User:Marcos Malo

RIP Marcos Malo

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May you Rest In Peace.

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	Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2005

Knight Commander of the Order

Marcos Malo is a Gnome de Plum of famous anthropologist Marcos El Malo.

He also reputedly has sex with mountain goats, though this is only conjecture.

I can confirm that this is true, although I should point out that because goats are a well known source of venereal disease, I always use a live rattlesnake as a condom. --Marcos Malo 02:32, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Marcos is also known as being the co-ruler of the Jabbos, alongside Bizznitch. No one is sure yet which of these two will kill the other yet, though the Jabbos are hoping that Marcos destroys Bizznitch.

About

• All about Me
• Fluent in Spanglish

Trivia

• Malo is a Spanish slang word that means "Big Chili".

Clubs and Awards

Founding member of The Spoon and Fork Club

• Founder of the Spoon and Fork Club (1832), an elite secret society, designated by S7fc
• Recipient of the Bavarian Order of the Spork

Stuff I Wroted

Here is a sampling of articles that I authored, contributed to, or tossed in a one-liner.

Auteur or Major Contributor

• Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100
• Edgar Rice Burroughs
• Undictionary:Abstraction
• Personal Ads
• Charles Manson (work in progress)
• Cereal killer
• Ninth Circuit Court of D&D Appeals
• Spoon and fork club
• Talk:Mango pudding
• Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics
• A Livejournal As Expressed Through the Immortal Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
• Uncyclopedia:No Adverts uncredited

Medium Contributor

Often these are "glue" articles: Shorts that help fill out a larger piece, my own or another writer's article. Others are just me chiming in.

• Portable_Vagina
• Thomas_Crapper (Hijacking)
• Mango pudding (The Apocalypse Now part)
• One man circle jerk
• My chemical romance
• Plate of Shrimp
• Peeves
• CDC
• Volcano extensive rewrite

Small Contributions, One Liners, and Throw Aways

• Lazy Programming (Actually contributed ¹/₃ of the code)
• Pelé
• Walker, Texas Ranger
• Mountain Dew
• Uncylopedia Server Outrage (Main Page "In the news" snippet)

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• Oscar Wilde quotes too numerous to mention
• A few odd Did you knows, Selected anniversaries, etc.