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Images in Class D will appear on the main page 6% of the time. Shown below are the most recent 10 images. For the full list, see here.



Kid with protest picket (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kid with protest picket

Think about what you're putting them through at such an impressionable age.

Image credit: Everyotherusernamewastaken, Mark Richards
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5 exploited child(ren)
Nomination: Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 19:28, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. I doubt many people will like it, but I felt I ought try something.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 20:07, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. alright. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:35, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. For. --Pjoona11 07:44, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. exploited child(ren). Stranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 11:18, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Anti-against Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:25, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAN ON YOUR WEDDIIIING DAAAAYYYY!!! ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 01:40, 10/12/2015
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. memories of my childhood. It sucked. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:38, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I like the concept, it's nice and surreal. The quality of the manipulation is poor though, and it would be best to get rid of that copyright thing at the bottom too. Also text-based, but I think it kind of works for this idea. -RAHB 22:19, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Okay, if you click on the image now you will see a new version without the copyright and with more natural looking message/writing.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 23:21, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Much appreciated. It is looking better now but the whitewash of the previous writing underneath of the new writing is still sticking out too much to go on the front page. But you got it definitely going on the right track. Some more smoothing over and hopefully it will change my vote. -RAHB 03:46, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Text-based. I would much rather see this joke displayed photographically instead of just being a photograph of the joke. As an example of what I mean, a photo of a mob of angry children beating each other up with pickets is the exact same joke as your image but wouldn't require the text. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:38, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • @THS: That's a song isn't it? By some Canadian artist whose name escapes me right now. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 02:27, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    Yeah, it's "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette. The most ironic part, though, is that all the things mentioned aren't irony, they're just coincidence. ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 03:14, 10/15/2015
    The song could be called 'Coincidental' then. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 04:02, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    It should, though. I think "Weird Al" Yankovic even poked fun at that in his video for "Word Crimes." ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 04:10, 10/15/2015
    I've seen that video it's funny. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 09:01, 15 October 2015 (UTC)

Photoshopped burning wind turbine (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 8 Smouldering birdchopppers
Nomination: Lantash (talk) 11:55, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. . Lantash 13:08, Aug 5, 2012 (BST)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption is good! Talk Mattsnow 05:27, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:23, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Nice Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:40, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:14, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 20:45, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Rationale: Warmists are constantly turning-out images of power stations spewing 'pollution' - actually steam from cooling towers, photoshopped to make it look darker. So, thought I'd do a little potatochopping on one of their pet products, which in this case IS spewing pollution. Although, not intentionally. I hope.

Entering Arizona (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Entering Arizona

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 9 Mothers entered with clean feet.
Nomination: RAHB 00:22, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Mhaille-based Zombiebaron. -RAHB 00:22, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombie-based Mhaillebaron. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:10, 30 May 2012
  3. Zombhaille -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:39, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 10:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Feet. --Black Flamingo 11:40, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Zombiebaron.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:36, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mhaille. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:16, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. lol Talk Mattsnow
  9. Subtle --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:27, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
  10. The comments ar funny. --Clicky! Sir CuteGiratinaOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 18:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Make me laugh, please --Nikau (talk) 06:27, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

The Loofahwaffe (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Loofahwaffe

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 7
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:06, 3 July 2011
For Votes: 8
Loooooofah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:06, 3 July 2011
Image quality is awful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:09, 27 February 2012
  1. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. *Looks up loofah* *Chuckles* *Votes Symbol for vote.svg For.* ~ Humbuck.png Talk 00:39, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Oh I get it. It's a pun.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:15 Jul 04, 2011
  4. I don't know what this means, but I assume it proves the existence of the Illuminati.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:55, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:05, 6 July 2011
  6. Crack --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:14, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:15, 6 July 2011
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Hypocrite! You said you hated puns, Lyrithya! --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:53, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Crappy pun and not really that funny, sorry... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

The Great Wave Off Fukushima (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Great Wave Off Fukushima

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan. The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823, 1930, 2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai. The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi."

Image credit: MeepStarLives
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency
Nomination: MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 05:34, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg SN+F So, I as doubtless many other depraved yet somewhat cultured minds heard of March's tragic tsunami-mediated disaster and fairly quickly my mind uncharitably drifted to the work of the legendary Hokusai. Several slight modernizations later... --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 05:34, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I really like this image. It's got a very busy, unique, colorful style that I haven't seen around here before, plus it's actually pretty funny and smart. It's like a real nice Basement Jaxx song in illustration. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:31, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. for By some twist of fate, I put the original (which I found on Google) on one of my articles yesterday. A ton of great details are added here. Talk Mattsnow 21:36, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Welcome fucking back, Meep. --Black Flamingo 21:05, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:58, 27 June 2011
  6. What. The. Fuck. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:36, Jun 29
  7. For. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 17:19, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Its so bad it made me laugh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:17, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Me like... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Funniest thing I've seen all week. Yep. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:43, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:29, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
    Against for now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:19, 2 July 2011
    Now I just don't get it, apparently. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:33, 3 July 2011
Comments
  • This is pretty good, but it'd look a fair bit better if some of the stuff wasn't so obviously pasted on top - the waves are largely in front, yes? It's mainly the reactors and the sushi and the cat-mecha's foot - they're covering up the wave elements that are supposedly in front of them. Cut out the edges of the waves, put some white speckles of foam in front and that should help. Also, the reactor stuff looks a lot more cartoony than the rest of it - any chance you could dry-brush some texture on them and possibly make the lines less thick? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:03, 25 June 2011
  • So I went back into the master and hand touched up most if not all of the absurd wave geometry and spent quite a bit longer than I'd like to admit adding new outlines and so forth, which in turn caused me to clean up a bunch of little artifacts that were hanging around as well as get the figures more inarguably into the water. A little layer hunting later, and the result is something noticeably much better than the original, especially if you go to the image page and load them up switching between tabs to compare the full size versions. So thank you for that; I'm a little prouder of it now. The speckles suggestion worked quite nicely for the reactors as well as the onigiri. Speaking of the offending cooling towers, these I went back and removed the (non-path!) edges and replaced them with different, completed ones that also happen to be a more aesthetically-pleasing thin (rather than sloppy cut out style for the flames). I was not sure precisely what kind of texture you had in mind, and wanting to keep it somewhat faithful to the cartoony juxtaposition that inspired the chop, ran a series of quite likely imperceptible localized blurs and tone fixes to make them further from the halftone originals. If that helps. --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 10:57, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
    So you're trying to make the pieces stand out, then? I'm afraid I really do not understand what you're going for, in that case, but the other things indeed look much better now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:15, 3 July 2011

Building rectangle (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Building rectangle

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 9
Nomination: Pup 10:46 19 Jun '11
For Votes: 12
  1. Self-nom and for and I still can't come up with a good caption. Pup 10:46 19 Jun '11
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:51, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:34, 24 June 2011
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:33, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Quite hallucinating! Talk Mattsnow 21:38, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. Hey, cool.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:52, Jul 18
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Heh heh funny --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:25, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg I like this. Imperfections and all, it's still better than some of the "Class A" images we're giving high rotation to. ~ T. (talk) 16:32, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. just what I need to go with the joint in my hand. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 05:37, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  10. YES. ~[thehappyspaceman] TheHappySpacemanThe Happy SpacemanDan the HedgehogDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributions 08:43, 08/24/2019
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Penrose's corpse just came -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:49, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg wtf man, wtf.    zheoliel   07:08 September 25
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fix the jumpiness and I might reconsider. --Algorithm 04:37, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I can't say I like the idea of animation on the mainpage, but if it is to be there, it should at least be somewhat smooth animation. In other words, fix it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:51, 24 June 2011
  3. I like the concept a bunch, but it still needs work. The jumpiness and jagged edges ought to be smoothed out.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 16:28 Jul 08, 2011
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I like it, but I'm not sure if I like it that much. --64.255.180.34 16:14, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Escher would have done it better. --Funky Monk 03:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

The Toast Cat Diagram (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Toast Cat Diagram

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 8 buttered felines
Nomination:
For Votes: 12
  1. NomAndFor A classic image from the Uncyclopedia vaults. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:10, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. for Talk Mattsnow 14:03, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For although the last sentence is the caption doesn't make sense. It should say something about F_bt decreasing or something. --Mn-z 00:57, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, it is glued, as Lyrithya says. Or buttered. It works only with the caption, and with the two together, works very well indeed. Aleister 13:13 13-13-'13
  5. For Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:28, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Strong yeah --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:00, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. The cat would eventually be ripped apart as it starts spinning around faster and faster, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:07, 22 June 2011
  8. DUH   Le Cejak <21:12 Jun 25, 2011>
  9. For --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:54, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. So nostalgic I just came... Wait, what? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:46, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Hell yush. ~[thehappyspaceman] 01:27, 08/7/2011
  12. Why isn't this already featured?! --Andorin Kato 22:01, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. The toast isn't strapped. It's glued, and badly. Also, it's just not that good in general, bad perspective, angles not lining up, jpeg format for a diagram... works well for the dealies, but oughtn't be a feature. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:10, 10 June 2011
  2. Can't say I laughed. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not quality and not funny. Well it does look funny, but not in a humor way. --Funky Monk 03:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lame ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:51, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:18, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Fox News (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Fox News

Fox News: Your number one news source for all things foxy.

Image credit: Olipro's idea, Lyrithya's implementation
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 8 canids
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:15, 21 January 2011
For Votes: 11
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for, I guess. I blame Olipro. This is all his fault. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:15, 21 January 2011
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Foxes have big heads. Especially foxes from Egypt. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:37, 22 January 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 15:51, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'd like to thank Lyrithya for making this a reality -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:37, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Good, even without Frunobulax. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:03, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:15, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. GEORGIEGIBBONS talk contributions 21:04, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg FOR GOD DAMN-IT! Good pun. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:38, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. One of the best pics I've seen recently. Aleister 3:33 24-1-'11
  10. Errrrrr... ummm..... yeah, go on then. --Black Flamingo 22:58, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Za Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:37, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. a few quality issues. The image is too small, and the fox head is way too big. I would be happy if I got if as an image request, but its not quite at VFP quality. --Mn-z 14:33, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:24, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Cassilas.gif --Roman Dog Bird 21:28, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Okay, questions. The head's too big? Proportional to what, how is the head too big? For a fennec, it should if anything be bigger. And how is the image itself too small? It was larger than the default preview here. Just how big d'you want it for a feature? No, seriously, I'd like to know - I seem to be completely incapable of making feature-quality images. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:18, 22 January 2011
    • To answer your questions, the head is too large with respect to the entire image. Looking closer, the head proper itself is probably proportional the body, but the large ears, combined with the how zoomed in the image is, make it look like the fox head is overwhelming the image. The fact that the ears are cut off may be contributing to that effect. With respect to image size, I think 480x600 is probably big enough. --Mn-z 02:39, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
      • No, it's definitely too small for the body, though for the image as a whole, you may be right... but the image size, big enough for what? Although now that I've looked, you seem to vote against everything besides MS Paint drawings, so why am I even bothering? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:17, 25 January 2011

Santa Did WTC (history, logs)

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Santa Did WTC

On September 11, 2001, international celebrity Santa Claus shocked the world by first firing a missile at one World Trade Center tower, and then flying into the other tower at top speed, killing thousands. Santa survived using his famous magical powers.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: 8 holiday-themed disasters
Nomination: Zombiebaron
For Votes: 9
  1. SelfNom and Zombiebaron. There are currently no images nominated on VFP, so I thought I'd rise to the challenge and nominate an image I made for an image request a little while back. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:53, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Wow, I came here to nom this. --Black Flamingo 19:26, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Either that is one huge Santa, or it's much too close to the camera to be on a trajectory for the tower. On the other hand, I kind of like it, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:26, 29 December 2010
  4. My god that is so bad. We are despicable ;) --Shabidoo 13:06, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ptok Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:32, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:55, 2 January 2011
  7. Truly the jolliest day in American history. --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Ho ho ho. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:26, Jan 4
  9. Santa --ChiefjusticeWii 22:23, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. per Lyrithya. I thought it was called Christmas in July, not Christmas in September. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:48, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
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28 Gays Later (history, logs)

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28 Gays Later

28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment.

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: 9
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 9
  1. Either those drapes go or I do. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Self-for Previous vfd material in the process of fabulousization. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:11, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:27, 26 October 2010
  4. For. It's good to see funny images being nominated for VFP instead of the usual crap around here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:35, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. O'course. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 11:55 (UTC)
  6. I like it. --Black Flamingo 14:31, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Brilliant. --ChiefjusticePS3 09:46, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Pacman.svg Automatic Sonje vote Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 01:50,30October,2010
  9. Cool. --Assalamualaikum Flag of Brunei.pngmy Talkneed work:AWSOME FACE.png 11:49, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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