User:Marcos Malo
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Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2005
 Knight Commander of the Order |
Marcos Malo is a Gnome de Plum of famous anthropologist Marcos El Malo.
He also reputedly has sex with mountain goats, though this is only conjecture.
- I can confirm that this is true, although I should point out that because goats are a well known source of venereal disease, I always use a live rattlesnake as a condom. --Marcos Malo 02:32, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Marcos is also known as being the co-ruler of the Jabbos, alongside Bizznitch. No one is sure yet which of these two will kill the other yet, though the Jabbos are hoping that Marcos destroys Bizznitch.
About[edit | edit source]
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Clubs and Awards[edit | edit source]
- Founder of the Spoon and Fork Club (1832), an elite secret society, designated by S7fc
- Recipient of the Bavarian Order of the Spork
Stuff I Wroted[edit | edit source]
Here is a sampling of articles that I authored, contributed to, or tossed in a one-liner.
Auteur or Major Contributor[edit | edit source]
- Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100
- Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Undictionary:Abstraction
- Personal Ads
- Charles Manson (work in progress)
- Cereal killer
- Ninth Circuit Court of D&D Appeals
- Spoon and fork club
- Talk:Mango pudding
- Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics
- A Livejournal As Expressed Through the Immortal Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
- Uncyclopedia:No Adverts uncredited
Medium Contributor[edit | edit source]
Often these are "glue" articles: Shorts that help fill out a larger piece, my own or another writer's article. Others are just me chiming in.
- Portable_Vagina
- Thomas_Crapper (Hijacking)
- Mango pudding (The Apocalypse Now part)
- One man circle jerk
- My chemical romance
- Plate of Shrimp
- Peeves
- CDC
- Volcano extensive rewrite
Small Contributions, One Liners, and Throw Aways[edit | edit source]
- Lazy Programming (Actually contributed 1/3 of the code)
- Pelé
- Walker, Texas Ranger
- Mountain Dew
- Uncylopedia Server Outrage (Main Page "In the news" snippet)
- Oscar Wilde quotes too numerous to mention
- A few odd Did you knows, Selected anniversaries, etc.