User talk:MoonlitShadow

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What do you want, to have that sub-page moved to your current user name, i.e. moonlitshadow/blahblahblah? Leverage (talk) 11:12, 16 July 2016 (UTC)

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Baseline Idea: Dogs crash car into WalMart

1. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/08/02/dog-steals-car-drives-into-walmart-wayne-county-west-virginia/87923050/
2. http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/388713732.html
3. https://twitter.com/WSAZnews/status/759167558763196416


Possible Reasons:

1. Owner Deleted Sharknado 4 Recording
2. Pets Were Impatient and Couldn't Wait for Encore
(Note: As of when this was written, SyFy had a special encore last night at 5 PM)
3. Protest over Sharknado 4
4. The Secret Life of Pets Taken Too Seriously
5. Protest over The Secret Life of Pets

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