University of Moccasinia
The University of Moccasinia, the premier institution of moccasins and nonsense, invites you to be funny on a learning experience like no other. Here, we don’t just ask “what is knowledge?” — we ask "What is nonsense?" and "Why not?"
Admissions[edit | edit source]
If you are brave enough to join our prestigious university, your journey begins by signing your signature on the. Admissions occur on every Saturday and Sunday of each month, and only the most absurd students need apply.
Campus News[edit | edit source]
- 15 March 2025: The University of Moccasinia is established.
Our Degrees[edit | edit source]
At Moccasinia, we offer a range of completely impractical degrees, including but not limited to:
- Bachelor of Absurd Arts (BAA)
- Master of Nonsensical Philosophy (MNP)
- Doctorate in Confounding Literature (DCL)
- Associate of Imaginary Mathematics (AIM)
Homework Assignments[edit | edit source]
Assignments are posted to your talk page whenever they are assigned. Each assignment is wildly unpredictable, but all are guaranteed to test your imagination and absurdity! Below is a sample:
Current Assignments[edit | edit source]
March 17, 2025 (Due March 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM)[edit | edit source]
- Subject: History
- Assignment: "Describe the history of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu "
- Instructions: Write an essay discussing the emotional humor of the history of the Māori hill, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Be creative and shine your humor as much as you can
The Grading System[edit | edit source]
At the University of Moccasinia, we don't believe in conventional grading systems. Here’s how we grade:
- T = Terrible: A brave attempt, but not quite what we were looking for. Keep trying!
- F = Fail: Incredibly unsuccessful, but still worthy of recognition for its bold failure.
- E = Even: Meh, you’ve achieved a balance of mediocrity.
- A = Awesome: Outstanding in its creativity and absurdity.
- S = Superior: Simply unparalleled in its execution. You’ve transcended reality.
- M = Moccasins: moccasins
You can see the gradebooks by clicking the link below
Mascot: The Invisible Llama[edit | edit source]
Our mascot, the Invisible Llama, represents the funny and stupid, kinda, and elusive nature of Moccasinia’s approach to knowledge. You might never see it, but you'll certainly feel its presence in every absurd classroom discussion.
Disclaimer: The University of Moccasinia does not offer any actual degrees or recognized academic credentials. We are a place of ridiculous exploration and imagination, and no job market is currently open for Moccasinian graduates.