User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive3

                                                 

Violation

Of the Geneva convention is considered to be an issue with some countries. ~ 13:39, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh My Christian God! Mordillo violated my talkpage! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

No, I merely discussed international politics. ~ 13:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

A Jew talking about international politics? That sounds suspicious. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Keen!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-RAHB 10:25, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:27, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Nice work! 64.15.147.70 10:44, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Dearest sock

You usually come and have a look at things I'm doing, well I started something compleatly brand new never been done before on uncyc and was wondering what you thought of the idea. It seemed really good when I was a little bit sleep deprived (will never tire of linking to that) but now I'm not so sure (or that). What's your thoughts? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:32 10 May 2009

Though I'm not that much into twitter, I find the concept rather funny. Good luck on writing this. On another note, insomnia also links to nursery. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:37, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I never noticed that, I must be destined to write that article. Anyway I wanna finish this one first, was hoping that if I started this "UnTweets" category/namespace/thing then maybe some people would run with it or parody a celebrities twitter, so knowing that the central idea behind it is solid is a big help, thanks! I mean thats not what you said, but it could be construed as such. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:45 10 May 2009

Well, I hope people go with your idea. Though hopefully not that much that this site becomes a twitter parody. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:03, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Well yeah, I suppose, I'd just like to see it become as popular as UnBooks... or something. Anyway, like I said, one step at a time, gotta finish it first then see what people think. thanks again. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:07 10 May 2009

Dearest sock, part 2

Ok so I'm alot less enthusiastic about the whole UnTweets thing, but I finished off the article (renamed it too) and would like some considered feedback (or not if you don't review.) Whats your thoughts on the finished product? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:55 11 May 2009

It looks very good. I don't normally review, so I'll leave that to someone else. I'd rate everything 8.5 (a lot of good jokes, a great concept, nothing wrong with the prose as far as I can see, appropriate images) leaving you with a final score of 42.5, a very decent score if I may say so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Ok, thanks very much! Glad you like it, I'll see what I get from a pee review and then decide about nomming it. Keep your eyes peeled. Or not, you might go blind. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:16 11 May 2009

The new vandal...

I'm putting him on BP. He won't last long. *evil smile* S-984 18:29, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Oops. Looks like I was too quick. Sorry. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:31, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Either way, heesa's gonna get ouch time. ;) S-984 18:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:34, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Mr Sig Wizard?

You weren't able to fulfill the request? But you're supposed to be magic. That's like Sonje not being able to shop the shit out of a pic.

Sorry Cheddar, using the <span title=" ... "> tag screwed up the images for some reason. There's only so much I can do. If it's really important to you, you can always ask for Spang support. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Greetings to my favorite uncyclopedian

<asskissing>You are really one of my favorite uncyclopedians, you are always ready to help, and you are pretty cool</asskissing> now, can you make the flag in my sig rotate? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:31, 10 May '09

Like this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

This looks suspiciously familiar. ~ 08:36, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Familiar? Does anybody here have a rotating sig other than me? Huh? Answer me!! ;) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:39, 13 May '09

Uh-oh, this looks like a lot of patent nonsense! (And why yes, I do like to lurk on Sockpuppet's talk page) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:50, 13 May 2009

Welcome to my talkpage, everybody! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I have a rotating sig! It has DILDOS in it! DILDOS!!! (I also like to lurk Sockpuppet's talk page) -RAHB 22:38, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Me too! It has LESBIANS in it! Spinning LESBIANS!!! SOAUU 22:42, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Holy shit! Touche, my argyle friend, touche. -RAHB 22:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Bgaaaah!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

And no, I have no intention of changing this template any time soon.

—Sir Guildensternenstein

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NOOO! LEAVE THOSE SEALS ALONE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:56, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Playwright otM

There you go, I finally archived and so forth. Nom whomsoever you wish to, should you wish to. --UU - natter 14:48, May 12

Thanks. I'll take a look around for people to nom. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

I can't seem to figure it out...

What country are you from? Half of me thinks you're a fellow American, the other half, a jolly good Brit. Which country, Socky? Saberwolf116 23:48, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Just run a trace on the IP he used to edit from like any good stalker would. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:04, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey! That's cheating! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:37, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Answer the man's question, I'm curious now too. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:26 13 May 2009

Here, Im tracing his IP (127.0.0.1) and looks like he is fro-- THE NORTH POLE?! What the fuck! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:35, 13 May '09

Oh. My. God. You're Santa Clause!!! /me sits on Socky's knee ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:48 13 May 2009

Just about time santa showed up. Now, this toy you gave me last year is defective. I. WANT. A. REPLACEMENT! RAWR!! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:53, 13 May '09

Yes! I am the guy that brings you nice toys to play with. Enjoy! Ho! Ho! Ho! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Nope, he isn't Santa Claus. His IP says he's from Belgium. Owned! Saberwolf116 12:08, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

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PWNED! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

*cough* Saberwolf116 12:24, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Fine. You completely ruined the surprise. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I AM A FUCKING BELGIAN! Happy now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Yup, i've been curious for months now. But seriously, you should head up to one of the cool countries. Saberwolf116 13:08, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I will, when I start my conquest for world domination. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:09, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Belgian? How can you be Belgian? The place doesn't exist. ~ 20:11, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

That's the tricky thing. In fact, it's all a big conspiracy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:13, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

UnNews

Hey there,

I recorded an audio "version" of your grue story, which you are free to use or not -- your option. Like my previous pieces, it's not a verbatim version, and includes live problems, interruptions, and my already established character (if anyone still listens to those old files) as the mentally imbalanced news anchor.

• File:UnNews-Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians.ogg
• File:UnNews-Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians.mp3

Cheers,

--T. (talk) 13:20, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow! That rules! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:29, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Nice to see I can still do those reasonably well. It was kind of an impulse, but I'm glad I acted on it.

And I'm grateful for the Goldstein nom. I'd probably better get my rear in gear and record some other material. Even if quality is the goal, I'm not sure I'd be looked on too favourably with only one contribution for the month. --T. (talk) 14:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Tweet

Mr McElroy says thanks! his blog is teh funnies! 11:44pm May 14th from web tanks for teh voats! 11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:31 14 May 2009

*tweet* *tweet* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Yet Another For the Sig Wizard.

Do you think you can make it so the pics in my sig come up when you scroll over the words? Like maybe half of them for whore and half for Cheddar? Or maybe have 1 pic, and have it bring up the other 5 when you scroll? I don't know if it can be done with pics, but if you can please do so. Please? Whore cHeDDaR 16:41,14May,2009

Damn, you really are a wizard. Thank you mister wizard. Actually, can you make it so that my logo (the bag of Doritos) stays out rather than being a pop-up. Thank you please. Whore cHeDDaR 17:28,14May,2009

Nm, I think I got it. I'm amazing like that. Whore cHeDDaR 17:33,14May,2009

Well done. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:34, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Wait, something's still wrong w/ it. (I'm using sig2) What happened? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:14,14May,2009

Don't use ENTER in your sig. It screws things up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:17, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

My bad, I hadn't realized that I did. Thank you again. You will receive something nice for this.

CheddarBBQ has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew! This is the highest honor you will ever receive.

Very few people have been given that. Only adoson, Docile Hippo, and now you. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:20,14May,2009

Yummy. I feel honoured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

You should. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:15,14May,2009

delivery thanks!

thanks again for the hand-delivery, sock. you are quite the reliable one. i don't have time right now, but expect some sort of actual recognition after the weekend. you rule! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:53, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Though I kinda look forward to being relieved of the job. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:59, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

WE WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING

This is a gift from the Filipino Empire to you, Socky.

SUPERULTRAMEGAHYPERUNIVERSAL JUMBOTRON

Hope you like my TV. It has a billion channels. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 10:34, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

It looks... nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:37, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

And I will give you one more gift: A Pinati 32" High Defination TV! Prouldy built in Giratinaton!

Also, congratulations! You are now a member of the Goa Tse Clan. Are you ready to revive Uncyclopedia's past? Or are you ready to write new pages and work together to make a better Uncyclopedia? Here, attach this to your signature: |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 01:33, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoops, a twirling magnemite in my sig. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:11, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Help me.

Help me add to the article "Pruane2forever" so it doesn't get huffed.

Sorry. As I've also pointed out on your page, we have policies against this. But keep working at your blog. --T. (talk) 23:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't have a blogMmmeeemmmeee 23:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Another question (Don't hit me please)

Not about sigs this time. You know those [show] [hide] things? How do you make those? And is it possible to change what they say to something that isn't show/hide? Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:22,17May,2009

It's with <div class="NavFrame"><div class="NavHead">Title</div><div class="NavContent">Content</div></div>, which renders:

Title

Content

As far as I know, it's not possible to change the [hide]/[show] button. Maybe with some extensive HTML code, but you'll have to ask that to someone else, Spang for example. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Oh and thanks for the sig fix again. I assume you're the one who fixed it? Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:42,18May,2009

Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:20 18 May 2009

How did you know I'm a fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't talk back to me ya fucking kids. I have life experiance! I know more than you. /vomits ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:33 18 May 2009

Me, a kid? Now I feel offended! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Aww, well go take your offence and shove it up your rectum! ya fuckin' pussy, eh!? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:38 18 May 2009

Would you kindly shut up now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:41, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was just fooling. Actually the template doesn't say you are, it says you would be. Or at least it should. Again thanks for the vote, luvs ya Socky! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:44 18 May 2009

'Kay, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh and good luck with UotM, I mean you're a clear winner already but yeah. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:50 18 May 2009

I'm not NXWave though, so Modus might be a bit disappointed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:53, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

delivery thanks again

thanks again for your help with signpost delivery, sock! this being your third hand delivery, you are hereby promoted to unsignpost paperbot, as reflected here. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:22, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! I'm a paperbot! ...*anticlimactic silence*... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:03, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:30, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Looks interesting. I won't be able to write a lot the next months though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:04, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Nursery

Just to let you know that I'm finished it (well except for a pic that Sonje is doing). Thought I'd tell you because you told me I needed to write it. What do you think? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:34 19 May 2009

It's a very good article, potential VFH material. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:59, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Really, that'd be awsome. You know If I get one more feature this month I'll have the same amount of features as I did in the whole of last year? I'm on a real hot streak at the minute. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:33 19 May 2009

With a bit of tweaking, I think it may attract a considerable amount of for votes. I'm also looking forward to that stick insect image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:40, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Me too. Sonje is an expert with that stuff. I'd like to wait for a pee review too though. Oh and thanks for linking to it through my previous articles. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:48 19 May 2009

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Am I Annoying You Yet?

Not a technical question this time, though I am still waiting for Spang to respond to my last one. Since I haven't been here log enough to see it happen, how does the Top 10 articles of the year voting work? Is it like the monthly ones? Also, does it use all featured articles of the year, or only Top 3 or #1 articles. For ex. Would just Dragon and Jenny be nommed for it, or also Karl and tradesmen? Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:34,19May,2009

I don't really keep track of such things, but I can affirm that the voting works exactly like the monthly ones. I think the Top 5 or somesuch of every month is used to compile the list of potential articles of the year. Hope that helps, you annoying little twat. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:14, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I love you too. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:15,19May,2009

Love can be a strange thing. Not for me though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:19, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I love you too, socky and I will nom you at VFS. Really :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 19:25, May, 19 '09

Go me! Woohoo! Thanks Mahm00shA, I'm honoured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

They take the top 3 (ish) articles of each month to compile the voting list for the "Of the Year" articles. so the four articles that made it into the top three of april will all go forward. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:36 19 May 2009

That's what I figured. So Jenny's chances will go from 1 in 13 to 1 in 30-40. Yay. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:29,19May,2009

Another One :D

If I search an article, and it brings up a redirect. Is their a way to make the article I typed in? For ex. (bad example) if you search High School Musical, it'll redirect it to High School Musical 2. How would you write High School Musical then? Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:48,19May,2009

Do you see the title you searched somewhere beneath the title of the article you were redirected to? It should be a link, click it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Smartass. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:54,19May,2009

I'll take that as a compliment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:56, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't have said his arse was smart, not that it doesn't look lovely, it just has more of a casual, fuck-it sort of thing going... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:59 19 May 2009

Orian, are you gay? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:00,19May,2009

I was just going to ask that question. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:00, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Why do people always presume that because a man knows about fashion and can apreciate beauty, that he must be homsexual? It's a very silly stereotype. but yes, yes I am. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:03 19 May 2009

I just made an UnNews article.Is it too short?And yes, I do appear on talk pages at the strangest of times.--Bad Shroom 22:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I guess it ain't bad, though it's a bit short, yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

It's not about your fashion sense. It's about you wanting to fuck Socky's ass and putting pics of naked dudes throughout Uncyc. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:06,19May,2009

I think you'll find that any porn I uploaded I recently asked to get deleated. Something Mordillo said made me realise I was wrong. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:15 19 May 2009

What does he have against porn? Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:17,19May,2009

Probably nothing, but that's neither here nor there. Minors use this site, and while we all know most twelve year olds google "blowjob" as soon as they're alone, it still shocks parents. The last thing we want/need is someone's mum finding porn on a site that doesn't at least offer an age restriction. It's probably illegal, and even if not there could be a contraversy. in short; we don't want people thinking we're like ED and 4chan and things, which porn would tend to suggest. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:24 19 May 2009

Not all my porn was nude though. All but 1 pic were covered up. And there are like a million porn pics on here. Like the 80 super secret girlie pages. And Categories of things like Boobs. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:03,20May,2009

Back To The Old Question

I'm gonna write an article on Homestar Runner. I wanna give the option to [view intro], causing the intro to become visible, or [come on in], causing it to stay hidden. I know you don't think you can change the show/hide thing, but is there another way I can do something like this? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:00,20May,2009

Well, maybe something with the "sighidden" thing or maybe with subpages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Proofread

Wood you pleez proovereed my humbel artecel? Sum feadbak wood be apreshiated tou :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:33, May, 20 '09

Done. It looks like a really nice article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:12, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

thanks! Socky for sysop next month :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:14, May, 20 '09

Well, if the admins decide they want more sysops next month, maybe. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:16, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I hope so.. Also, do you have some images for my article? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:21, May, 20 '09

Maybe there are some good ones here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:24, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

thankies Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:33, May, 20 '09

can you make a pi avatar for me//

if yes, will you make one, please!!!!! a pi f%&ker 12:53, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

What did you have in mind? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:54, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

a cute little pi symbola pi f%&ker 12:57, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Like this one:  ? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:05, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

I had a traumatic childhood. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:32, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

For cleaning up the little doggy-do's that I litter the place with. I really appreciate it. Really. Pieface 20:57, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:58, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay...I'm through.I can't think of anything for traffic ticket, but I don't want it to be deleted.I need somebody to edit or at least attract users to edit it.--Bad Shroom 21:17, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

You could request a Pee Review for it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:58, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

hey

Are there too many Roman Dog Bird logs on UnSignpost? --Docile hippopotamus 15:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Nah. I just need more stuff to put on the left. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

When will the UnSignpost be delivered? --Docile hippopotamus 15:26, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Tonight or somesuch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for all the work you're putting in on the USP, Socky. Don't read anything into my tinkerings other than dictatorial editorial censorship (seriously, it's not anything against what you're doing at all, honest!) --UU - natter 15:41, May 21

But the comments add length to the issue. Well, I'll try to restrict it a bit. If someone could write Roman Dog Bird's "nigger" biopic that'd be great (though I could write it too probably). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow, er, keep it short or it'll extend the flannel panel even more! My thoughts, very seriously, lean towards cutting a few more of the bans and huffs out, just keeping the very best, and running with the stories we have - much as we joke about the thing being full of filler, I'd hate that to actually be the case (not that I'm suggesting what you're planning to add is certain to be filler, of course, but it might be! ;-) ). Anyway, yeah, sometimes less is more. And reporting all the comments when people can read 'em in the forum is totally pointless. You could argue that so is using the story in that case, but I think that's different, and given enough time I'm sure I could come up with an argument to substantiate that view! Honestly, don't try too hard to fill a massive issue, prune it back a bit and go with the better stuff (that's paraphrasing advice from the guy who wrote The Usual Suspects, that is, and as that's my fave movie, I totally listen to him!) --UU - natter 15:52, May 21

Don't worry. I'll see what I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:08, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Seriously, you've done a great job filling it out and finding content, but leave out the vandal article, and leave the cut-down logs section as it is - I have my reasons. Thanks again for the hard work though, please don't think it's not appreciated! --UU - natter 18:51, May 21

I'll write the usergroups article and make sure the height fits. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:20, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Help

In a template, how can I make words appear under the pic instead of to the right? Don Puttano cHeDDs 18:32,21May,2009

Nevermind. I figured it out all by myself! Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:10,21May,2009

Congratulations! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:18, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Science bless you

Thanks Sock for the help with the Dawkins book thing. I'll be ready to offer assistance when your enemies come for you. --Concernedresident 21:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

here i come Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:34 May 21 '09

Bugger, just remembered I have laundry to do. You're on your own mate. --Concernedresident 21:51, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Damn. I don't think Mahm00shA forms a threat to me though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

What's the deal with...

...the Unsignpost? I read today's issue on the forum just now, and it seems like it's ready, and yet it hasn't gone out yet. I'd have contributed a little something, but I was actually busy the majority of this afternoon with that pesky fucking job of mine and everything. So, I guess the question I'm inevitably driving towards is, why hasn't the signpost gone out yet? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:12, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to start delivering it straight away. Just have a little patience. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Alrighty, just a little curious is all. I'm also thinking about possibly becoming a contributor myself, possibly. Could I get my own op-ed section!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:32, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't think that would be a problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:45, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

I think that would have to be run past the dictatorial editor. But yeah, anything that means I have less to do is always good! Leave stuff in the Press Room, if it doesn't suck, it'll probably go in. --UU - natter 08:13, May 22

K. I'll write something up fairly soon. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

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(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

You have new images! This is amazing! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:54, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but he'll probably go back to the old one unless someone makes him a new template. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:33,25May,2009

signpostness

thanks for taking the reins on the signpost this week, sock. i haven't been around at all, so it's good to see you got it done, and i'm sure our subscribers appreciate a new voice other than the dull tones of me and UU! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:00, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

It was epic! Also, I'm glad you're back. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:02, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

You voted me!

I'm not sure whether I gave this to you already, but...

Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel. User:Zheliel/sigz2

User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:24, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Yay! Blessed by Ra! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:19, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your support!

Hey, thank you for your vote for my page on VFH! It's much appreciated :) ~– Preceding unsigned comment added by ImNotASunbeam (talk • contribs)

You're welcome. (Don't forget to sign your posts though.) Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:17, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm losing my memory as I continue to ebb through puberty. ImNotASunbeam 18:18, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:36, 23 May Dictated; not read.

I'm not a faggot. And don't lie to me! I'm on to you! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:40, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note, yes I know about the trouble IC has been having, but I've been rather busy lately. I'll try to do some thingies, but I have other stuff to do as well, so I can't promise anything. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:43, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm in the same boat dude, but with Sys and Gerry MIA, somebody had to light a fire. Do what you can and I'll do the same. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:04, 23 May

Hmmmmmmm?

I am putting myself on thin ice for something I have done, however I don't know what this is and you will have to explain to me... • DoNotWant - [talk] •

The links to the videos you posted at Schoolgirl. That sort of thing can get you in trouble. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:56, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

You still on?

Uncyc that is, not the drugs. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:31, 24 May

I'm falling! I'm falling! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:33, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I just fell off my chair. I'm still on drugs though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:38, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm falling again! Falling asleep that is. If you want to say something, do it quick! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:42, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I just realized we need a Wikipedia template for Wikipedia directing back to their own page on themselves. Something along the lines of "Those arrogant douchebags have an article on themselves" or something like that. I suck with templates so I was wondering... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:45, 24 May ps. FU EDIT CONFLICT

Didn't the old article have something like that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:46, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but it was the generic template. I was thinking something more specific to Wikipedia, since it'd be linking back to an article on themselves. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:52, 24 May

What should be different then? The logo? What should it say then? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm not saying it should look any different, but doesn't the generic one use choose tags? I'm just saying we replace the message with something specific to Wikipedia and how they're vain for having a page on themselves. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:01, 24 May

Would you happen to have a suggestion for such a message? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:03, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Um, no? I dunno, something like "In case you were wondering, yes, those vain chuckleheads have an article on themselves." Use your imagination, or just ask Mordillo. Now leave me alone, it's time for my crack hit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:09, 24 May

Hit that crack shit in the face for me, 'kay? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Perfect dude. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:26, 24 May

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoops. Now it links to Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Wikipedia. LOL. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Rosenbaum

Did you read the stuff I wrote on the review page? That's Mr. Rosenbaum's own bio that he wrote himself, which is what makes it so funny, in my opinion. If you found it as funny as I did, I'll pan it out into an actual article. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:56, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

He wrote that himself? Must've missed that one. As I was reading the article, well, I kinda suspected something like that, though that could've been intentional. Well, it shouldn't be hard to write an article out of it if that's the case. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:02, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I had thought the same thing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY

Can I have some service around here? Saberwolf116 02:37, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Never mind, I see Orian did it for me. Saberwolf116 02:41, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Maybe some other time... I'll get you someday! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:49, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost

Going to make Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/28-05-09? --Docile hippopotamus 03:24, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Maybe. It depends. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Depends on what? --Docile hippopotamus 10:12, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Whether I have time for it. If you have an article for the UnSignpost, please post it at the Press Room. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm screwed

I made Social Spray recently, but I wanted the title changed to Social Spray™.I don't know what happened next, but I've got two similar pages.Can you change Social Spray to Social Spray™ and delete the one with the ™ please?I'm just screwed and I don't know what to do.Note to self:Never try to redirect a page again.--Bad Shroom 16:48, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I fixed it with a redirect. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you.Also, I read that Forum:Fuck Uncyclopedia thing and let me just say: IHATE HATE HAT I.P.s!!!!They suck hard cock!They're full of horeshit and they smell liek POOPY!HATE HATE HAT!!!FUCKING I.P.s SUCK HARD COCK!None of them eVER kissed a girl and they're gayer than Dick Cheney!BlargSHOOP DA WHOOPnaaararabqtxcHATE!!!!Nice parody performance, huh?--Bad Shroom 17:18, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

It's quite nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:20, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you once again.Also, send my nice regards to all spammer I.P.s, good sir.--Bad Shroom 17:23, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

penispenisphallus!! iP IS theghey! Omglololol!!1shif+11? --127.0.0.1

FUCK YOU! FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:34, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

ASS COCK NIGGER SHIT!!!1924!!!! Admins SUCK big Chicken COCK!!!!!HATE HATE HAT!!penis PENIS VAGINA6.8.056

You know, just now there was an ironic burst of spammer IP activity.Irony is delicious, ain't it?--Bad Shroom 18:14, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

How do you do that sig thing with the pics?

How do you make the pics all small in the sig? And can you tell me how to do it this time instead of doing it for me and saying A wizard did it? Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:40,25May,2009

It seems like you fixed it already. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I didn't. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:49,25May,2009

A wizard did it. Obviously. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:53, 25 May

A wizard edit conflicted me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

You just fill in the code as you would normally do , then when you right click on the image, there should be something like "view image" which links you to the image, but at the size you previously set by adding "|20px" (or an alternative size) in the code. Copy the url and voila you have your image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:55, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Cool Thanks. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:47,25May,2009

Hey Socky

We haven't been formally introduced: I'm the artist formally known as Cajek. What kind of projects are you working on? Anything I can help with?   Le Cejak • <3:59 May 25, 2009>

Well, if you can help me with anything "under construction", that would be awesome. Most of them are just rough ideas though. You can also check some of the "completed" works, some of them can probably be substantially improved. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:11, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I saw that tree-israel-palestine thing... that was really, really complicated.   Le Cejak • <14:42 May 25, 2009>

It's basically just an article about Israelis killing Palestinians, but with a few words changed and images of death and destruction replaced with palm trees. It seemed like the best way to write such an article without really offending any Jews or Arabs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:49, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

It talks about the Nazis, though? Also, don't worry about offending people. If you worry about that, you'll never write anything. In fact, you should try to offend people in creative ways. Also, I added a sentence to something of yours that obviously wasn't an article, so I screwed up there :)   Le Cejak • <15:17 May 25, 2009>

I do try to offend people in creative ways. But Jews are a matter of a completely different nature. Also, I'm actually planning to someday expand that atheist thing and put it in mainspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, like I said, you mention Nazis in that tree article so I don't know what you mean. Secondly, that serodiagnosis thing: is that a sister article to the one that got featured a month or so ago? How is that offensive? Read traditional values for something that's worth going to Hell for.   Le Cejak • <15:27 May 25, 2009>

Yup, the scrub typhus thing. To me, it ain't really offensive, though some may find some of the language offensive. I've read traditional values already, it was very enjoyable. Stoat Molesting was moved to userspace though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:36, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost

Want me to do Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/28-05-09? --Docile hippopotamus 06:00, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you want to contribute, that's great. But you should first post your suggestions at the Press Room and maybe discuss it with UU. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

IC

You have two half features now, which means you have one feature point. And as far as I know, you dont have "solo" features. So, shouldnt you be a CUN now? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:44 May 25 '09

Maybe. But by the end of the month, I'll be a KUN anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

ya, i know. I was just asking Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:08 May 25 '09

Well, some may disagree whether colonization features should also be taken in consideration when talking about becoming a CUN. So I'll probably leave things as they are until I win Uncyclopedian of the Month. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

So are you gonna be the first KUN without any ftd. articles or pics? Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:19,25May,2009

I'm not sure whether I'd be the first at that. But so far all I got featured are those two colonizations I helped with. Maybe I'll have more by the end of the month, maybe not. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I remember Necropaxx said something about nominating me for UoTM next month.. Just in case he doesnt do it on the first day, I want one of you to do it, I'm putting great expectations on it... And if I dont get that UoTM or at least an FA, I'll get depressed and leave forever. And maybe slit my wrist too. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:28 May 25 '09

Emo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:39, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

And Goth, too Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:46 May 25 '09

That's why he's the World's Best Friend. Everybody loves Gothic Emo Egyptians. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:29,25May,2009

Thanks

Hi, thanks for telling me about QVFD lol, I'm new and getting there eventually :) Fahrenheit 22:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

What, are you supposed to be Mr. Helpful or something? Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:32,25May,2009

You guessed it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:36, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

>:( Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:53,25May,2009

Hello

I'm a new user here, and I was just running around until I noticed your username. I found it quite amusing! Staircase 00:02, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm trying to make some friends around here. Do you reccomend anyone to go talk to? Staircase 00:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, a lot of people around here are assholes pretending to be the nice guys, while the rest are very nice people pretending to be assholes, so it's kinda hard to tell. My advice to you would be to hang around, do some reviews, visit the forums, maybe create a few articles and if you feel the urge to talk to someone who looks like a nice person, just go for it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi. I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:20,26May,2009

Hey, thanks, er, Socky! Sorry about that harsh review I gave you, but I was trying to be honest. Oh, and Hi, Cheddar! Staircase 00:22, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

YAY!!! He answered me!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:26,26May,2009

Yeah. Despite your ironic comment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Socky, do you have any featured articles that you have written? Staircase 00:29, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Ironically, no. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Ironically? I don't think this has anything to do with irony. Staircase 00:33, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Ironically enough, it has everything to do with irony. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Augh! Also, I think you need to archive your page. It is loading really slow. PS, how do you archive something? Staircase 00:41, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

If you think this is long, just look at my archives on the top of the page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:44, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Aw! Freaking edit conflicts. I got more featured articles than you Socky!!! Haha! I almost have 2. My 2nd is still on it's way, but I think it's close. Oh and to archive, just create a new page (User talk:Staircase/archive), cut and paste the things to be archived, and put a link to the archive on the original page. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:46,26May,2009

Thanks, Queso. Also, how do you make that cool signature? Staircase 00:49, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

A wizard did it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:51,26May,2009

(EC me agains and heads will roll!) I'm a nice guy. Also Can I call you Steps, after the reasonably succeful 90's pop band? Which I did not like, for the record. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:52 26 May 2009

Hey, thanks, Orion! I'm beginnning to feel like people will accept me here. Staircase 00:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Just so you know, Orian here is actually a guy. I know, I thought he was a chick at 1st cause of the colors and the name and everything else. And yEAH, most people here are accepting. If you're looking for friends, talk to me, Mahm00shA, Guildensternenstein, Sonje, Saberwolf116 and so on. And about the sig, Socky taught me how to do everything, so now i know how to make the coolest sig eva. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:59,26May,2009

Not if you call me "Orion", and I would expect an urchin like you to retain my full title untill at least our third meeting. Good day! /me exits stage, left ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:03 26 May 2009

Also Ched, are you compleatly retarded? You thought I was an american girl, even though I have the Union Jack in my sig and two -- count 'em -- two male insignias, in my signiture. /shakes head in despair. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:03 26 May 2009

Well, I don't need the cool expanding thins, but how do I make one? Staircase 01:01, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• Gutteral roar* /me starts lopping off heads with my mighty sword! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:03 26 May 2009

So you want me to call you Orion57? I can do that. Staircase 01:06, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm kidding dide, Orian does nicely. Repeate OriAn. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:09 26 May 2009

Create User:Staircase/sig. From there there's a million ways you could go, just say how you want it And Orian, I told you I know a chick named Orian, and the pink/purple didn't make me thin "dude." If it's an consolation, she's a hot girl. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:07,26May,2009

Don't be stupid. All girls are ugly, it's their default. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:09 26 May 2009

Btw, I've heard that Orian is a homosexual. --Mnb'z 01:15, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh ya think? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:17 26 May 2009

<ignore Orian> Scala, tell me how you want your sig to look and I'll see if I know how to do it. And don't call me Queso. I'm Italian, not Spanish. And Cheddar in Italian is still Cheddar. Cheese is called formaggio though. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:18,26May,2009

Oh, I'm sorry! I like light blue. Like sky blue. Staircase 01:28, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Light blue doesn't show up to well, but here: Staircase CUN^t This is about as basic as it can get. To make this your sig, click "My preferences" at the top of the screen. Check "custom signature" and put in {{User:Staircase/sig}} Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:45,26May,2009

I've decided to jump on the bandwagon and interupt conversations that have nothing to do with me. Cheddar, stop using my name in vain and Orian... what was that you said about girls? And Socky, we must discuss this pic you have requested.--^Dame 02:06, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I told him you were nice. What's wrong with that? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:39,26May,2009

Thanks thank tank!!!

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:34 27 May 2009

Luckily, I don't remember anything from my childhood. All repressed memories. Oh, and it's a great article! Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Hi there, I'm new to Uncyclopedia. I saw that you have in excess of 18,000 edits, and seem to be a popular choice amongst other users for Uncyclopedian of the Month. So are you an admin? Because I think that if you aren't, you should be Fahrenheit 19:28, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm not actually an admin, but I feel very honoured by your kind words. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

18,000 edits?! Jesus hell man. I've been here over two years, and I'm an admin, and you've got almost double my contribs! Have I told you lately that I love you? -RAHB 22:35, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Shouldn't you be huffing something? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:36, 27 May

Are you insinuating that I use cock as a drug? If you are, you are absolutely correct. -RAHB 22:41, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Please continue this conversation while I'm away on um, business. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Translation: All this talk of penis has brought something up that I must go attend to. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 27 May

Pressing matters that must be handled sensitively. Indeed. -RAHB 22:49, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I am not here. You are just imagining things Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:04 May 27 '09

In that case, you really should be an admin, do you mind if I nominate you next month, or whenever it is decided that a new admin is needed? I'm sure that many of the people who commmented above would also vote for you, I daresay it would be an almost guaranteed success Fahrenheit 12:39, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I somewhat doubt the admins will decide to hold another VFS anytime soon. I could be wrong though. We'll see what happens, I guess. Thanks for your support! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much.

Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

Thanks for the thanking. It's more than I deserve. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:25, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Hopefully this isn't overkill then:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

And hopefully no blood will need to be shed to get it featured.  :) --T. (talk) 03:28, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't think that'll be necessary. I could be wrong though. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:11, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

So wait...

You wanna use your bot to deliver them? Or is it not ready? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:59, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I won't be able to get it working today. There's something in the configuration file that messes everything up. Go ahead and start delivering it. You might also notice I added the [+] thingy at non-talk pages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:03, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

'Kay. I start in an hour. Gotta finish this DBZ movie first. Bojack is awesome. What? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:24, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Socky I made u a pickie...

Its on my talk page. I need ur input for improvement. --^Dame 22:10, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Added to the article. Great pic! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:12, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Urhhh... How?

Why can't I make a category for Der Unwehr? I did this and this, but it wouldn't work. I made a category before, but it seems to be different now. How can I do it? Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:29,29May,2009

So wait. What's the problem? I don't see anything wrong. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:02, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

NM someone else must've gotten to it 1st. Don Puttano cHeDDs 12:56,30May,2009

Jeez.

You have no featured articles, you say? Well, here's my advice, even though I'm a new user: Put Massacre at Brookfield Zoo up on VFH. As a matter of fact, I'll do that now. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Oh. Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:29, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

I found it

On ED. encyclopediadramatica.com/Template:MMORPG There. They are able to change the show/hide buttons. Is there a way I can do that? The source is here--> encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Mmoseries&action=edit Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:38,31May,2009

They use a huge amount of coding, but I think it comes down to "<span class="co;[Gratz!];[Ding!];0;templateMMO;black">". The easiest way to figure it out is probably to just copy all the content and play with it until it looks the way you want. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:00, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I tried copying it down, but it didn't show the expand thing. Does <span class=co> even work? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:27,31May,2009

I have no fucking clue. They probably have some other version of MediaWiki software. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:30, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

ED IS MORE ADVANCED THAN US?!??!?!?!!?? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:05,31May,2009

I think I found an alternative solution to what I was trying to do. Is this gonna work? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:41,31May,2009

I think that'll work just fine. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

yay Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:52,31May,2009

Thanks a lot!

I just came by to thank all you. Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:47, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I just looked at your user page

Nice lesbians. ;) I also saw you're nominated for something, I'll go voting right away! Sweet kisses, Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 19:15, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Zeit! I don't know what to say. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:39, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Analyze this

You've been here longer than me, so in your opinion, what is the likely outcome?

22 days on VFH - 54 Health - 22/9 - 13 points - 5 articles w/ more points

If amount stays the same, what do you think? Pass or Fail? Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:41,31May,2009

I'd say your nom is safe from failing for the time being. With a bit of luck, it might make it to the front page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I think part of the problem is bad timing. A lot of articles keeping getting nommed that jump in front of me quickly. If I could just get 1 or 2 more, I could probably secure the nom. Hey, you're a Sockpuppet. Who is the puppetmaster? And will he vote for me? Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:59,31May,2009

You know well enough that that information is highly confidential. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

No I don't know good enough Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:17,31May,2009

Better? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:18, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

No, I don't know well enoough either. Do ya mind asking your puppetmaster for his vote? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:47,31May,2009

My puppetmaster will see what he can do, now stop bothering me about this! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay. :D Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:36,1June,2009

CONGRATULATIONS!

Here is your picture as a reward.

You are now going to tell others about Goa Tse Clan. As a monk of the Goa Tse Clan, you must try to get as many people as possible to join. Try Mordillo for starters. Be a travelling preacher! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 07:37, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

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Sort of along the same lines, well at least the "Congrats" part, Congrats on winning UotM. Staircase CUN^t 07:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks people! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I voted for myself!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't I get a Thank You?

Why didn't you thank me for my vote? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:14,1June,2009

Because, apparently, you forgot to vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, really? I thought I voted... I know I voted for you on something. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:03,2June,2009

You must've imagined it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I voted for something. Were you nommed for WotM? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:29,2June,2009

Nope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Grr... Maybe it was SotM Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:34,2June,2009

Don't know. Don't care. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:35, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

grr... Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:37,2June,2009

Ughhh... Another Freaking Question

What does it mean when it says a User Page was created. I just got a message saying User:CheddarBBQ was created by "BlahBlahBlah". The summary of the edit was: "BlahBlahBlah." (it didn't actaully say BlahBlahBlah.) What does this mean? How does someone create my user page? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:06,3June,2009

I wouldn't really know. Maybe it has something to do with your recent block by Zim. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:20, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

But you're supposed to know everything! Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:15,3June,2009

I just got a message saying User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user has been created by Under User. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:17,3June,2009

Do you have "Print Screen" on your keyboard? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:19, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

No,Yeah, PrtScr. what's that? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:25,3June,2009

When you press it, you can paste an image of your screen in MS Paint or somesuch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Nothings happening. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:12,3June,2009

Press the button, open MS Paint and press "Paste". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:22, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Holy Crap. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:44,3June,2009

Thanks socky!

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:35 June 3 '09

Pyramids you say. Interesting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

The Raccoons

Yes, could you list that at VFD for me plz? Zen Rfanklib 03:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Thankies!

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:29, Jun 4

THE HORROR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

The Raccoons

Thanks a lot for VFDing that for me. Care to take a look at Zen Rfanklib, a new article I just wrote? I hope it's fit for inclusion. Zen Rfanklib 01:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

It looks alright. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Mr. Knows Everything.

Can you look at my user page? Scroll to near the bottom where it says ==Thanks I Have Recieved==. Do you know how I can fix this? Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:38,5June,2009

TWO THINGS!! FIRST, THANKS FOR HELPING THAT DOUBLE REDIRECT I MADE!! SECOND, PLEASE ARCHIVE YOUR TALK PAGE, IT'S SO LOUD IN HERE I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF YELL   Le Cejak • <16:42 Jun 05, 2009>

OKAY!!!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:44, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

I got another problem. I did the same thing as you with a different section, but something went wrong, and it won't close the div. Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:05,5June,2009

Nm its all fixed. Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:13,5June,2009

Some of the templates were broken. I fixed it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

I noticed. Thank you. I should start avoiding that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:18,5June,2009