User:Hiatus Hernia

Commander of the Order

Rescuing unused images since 2010.

Completed (in chronological order of mainspacing)

• UnNews:Listening to Metallica music proves to be "torture"- Embarrassment.
• HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics - Featured. Not a very big embarrassment but I don't read it anymore from the shame.
• Godwin's Law's Law - Haven't worked on it enough for it to be an embarrassment. It's getting there.
• UnNews:Thin people may actually be fat, study shows - I'm writing again! Not embarrassed yet, but will soon be.
• X Japan - Featured. Officially better than Ansaikuropedia's version. For shame, Japan!
• Saki - Please, no more rewrites.
• Find an Asian wife! - Yes, the yellow fever continues. Not responsible for writing or translating, but "Anglicising".
• All Quiet on the Western Front

Works in Progress

• User:Hiatus Hernia/The Abstainer - Haven't worked on it enough for it to be an embarrassment.
• User:Hiatus Hernia/Unbooks:The Parent - Coming along quite nicely and I can see it as an embarrassment in the future.
• User:Hiatus Hernia/Ski

Rescuing unused images since 2010.

Other things I plan to do

• Review.
• Proofread.
• Write things that I sincerely hope don't end up being embarrassments.
• Stalk other people's talk pages.
• Wallow in my own shame.

My Embarrassing Awards (also in chronological order)

Featured Article: HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics

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	Reviewer of the Month February 2010

Rejoice, Hiatus Hernia! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Rejoice, Hiatus Hernia! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Rejoice, Hiatus Hernia! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Golden Urinal

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This user created All Quiet on the Western Front, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Featured Article: X Japan

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Memory Stuff

User:Hiatus Hernia/stuff