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Arnold Schawrzenegger telling a small child what's what.

Before Uncyclopedia came along I was a nothing, a nobody, a real zero. But not anymore! Now, you can take that zero and multiply it by a hundred! I'm a winner!

Some articles i've sired -

"Speaking of gravy, I hit a lady once in Panama with a gravy train. She was...delicious?..."