User talk:Larrymcjoneshas17bones
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VFH[edit source]
If you genuinely want to vote against an article, great. While doing so, always helps to say why and what can be improved (though not mandatory). Writers here aren't primadonnas and want to get better. Having said that, voting against an article because you think it is "funny" or you want to be a contrarian, won't make you friends here, and you'll likely find people will do the same when voting on your articles. An ICU tag means an article needs work, and it is extremely unlikely it will be featured. If you'd like some peer review or help with writing an article and getting it featured ready, just let us know. ShabiDOO 08:45, 20 October 2023 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Larrymcjoneshas17bones, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Here's your second welcome. I know it's not that nice of a welcoming message, but you have had multiple articles ICU-ed, two of which were deleted. I recommend you read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS. 
14:44, 26 October 2023 (UTC)
- I was surprised I didn't get a single "Oh Dear" on my old account WVandZM, or even have a single page deleted! I believe this is because I didn't put every article I wrote on Vote for Highlight. I only did that with Lavender. I bring this up because the articles that this user wrote feel quite a lot like my first articles; that is, nonsensical as fuck. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown
(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:31, 27 October 2023 (UTC)
