User:47Monkey

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Licensed under absolutely nothing. Have a fucking field day. Abuse this for your own sick pleasures.

I am content releasing my work completely to the public without conservative, territorial, and possessive need to claim some sort of stake in it. I do not need thousands of cleverly written loophole-"some rights reserved" licenses, nor do I need to debate about the superiority of any of them, rather, I toss the entire equation out the window and render it effectively useless. I fully realise that a man in El Salvador could profit wildly from my efforts and gain the millions of dollars I never did, and could theoretically hunt down every copy and burn it, leaving him as the sole distributor; however, this does not offend me, rather, I allow all to be shared, taking the risk and fully knowing the potential repercussions, rather than let the menace that is copyright conquer yet another soul.

47Monkey Party
logo here please.
Political ideology	Anger, and death to Heathens.
Color(s)	Black.

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The physical manifestation of 47Monkey. In reality he is quasi-sentient grouping of immensely heated gases, and nano machines. He is powered by Midori.

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I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template!

47Monkey has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May their sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

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