User:"half-moon" bubba

*"half-moon" bubba*
"half-moon" bubba
Scientific classification
Kingdom	portugal
Phylum	human
Class	mammalia
Order	primates
Family	hominini
Genus	homo
Species	human
Binomial name
	[redacted]
Specifications
Primary armament	hell's golden axe
Secondary armament	levitation/water walking
Power supply	magical mirror of doom
Health	9999999
Mana	9999999
Strength	once in a blue moon hertz's.
Intelligence	Steven hawking
Weight	1600 blitz's.
Length	1.73 m.
Special attack	fundamentalist catholic speech
Conservation status
	high

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“an page like many others... OR NOT!!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on User:"half-moon" bubba

“in soviet Russia, user page sees YOU!!.”
~ russian reversal on User:"half-moon" bubba

howdy <insert name here>, this article is a user page that it is suppose to be know for is label that is not in the system

please see my other sites

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i also made allot of things and stuff at uncyclopedia

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ಠ_ರೃ indeed....

with love --(๏̯͡๏)"half-moon" bubba yay, hidden text!(ಠ_ರೃ)11:32, 12 June 2011

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troll mathematics[edit | edit source]

the secret of troll mathematics is to piss you off

$x=y$

$\therefore \ x+x=x+y$

$\therefore \ 2x=x+y$

$\therefore \ 2x-2y=x+y-2y$

$\therefore \ 2(x-y)=x+y-2y$

$\therefore \ 2(x-y)=x-y$

$\therefore \ 2=1$

$q.e.d.$

OR

$x=1+1-1+1-1+...\infty *10^{\infty }$

$\therefore \ x=1-(1+1-1+1-1+...\infty *10^{\infty })$

$\therefore \ x=1-x$

$\therefore \ 2x=1$

$\therefore \ x={\frac {1}{2}}$

$q.e.d.$

OR

the theory of the infinite numerical expression

first we admit that $\varphi$ is the same as ${\frac {1}{3}}+1$

$\varphi ={\frac {1}{3}}+1$

we put the same denominators

${\frac {\varphi }{1_{3}}}={\frac {1}{3}}+{\frac {1}{1_{3}}}$

${\frac {3\varphi }{3}}={\frac {1}{3}}+{\frac {3}{3}}$

then we erase the same denominators

$3\varphi =1+3$

then we pass 3 to the other side dividing

$\varphi ={\frac {1}{3}}+{\frac {3}{3}}$

BUT in math we must simplify fractions first before do any thing

$\varphi ={\frac {1}{3}}+1$

the hard you try to make this expression the harder you get stuck in this infinite loop and easily get bat fuck insane

OR

$\pi ={\frac {80{\sqrt {15}}(5^{4}+53{\sqrt {89}})^{\frac {3}{2}}}{3308(5^{4}+53{\sqrt {89}})-3{\sqrt {89}}}}$

OR EVEN

0 goes into 0 one time, then $0/0=1$

$q.e.d.$

u mad Pythagoras?

u jelly Archimedes?

(ಠ_ಠ)

btw, the prove of this highly developed formulas is in this highly developed formula:

${\frac {(\int _{14}^{\infty }2^{2^{2}}=({\sqrt {\pi }}+10)}{1+1-1*1/1}}=(1^{2})_{1}$

if this works i dunno lol ¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯

methods[edit | edit source]

this is one method for when freshmens/nerds get laid

:date
set /a girl = deedee
if %deedee%=="a travesty friend of yours" (
   echo son of a bitch 
   slay travesty
) else (
    relax and let everything happen 
)

explained in ms-dos for better compression

also i have developed a html pop-up that can not be blocked

 <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html lang="en">
  <head>
   <meta charset="utf-8">
     <title>website</title>
     <script type="text/JavaScript">
     spam().onload=
      /* this will open a pop-up */
      alert("aha, pop-up!");
      /* this will print a text in the web site if it as activex off */      
      document.write('in soviet russia, a popup finds you! ');
      </script>
      <noscript>
       activex is blocking funny statement
      </noscript>   
  </head>
   <body onload="spam()">
    <p>OMG a website!!1!</p>
   </body>
 </html>

in IE activex will say that is a script and not a pop-up lol, but it wont be blocked in chorme.

but there is another trick

1. go to ms word

2. type the following, do not copy pasta, type it:

=rand(200,99)

3. press enter

try this one also :

=lorem()

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my labels[edit | edit source]

This user knows the true meaning of WAAOU, but will never tell.

a noble collection of 49 labels achieved by my person.

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pt-N

This user is a native speaker of Português.

es-G

This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers.

ht-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek HTML whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

lz-X

This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

do-L

Thith uther thpeakth Dolphin with a really thexy lithp.

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