User:Todd Lyons/bibliography

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  1. 22.86 Centimetre Nails
  2. A belated favour for Morrissey
  3. Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
  4. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes with Audio!
  5. Asperger Syndrome ~ In collaboration with Famine
  6. Billy GrahamFeatured June 21, 2009.
  7. British Invasion
  8. Canadian content
  9. Cannibalism
  10. Captain's logQuasi-Featured
  11. Celebrity Roast
  12. Central Processing Unit
  13. The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
  14. David Gilmour (rewrite)
  15. Dead Politicians Club
  16. Dear Diary—Nominated by LongLiverh3. Featured June 7, 2009.
  17. Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
  18. Dwight Schultz
  19. Ecky-Thump ~ In collaboration with Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
  20. Edit War (video game)
  21. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
  22. Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
  23. Ethnicity—August,1 2011.
  24. Failure UniversityFeatured June 27, 2009.
  25. The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
  26. Fake announcer voice—Nominated by Thekillerfroggy Featured August 6, 2009.
  27. Fecal E.ColiFeatured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
  28. Fedora Core (product box by RadicalX)
  29. Flin Flon, Manitoba
  30. Fozzie Bear
  31. Franco-American War
  32. Garrison Keillor
  33. Handicapped ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime
  34. Heywood Banks
  35. Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated for featured article by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
  36. How Do I Love Thee
  37. HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
  38. HowTo:Speak Tamarian
  39. Ice cream truck—Nominated by Imrealized. Featured June 16, 2011.
  40. I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
  41. Invictus
  42. Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters—Nominated by Romartus Featured May 19, 2009.
  43. Knight
  44. Life's Answerable QuestionsFeatured December 26, 2006
  45. Linus Torvalds (rewrite)
  46. Linux (rewrite)
  47. Lobe (album cover by Mhaille)
  48. MediaWiki
  49. Memory (rewrite)
  50. Microsoft Windows (rewrite)
  51. Nikki lesson
  52. Neil Young
  53. The Night After ChristmasFeatured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
  54. The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
  55. OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
  56. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
  57. On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
  58. Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
  59. Patriotism—A collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille Featured June 13, 2006
  60. Pittsburgh Pirates (logo by Mahroww, campus pic by Winckle)
  61. Prima donna
  62. Proctology
  63. R. L. Stine
  64. Red Hat Linux
  65. Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
  66. The Road Not Taken
  67. Rock Hudson
  68. Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured October 1, 2008.
  69. The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
  70. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  71. Rye
  72. St. Ignucius (stained glass by One-eyed Jack)
  73. Shall I Compare Thee
  74. Stench (album cover by Mhaille)
  75. Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
  76. Sue
  77. The Taming of the Shrew
  78. Teapot (rewrite)
  79. To Be Announced (band picture by RadicalX)
  80. ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign—Nominated by TheSlyFox. Featured July 16, 2011.
  81. Tom Servo (rewrite)
  82. The Tragically Hip
  83. Unfair use
  84. UnNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
  85. UnNews:'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
  86. UnNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
  87. UnNews:Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  88. UnNews:Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
  89. UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  90. UnNews:Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  91. UnNews:Whale swims through downtown London
  92. UnPoetia:Ozymandias
  93. Unquotable:William Shatner
  94. The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
  95. Whore: A RetrospectiveQuasi-Featured
  96. Why?:Are we here
  97. Why?:Play Bass?Featured Why? Article
  98. The Writer's Almanac / The Best of The Writer's Almanac
  99. Worst 100 Inventions of All Time

Audio Recordings[edit | edit source]

  1. Article Audio: The Night After Christmas
  2. Article Audio: HowTo:Live with UC
  3. Article Audio: Failure University
  4. Article Audio: Balloon Animals
  5. UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log
  6. Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
  7. Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies
  8. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill‎
  9. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes
  10. Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle
  11. Supreme Court approves death penalty for jaywalking
  12. Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians
  13. UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)—Nominated by Necropaxx. Featured June 10, 2009.
  14. UnTunes:Stinky Love Song
  15. UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
  16. North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick
  17. The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil
  18. North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands
  19. Fanboy disappointed by PS3
  20. Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
  21. Ex-Wal-Mart_employee pleads guilty to fraud
  22. Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  23. Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  24. Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
  25. AAAAAAAAA! (info)
  26. The "Daryl Dipstick Morning Show"
  27. Visit beautiful, scenic Tuktoyaktuk (ad by "Daryl Dipstick")
  28. Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
  29. U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  30. Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
  31. Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece
  32. Grass found to be greener on the other side

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