User talk:Marcos Malo

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ROFLCOPTER!

--47 Monkeys 09:23, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Just so you know

An answer for your question can now be found here: [1] --The Divine Fluffalizer 23:48, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

For the Record

• My man boobs are quite pert
• I sport a Prince_Albert, but it's only a clip on
• Unlike Veiledpariah, I am not a fat, ugly 16 year old girl from LiveJournal (I am a fat, ugly, 40 year old man from Myspace.)

--Marcos Malo 08:33, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Future Plans

Some ideas for future articles.

• High Society
• Pervium (both isotopes)
• Spoon and Fork Club

Can I join?--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA | Talk 11:07, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You betcha! Maybe you could also add SFC to your nick (congratulations on the HMRFA by the way). Or just plain old Spork. --Marcos Malo 11:11, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Done and done. I always knew my proclivity towards blue-blood and self-adulation would impress people! Huzzah!--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA SFC | Talk 12:32, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I've decided to arbitrarily change the designation SFC to s7fc. I'm sure you will see the wisdom of this. --Marcos Malo 22:40, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I like it. A lot. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA SFC | Talk 07:18, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• Rework text in banner on forkandspoon.png. It should read E Spoonium Et Forkium Veni Sporkius. Or something. I'm open to suggestions from anyone with greater fluency in Bastard Latin.

You started a new socitey without me?! REJECTION IS WHAT I FEEL! REJECTION! --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 10:33, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Aw, no!! The BOotS is an award! --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 11:05, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh. In that case, you might want to check your car breaks before you go driving again. Just sayin' is all.--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 11:41, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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RE: Adding Subcategories: Probably the best way is to categorize a previously-existing category, by entering on the (sub)category page the following:

[[category:Name_of(super)category]]

If the (sub)category page doesn't exist yet, you can create a temporary link to it from your user page with the following:

[[:category:Name_of(sub)category]]

and categorize that. --DWIII 11:03, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• Calendar_of_Saints (before all the good saints are taken!)

This is a Test. This is Only a Test.

If this had been a real emergency, you would have not needed to test your sig. --Marcos_Malo S7fc | Talk 22:50, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Tarot

Aug 9/05: user Ogopogo

Hi, Marcos.

Thanks. You did excellent with the Happy Wanderer card's writeup! Clearly you must have some tarot background, or are a quick study.

As for the picture size, I agree that it's way too small. I have no idea how to move in the big pictures from Wikipedia and WikiCommons into Uncyclopedia and then make sure that they don't come out to big on the main Article page. By the way, do you know if there's a quick way of moving the 22 Tarot de Marseille Major Arcana images from Wiki to Uncyclopedia, without having to use Upload File in the Uncyclopedia Toolbox? As you may have guessed, in my coding for the Uncyclopedia article, I tried cut and paste the coding for the images from a Wikipedia Tarot of Marseilles article but it didn't work. The images I'm trying to get to use as thumbnail for the Uncyclopedia Article and in larger size for individual card pages is located in WikiCommons at: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Tarot_of_Marseilles

To make the table of cards for the Uncyclopedia articles, I used the code from the Tarot of Marseilles article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_of_Marseille but all 22 images came out blank as you can see, and I managed to get the small image on the Fool card in the Uncyclopedia article only by going to WikiCommons and the downloading onto my hard-drive, then uploading onto Uncyclopedia; which seems quite roundabout.

Any pointers? Thanks in advance!

-ogopogo

Life in DF

Regarding your comment, Mr. Malo, Yes, o sea sí, vivo en la capirucha. chilango de nacimiento. aunque no uso términos como capirucha o defectuoso porque me parecen muy nacos. --GodEmperorOfHell 02:48, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

De acuerdo. hace un tiempo tuve un alumno nigeriano que aprendió español conmigo y se le hizo muy difícil. ël decía: "Quiero que tú me dices" cuando es "Quiero que tú me digas" Yo diga tú digas él diga nosotros digamos ustedes digan vosotros digáis ellos digan Cada que encuentro errores así en la uncyclopedia les hago minor edits, si ves alguno me dices, por favor. --GodEmperorOfHell 18:27, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Dear Marcos, It appears we collaborated in the same page; Mexican. I corrected the grammar of one of your additions. You put Ya cogimos a tu hermana, while it is ya NOS cogimos a tu hermana. I just added a couple of expressions and ordered them so the longest occupy the last positions.
Keep up the good work.
--GodEmperorOfHell 18:28, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

IP freely

I like your additions to the IP article. --KP 00:08, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Currently, I plan to do no such thing, mostly because we're still talking to Wikia regarding legal action. I don't want to taint our case, but i'll think about it if it doesn't fall through :) --Sophia 16:30, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Muppet Bravo

I had a thought about the link you put (I think it was you) on the no adverts article. Rather than linking to David bravo, which might encourage someone to start up a new article, maybe link to the text of the original page at Uncyclopedia:True_Facts_and_Other_Deleted_Prose#From_David_bravo. Anyway, your call. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:25, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Good call, done, FYI the reason I protected the page was in case muppet bravo came along and messed with it not you, as it's been a while I'll un-protect it now. --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 11:34, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Merger

I’ve had my people talk with your people. They have agreed to a merger of “The Aristocrats” and “Aristocrats (joke)”. The former will purchase 51% shares of the latter and assume all legal liabilities. The merger will be complete once we get by the anti-trust division of the Justice Department. --KP CUN 21:50, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Word from my people

Upon successful completion of the merger, my people have told me that the property, Edgar Rice Burroughs, shows high literacy, a high laugh/reading ratio, and an innovative humor plan. My people believe that this article represents a good time investment opportunity. Please have your people contact my people at your soonest convenience. --KP CUN 00:43, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The true secret

My people have informed me that you have been getting near the true secret. Have you found it yet? --KP CUN 15:41, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry! You scored 0 out of 6 on KP’s Super-Duper Fantabulous Contest.

As we await other entries for the Super-Duper Fantabulous Contest, you may want to consider “Find the Deep Secret,” another quality contest available from the makers of Uncyclopedia. The reward for finding the deep secret is… a secret.

(Hint: I do not think that you have yet found the deep secret. When you do, it will sing to you.)

--KP CUN 06:34, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I see that you have found the secret.

Did you enjoy the secret? It’s much nicer than what you can find in your underwear. --KP CUN 04:18, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Disney Empire

Definitely go ahead and do the Jungle River Ride article. I’m focusing now on individual personalities such as General Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse the Great. You should consult the Jungle Cruise article on Wikipedia.

P.S. By the way, the Wernher von Braun references are true. I’m also planning to do an article on him as part of the Disney Empire meme.

--KP CUN 21:50, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Saw the Jungle Cruise article. Pretty neat. Doesn’t fit with the Disney Empire meme, but a nice addition to Uncyclopedia.

--KP CUN 05:50, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I did some small typographic edits to Jungle Cruise. I also added a sound track. One small suggestion: The Heart of Darkness was about the Congo Free State and the (in my opinion) war crimes of King Leopold II of Belgium. Since depopulation and savagery were such a hit the first time in Congo, the whole nation of Vietnam decided to become a theme park devoted to the Congo experience. Millions of French, American, and Australians enjoyed the theme park—so many, that smaller Jungle Cruise franchises were opened in Disneyland, Rwanda, and even the original Congo. --KP CUN 17:15, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I deleted the reference to Mickey Mouse the Great on the Skyway article. Mickey Mouse the Great died in 1970. His grandson, Mickey Mouse III, who serves on the Great Council, might be a better target. (I know way too much back story on this!) --KP CUN 03:47, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Carpet Muching

Carpet muching1.jpg is pretty brilliant User:Marcos Malo

Heh, thanks. Splaka 01:50, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Mauschwitz

By all means, keep Mauschwitz open. It’s not like modern democracies don’t have concentration camps (see Japanese internment in World War II or Guantanamó). An idea: Mauschwitz started out as gulag or concentration camp during the Reign of the Rat (1955–1970). It closed after the student democracy movement. Then the PLO (Pirate Liberation Organization—see Pirates of the Caribbean) blew up the Skyway and the PeopleMover, which have since been closed. (Note: The Skyway really did close in 1994, while the PeopleMover closed in 1995.) Afterwards, Mauschwitz reopened as a detention facility. --KP CUN 17:51, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

One more note. You might want to filch some photos from Yesterland. --KP CUN 17:53, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

One more note: feel free do edit any articles within the Disney Empire meme to fit the idea of ongoing terrorism within the Mickey Mouse League and arbitrary detentions within the empire. --KP CUN 17:55, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I probably won't be able to get to this until Easter. Eggs must be prepared, and you know that can take months. --21:00, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

A Note

Check out Disneyland. There is a small detail I want you to look over. Tell me what you think. --KP CUN 21:49, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I would like you to go over some of the details in the Mickey Mouse League article. Any suggestions? --KP CUN 22:10, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Zork is fun!

Zork was fun. I did some edits on the Jungle Cruise article. It now seamlessly blends into reality. --KP CUN 03:03, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

By the way, could you go over some of the small details in Jungle Cruise which I added? What is your opinion? --KP CUN 03:30, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I’ve put a new Haunted Mansion article. There are some small detail there that you might want to go over before writing the Mauschwitz article. I’ve also written a new Pirate Liberation Organization article. I haven’t completed all the details there yet. --KP CUN 16:24, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Looked into the detective sneaking around. Make sure you dot the i’s and underline the dots. Check the code carefully. --KP CUN 03:40, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Within the half hour, you might want to check Critter Country. I’m putting in a great number of detailed work there. --KP CUN 07:31, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I hope the Critter Country details were helpful to you. You should also check out some of the detailed info on the Skyway and the PeopleMover. --KP CUN 09:04, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Pretty much all of the articles in the Disney Empire have the details corrected. Please check over them. The only ones lacking are Castaway Cay, Space Mountain, and Disney Dollar. I’ll be going over the details for Disney Dollar tonight. I’m leaving Castaway Cay and Space Mountain for later, since those details are the most important. By the way, the graphic artists are starting to work on the Disney article. By popular demand, we started a page of Disney images. You may want to discuss some Mauschwitz ideas there. --KP CUN 04:42, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The World's Tiniest String Quartet

Hint: try {{Boohoo}} (feel free to edit it! I'm also trying to make a better image) Splaka 04:43, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

QVFD and Avatar:Flammable

Man, it is just like throwing liquid thermite at problems! Heh Splaka 04:43, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Minister of Internal Security

I haven’t really thought about the Minister of Internal Security. It’s up to you. This is your article. (And if it weren’t for your ideas, the Disneyland series would not be what it is.) Goofy may be a good choice though. You should decide whether or not the Minister works for you-know-what. --KP CUN 05:22, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Interesting letter!

I received the message. Very interesting. I think that you have some very interesting back story in mind. I can’t wait to see how it turns out! --KP CUN 10:34, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

P.S. Compare Blue link with Blue link.

Donald Duck is done!

I’ve just finished up the Admiral Donald Duck article. I haven’t added the small details yet, but take a look at the article and tell me what you think. It’s a lot longer than I anticipated, but I’ve been getting to know these characters very well. It’s kind of scary. I’m starting to work on Mickey Mouse the Great. Someone random person started it, but that person obviously hadn’t read any of the Disney Empire meme. Plus his/her article sucked and wasn’t funny. I deleted it and put in a stub. There really is no reason to have a Mickey Mouse the Great article outside of the Disneyland context anyway. --KP CUN 07:41, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

P.S. The Aristocrats is turning into one of the funniest articles on Uncyclopedia. I think it is fulfilling your vision.

undictionary bowel movements

See: Uncyclopedia:Village_Dump#Quick_Vote_For_Move.3F... after that I've just been moving them myself (although that backfires sometimes when the user adds more and makes it encyclopedic) Splaka 10:09, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC) -- Addition, or you can just: be an elvis impersonator

You seem to be struggling with the tags on Undictionary:Flamenco. The easiest guide to moving stubs to Undictionary is right here. Hope this helps. -- Codeine 10:51, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month

This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.

Chinese Merge

Marcos, Regarding the merge notice for Chinese and Chinese languages, I had actually intended to suggest the present stub Chinese article to be merged to Chinese languages and suggest turning the Chinese page into a disambiguation page. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding and I should have clarified the merge. 152.163.100.66 10:02, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Award Time

Splaka and I reckon its about time you had some prizes. These should look good on your mantlepiece (or in the toilet, wherever):

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

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-- Codeine OUN Burninator 22:27, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

New superpowers

I see that you are using your new administrative superpowers for good. Anti-content can cancel out content, so I’m glad to see someone on top of the deletion patrol. I’m nearly done with the Mickey Mouse the Great article. Tell me what you think of it so far. You might also want to take a look at the I Dream of Having article. I would like a little bit of feedback. --KP CUN 04:42, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Once you're in there's no way out I found this out the hard way. But just feel the weight of that ban stick in your hand. Feels goooood don't it? :) -- Codeine 10:22, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Minnie Mouse

You are actually pretty spot on about Minnie Mouse. I didn’t mention her in the Mickey Mouse artticle due to space considerations. But I imagine Madame Mouse to be a cross of Mao’s wife, Madame Chiang Kai-Shek, and Jacqueline Onassis Kennedy. She is still alive, a recluse, and once in a while makes an appalling and controversial public statement. Feel free to do the Minnie article if you like. (The whole Mouse family is interesting. The son, Mickey Mouse, Jr., participated in the “Fantasyland Spring” student demonstrations; his participation really legitimized the democracy movement. Gawd, I really know too much back story!) --KP CUN 09:54, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

ROT26 text follows.

Man boobs

What are you doing to my man boobs? Should I call a policeman? --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 01:38, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I wouldn't touch them with a double redirect. --JWSchmidt 01:43, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oswald Rabbit

It’s been fun co-writing this article with you. This little article has turned out to be rather colorful and interesting. --KP CUN 01:47, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Image Problem

You look like someone who knows whats what.....why is my image not showing up [2]....and yet when I click on the link in the history I can see it here..... [3] I've not had any problems with any of the other images I've uploaded b4. I'm going to lie down somewhere dark now......

Mhaille

User:2004-12-29T22:45Z

I saw the edits you've just banned this guy for, and I'm not sure that they were meant to be malicious. It looks to me like he was just panicking about potential slander/annoying SdG. Still, he should have spoken to an admin and not just wiped 'em, I suppose. As you were. :) -- Codeine 16:40, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Just havin' a laugh

But you're always one jump ahead :) -- Codeine 21:39, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Better make it 15 seconds, he deleted HOLY CRAP and OH MY GOD just seconds before I could QVFD em. *smirk* --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 21:44, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh God, he hasn't come back yet. I bet I've screwed something up and banned him for 10 years or something, and he ends up losing his house, job, car and wife and then stalks me psychotically like in Cape Fear. That kind of stuff always happens to me. -- Codeine 22:02, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You've such a beautiful family, Codeine. I'd hate it if anything bad happened to them. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 22:17, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I'll Huff and I'll Puff and I'll blow your orleans down

Splärka, What are you thinking? Millions of children go to bed eac night without having anything to huff, and you want to mtu this?

Hehe, well, I am trying to ration this excess of huffables we've been accumulating lately, for the long lean winter ahead. There are around 500 stub pages to add to the VFD, and dozens of MTU that are more than a week old with no change (although I've been moving some of the better older ones). If you huff them all now, what burning wreckage will we warm our hands with come Smarch? Think of the children! --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 11:59, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC) (Btw, if you use Elvis's timestamped mtu {{subst:MTUsign|~~~~~}} it is easier to see when the stamp was addedlet, for faster and more vehement huffing, or so they tell me (who?) (the voices in my head) (oh))..

SinetheGuy

Might wanna check out SinetheGuy's contriubtions... not sure what he is up to. Some of these probably need to be reverted, like the change to Template:Number of Bans. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 03:13, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I'll have to check later. I'm about to go out. Just stopping in for a minute or two. OK, I'll check that one thing, and short term ban.

He's blocked for 12 hours. Have a good night. ~MM

You too! ta. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 03:47, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Welcome back. Sorry if I made you block him in haste, I mostly wanted you to look into what he was doing (creating some odd new pages like Sweet PECAN and Cherry Pie, as well as of course the template) as well as what he might do. mea culpa. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 05:16, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

No problem

Yeah, I understand the ban, didn't really know what I was doing. Would've responded sooner, but I just figured out how to do this, and I probably did something wrong here, too. Live and learn.

Unused image

Hamster Fun.jpg has become a homeless ickle puppy and you are its keeper. Do you wish to rehouse the wittle doggy or have it DESTROYED?

RIP

Rest in Peace, brother..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Irreducible Complexity

I’ve tried to rewrite to IC article to move it more towards biology and real IC examples, coupled with Richard Dawkins examples of Stupid Designs (bombardier beetles, the halibut skull and George Bush). I noticed you said on the discussion page that this should act as satire to make fun of real IC concepts. Do you think the new version is properly laid out? Weri long wang 22:28, 4 March 2007 (UTC)