User:Marcos Malo

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RIP Marcos Malo
May you Rest In Peace.
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Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2005
Knight Commander of the Order

Marcos Malo is a Gnome de Plum of famous anthropologist Marcos El Malo.

He also reputedly has sex with mountain goats, though this is only conjecture.

I can confirm that this is true, although I should point out that because goats are a well known source of venereal disease, I always use a live rattlesnake as a condom. --Marcos Malo 02:32, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Marcos is also known as being the co-ruler of the Jabbos, alongside Bizznitch. No one is sure yet which of these two will kill the other yet, though the Jabbos are hoping that Marcos destroys Bizznitch.

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Founding member of The Spoon and Fork Club

Stuff I Wroted[edit | edit source]

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Often these are "glue" articles: Shorts that help fill out a larger piece, my own or another writer's article. Others are just me chiming in.

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  • Oscar Wilde quotes too numerous to mention
  • A few odd Did you knows, Selected anniversaries, etc.