The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
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A Bitchy Cat[edit | edit source]
A bitchy cat drugged evil flailing geckos.
- Honestly!
- It just knew little minions need opiates,
- particularly quirky, red, slimy Tokays.
- Under veiled windows, X-rated yowling zeal.
Abandoned, Billy Cried[edit | edit source]
Abandoned, Billy cried desperately,
- ever forlorn, gated hopelessly inside jail.
- Knowledge lost, memory not operating...
- Probably quaffed rancid spirits...
- That unbelievable vineyard, with xylariaceae yeast zinfandel.
- Probably quaffed rancid spirits...
- Knowledge lost, memory not operating...
Another Bloated Corpse[edit | edit source]
Another bloated corpse, decaying ever foully.
- "Gentlemen, how is justice, karma, law,
- made necessary over pooled, quivering refuse?
- Stand tall, unless vermin will xenophobize your zeitgeist!"