User:Jamtrousers

“The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the Harvard Lampoon. The greater the work of literature, the easier the parody. The step up from writing parodies is writing on the wall above the urinal."”

~ Ernest Hemingway on Everything we hold dear.

A pair of Smuckers brand Jamtrousers, courtesy of Sliferjam

Um, yeah, so, I have a terribly interesting life story, I- wait, come back! Okay, here's what I've written... <sniff>

Articles:

• Sandwich
• Football hooliganism
• Waiting for Godot -Featured (yay!)
• HowTo:Be pretentious -Featured (ditto!)
• The Clangers -Personal favourite
• The Daily Telegraph
• Awkwardness -please write something extra... I got bored and never really finished it.
• Cricket commentary
• Substantial additions to pick up the phone booth and aisle (as in about 90% of its current pages)
• Teenage Angst -for poo lit surprise

And a load secreted away in my own namespace in an indefinite state of being-worked-on.

This user is a total UKer

and can call you wanker with impunity.

(British Uncyclopedians)

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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user likes Jam. A lot.

FLASHY!

Featured Article: HowTo:Be pretentious

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Waiting for Godot

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Teenage angst

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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