User:Jack Cain

I am a blue dragon god that represents the natural and neccisary force of Chaos, real Chaos, not that shitty math thing.

I have dedicated my entire life, for the past decade, to Mark Rosewater and the Impregnation of Schoolgirls.

I am a decendant of User: Jack Cain/Hattori Hanzo and was born in 1986

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jack Cain also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

My expert reporting

• Bruce Campbell
  • Also Bruce Almighty
• User: Jack Cain/Hattori Hanzo
• User: Jack Cain/Uber-Loki
• User: Jack Cain/Uber-Freya
• Bi-Weekly Monster Battles
• User: Jack Cain/Uber-Hokkaido
• Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

And, my experimental page.

iliveinyourbathroom

Commentary

Ive been adding "directors commentary" to the Talk pages of some of my articles, please have a look.