.--Matfen 16:36, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

Cool. You don't happen to have a spare eye as well, do you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 10 March 2010

Thanks!

Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!
His article could not have been featured without you...

I might consider that eye now. But don't get any funny ideas! Testicles are strictly off the table. --Matfen 11:32, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

You're proof I manipulated the vote with sockpuppets!

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.
	Due to their site-topping talents in voting awards for me, all other chores formerly assigned have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they'll do nothing other than HELP ME win awards anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is outside of their job description.

—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 18:57, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 16:33, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom

Thanks for nomming my article on VFH. You know, the Damien Hirst one. Please check my other crappy works.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 01:20, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

No, thank you for writing such ~~great~~ crappy (apparently) articles! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 19 March 2010

Image categorization Issue

pregnant or not?

Do you think the woman in the image to the right is pregnant or not? I did a google search of the phrase "Victoria Silvstedt pregnant" and found no pregnancy pics of her. To me, it looks almost like a poorly done pregnancy morph, since the color and shape of the belly look off. However, the image was taken from here Could what looks like a belly be an arm or something? --Mn-z 15:07, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Your screen needs to lighten up, I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 19 March 2010

I see it now. --Mn-z 16:21, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

She's obviously not pregnant. Although if she had been standing down wind of me she would have been. Mr N

17:12, Mar 19

Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

And no, I will never, ever change these templates up at all, just in case you were wondering.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:52, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Dude

It's okay. Just let him vandalize my page if it's keeping him busy. I'll jusr roll it all back after he's banned. :D -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:22, 20 Mar

Well, if you say so, Rolf Harris. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:24, 20 March 2010

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:04, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Yo, thanks for the vote for feature. Since three of us get credit for the page (PF4Eva and Funnybony) I won't yuck it up here, just a thank you and appreciated. The page is the 12th item when the song's name is googled, so Uncy must have quite a few high positions on the google listings. Thanks again, Al in chains 18:25 25 3

Taking some time off?

Have fun, get some sun. Off with the green suntan. Cheers! -- 15:34, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Doc. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 5 April 2010

Mn-z threw you categorically under

... this bus. Care to respond? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 27 Mar 2010 ~ 20:48 (UTC)

Revert war on Barack Obama

Extra Ordinary is back and once again trying to inject his random style of humor into Barack Obama. All of Section 8 and Section 11 of the talk page went to try to convince him to take his act to some other page. So he waited a couple months and stung again. I am not going to waste more words jousting with him and being told that the article isn't funny but he is. Suggestions? 23:18 Never mind; Mordillo intervened with a few stern words. Spıke ¬ 02:01 28-Mar-10

LAME. Che

} 02:59,28March,2010

You barely escaped

a lifetime of having to block, criticize, handle complaints that don't make sense, resolve stupid disputes, get told what you "should be doing" by people who think they know better but don't, etc. And I'm just talking about dealing with me! Congratulations! (Seriously, you were very, very close to getting opped. You obviously have a lot of support here!) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:15, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

You should both be glad I support no one in elections. Except Daffy Duck. Also, I couldn't think of a good thing to do with the picture, so I threw it at the bottom with an asinine whatever. I like the other, too. Think it should alternate between each visit? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:53, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yup, a close call indeed. And Dexter, the other picture was just a joke, but you're free to use it in whatever way you please, of course. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 5 April 2010

Promotion

Hey Socky, sorry that VFS didn't come out in your favor, but you do get a promotion:

Let it be known across the breadth of the internet that I do hereby promote Uncyclopedia user Socky, in accordance to the rules and articles of the Uncyclopedian Administration Handbook, to the rank of Captain. You are entitled to all the rights and privileges accorded to a Captain. Congratulations and welcome to the New World Order.

Signed –~

10:03, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

p.s. - I pretty sure we'll have another go sometimes in the next future and I think you'll be the leading candidate. ~ 10:03, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

You're guaranteed my vote next time, and I'm sure Chief's too. Rabbi Techno

kvetch

Contribs

FOXES 10:11, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

You will have my vote, without a doubt. --ChiefjusticePS3 10:12, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

What they all said. You're a good 'un Sock. --UU - natter

14:49, Apr 5

Thanks, all. Your support is greatly appreciated. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:02, 5 April 2010

Ha. You lost.

And I nommed you in the 1st place, so you thereby can't get mad at me for laughing. Ha. Che } 11:00,31March,2010

This is utter fucking bullshit. BULLSHIT. • FreddThe Redd • • • 11:12 • Thursday, 1-04-2010

Haha. Happy April Fools and Easter/Pesach everyone. I'll be back soon. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:03, 5 April 2010

I saw you reporting things on QVFD and thought to myself "Can't Socky just delete them himself?" And then I remembered. :)--Sir ~HE LP ME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 20:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well, when I saw you posted a message in this section, that's when I remembered. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:05, 8 April 2010

VFS

For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.
Rabbi Techno

You'll win it next time, without even the slightest shadow of a doubt. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:06, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Rabbi. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:04, 5 April 2010

Ha! I'll make PENIS win before you ever do, Socky! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:26, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

By all means, please do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:16, 7 April 2010

Thanks!

And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?
Ha!

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:44, Apr 7 2010

I read it's your birthday

So here's a birthday hat and a birthday cake--it's a combined bit of garb and on the head of the Easter Bunny! Cool huh?

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:45, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hey thanks. It's nice to know some people still read the UnSignpost. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 8 April 2010

I only read it to see if I'm mentioned in the current issue. I'm not. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 21:39, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you can always do something "notable" and hope one of the UnSignpost editors takes notice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 8 April 2010

I'd prefer getting written up for doing nothing--which is exactly what I hope to do, with yet another notice that I'm retiring as interim head of IC and need a replacement (I posted something on the submission page). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 22:55, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm going to write my first featured article. I wonder if that'd earn me a mention in the UnSignpost (again). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 8 April 2010

You should archive

Also, take a look at this. Is it ready for VFH? • FreddThe Redd • • • 23:05 • Thursday, 8-04-2010

Archive? But I don't have 100 entries yet! Also, it's a good article, but it ends kinda abrupt. VFH? Maybe. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 8 April 2010

Abrupt? Isn't that how all Cribs episodes end? • FreddThe Redd •

•

• 23:31 • Thursday, 8-04-2010

Good point. That last image would be better on the right though, now it looks kinda misplaced. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 9 April 2010

Believe it or not

But I just came here suggesting you might want to archive this page. When I use a fast computer and a fast connection, it still takes a while to load this page. When I use an older computer or a slower connection ................................................................................................... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 21:19, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Socky.

How are you? I hear through the grapevine that it was your birthday yesterday. I'm glad you were finally born. Your mother has been pregnant for quite awhile.

Anyway, I've been wanting to make an article... The topics that come to mind are why have a threesome (you actually suggested that to me quite sometime ago, if you don't remember), a guide to a wizard's daily life or a rewrite of the wizard article (keeping in line with my wizard/magic obsession), or a HowTo on writing an article as a flimsy excuse to upload more porn on Uncyclopedia. I also really want someone's feedback on my Hollywood values article, but it appears none of the Pee Reviewers seem interested.

So, what should I do? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:05, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if you're planning to write an article about threesomes, wizards and/or porn, all I can do is show my sheer and exuberant support. Also, Hollywood values is a great article. It works both as a parody of the Conservapedia article as as a satire of Hollywood celebrities. What you should do is follow your destiny, whatever you make it out to be anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:08, 9 April 2010

Ooit

...de intentie gehad om de Nederlandstalige Oncyclopedia te bezoeken of te editten? Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 17:58, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Misschien... Hij schijnt nu niet zo goed te werken. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:04, 10 April 2010

Ja, er zijn wat problemen bij de server, blijkbaar. Dit is al een tijdje aan de gang, maar nu is het zodanig erg dat we er allemaal gek van worden...dit zal spoedig voorbij zijn, hoop ik. R 7 (NL) 18:51, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Section 93

This is section 93.

Section 94

This is section 94.

Section 95

This is section 95.

Section 96

This is section 96.

Section 97

This is section 97.

Section 98

This is section 98.

= Section 99 =

This is section 99.

== Section 100 ==

It reached 100! Time to archive this page! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:40, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

I see how you might think that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 11 April 2010

Oh no!

Now it's 101 sections. You should definitely wait till there are an even 1000 sections, now. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:44, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Don't tempt me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:58, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Don't tempt me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:49, 11 April 2010

Actually

If you count by first level headers, that makes this only 95. Which means that there are another 5 level 1 headers to go. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 11:00, Apr 11 2010 UTC

But if I change some other random section into a level 1 header, a lot more than 5 will have to be added. Hmm... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:42, 11 April 2010

Mercy move

I moved your UnNews story here because it's not really UnNewsy at all. I can't say where it belongs, but I can say not in UnNews. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:11, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Um. That was totally not finished yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:14, 11 April 2010

Boobzlol

When a maiden bounces lightly onto the scene, only the most astute notice her assests. Thusly, I thank you for your vote on Sideboob, a page only the elite among penmasters could truly appreciate. As it were. Al sans chains

Here's another nice boob picture for you. To thank you for your splendid work on Sideboob. LOL. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:29, 12 April 2010

NSFW

Should the images above mean you might want to think about adding a NSFW template to this page? Not everyone works in a place where people regularly get naked. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:39, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Why? may not be joking, he actually added one of those templates to my page soon after I started here. Breasts are SFW. In many cities and countries you can go to work, legally, with breasts in full view. Women just choose not to do it. To get serious, who is the woman losing her top? I almost recognize her but not quite. Al sans chains 2:49 16 4

Gee, Al, we've ran into each other a lot recently. I agree that in many parts of the world a woman's breast is SFW. I also assert that not everybody lives in many parts of the world, and in areas where it's legal but not socially acceptable, an employee could get in trouble for this sort of thing. By the way, my side in this issue has nothing to do with my personal feelings; personally I believe that saying men can show their nipples and women can't is sexist nonsense. But I got in a debate about an image I uploaded being marked NSFW when it all shows are buttocks and the sides of breasts with no nipples showing at all. I lost, and File:Clovis people2.jpg is still listed as NSFW. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Al: It's Sophie Marceau. Why?: I think I see part of a penis in there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:20, 16 April 2010

Seriously

Seriously, Socky, for someone who doesn't have a relatively fast connection/computer, waiting to load your really long talk page can be a pain. I usually use a fast computer/fast connection, but when I tried it on a slower computer it took so long I gave up trying to post. You're recognized here as a nice guy, so please think about those who have to wait and wait and wait. Their time is valuable too. OK I'll shut up now. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:35, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

ALRIGHT I'LL ARCHIVE MY TALKPAGE!

Sheesh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:20, 16 April 2010

I wanna be the last message on it! It's like, backwards-rape or something.--Sir ~HE LP ME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 21:36, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Backwards-rape? That sounds really... awkward. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 16 April 2010

User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive7

raaaAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!

DICKSLOL

Thanks!

Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

Mensaje!

Another bun

Re: A question you asked back when dinosaurs roamed the land

Drama

VFD

That's where your vote went

eek!

This article of mine...

Angry Asian Kid on VFD

Thanks

Layering

Wikipedia article

Holy shit

We Mormons are everywhere

This amuses me.

A bouncy thanks!

Hi

Hey Socky,

I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.

It's not that she doesn't know what's wrong from right

Signature

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

Best used in the Bedroom

I might be wrong

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP VOTING!!!

Go America!

Anne's boobs, Welcome Party

Thanks!

Charlotte's Web 2

Nigger

Better late than later

You, sirrah...

Feedback

Congrats on the Featured Pic

Thanks socky!

Laird Hamilton thanks you - and will allow you to keep living

Late thanks

Award from UN:REQ

Please forgive me my buccaneering

Thanks!

Semi-official Imperial Colonization

Congratulations Imperial Colonization Rear Admiral Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Thanks

ATTENTION COLONIZER

Hey Sexy

Huzzah!

Uncyco of the Year

Thank you!!

IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

Say, Mr. Unregistered User

Remember when searching for files worked at all?

iPad Thanks

Kenya

Thanks!

Work in progress

Thanks!

Hey Socky

FIX!!!

Oops!

Hey Jude Dude!

A Ten Minute Thanks

For Co-creating Creationism

You have been saved from destruction by evil sock people

FIX!!!!!

Thanks!

You're proof I manipulated the vote with sockpuppets!

Thanks for the nom

Image categorization Issue

Thanks

Dude

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Taking some time off?

Mn-z threw you categorically under