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      Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Elvis?
"What the hell are we staring at?"
"Looks like some nerd's Uncyclopedia user page to me."

I'm the same person as the Evice from Wikipedia. I'm also the same person as GastonRabbit. But you don't care about that, right? Oh, and I'm the guy who created Undictionary and Sporking Sort of. I mostly just put a bit of text there and other users did the rest.


This image is copywronged. The looser who uploaded this work and first used it in an article, and subsequent persons who place it into articles assert that this qualifies as unfair use of the material under United Statues copywrong låw. It is not fair to use this image for your own wallpaper, screensaver, or toilet paper production – unless explicitly granted by the President of the United Kingdom of Amerika or your mom.

To the uploader: Please add a detailed unfair use rationale so that we can prove you unfairly used this image. If not, you'll be punished with a darn good spanking.
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

“This user page sucks.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Hey, get outta my user page!

Okay, okay. It smells in here anyway.