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You have nude massages.

cool no ? Surfer 770 18:24, April 12, 2010 (UTC)surfer_770

I had put up a Uncyclopedia template (now a "warning") at Wikipedia. Some people had put it under Votes For Deletion and it was deleted.Here was the voting log for the template. The following is an ode to the Template:Uncyclopedia.

Rest In Peace oh fair template; too cruel were the wikipedians who
saw too little value in the html encoding. Taken too soon from the world
from which thou doth come were ye. So farewell Template Colon Uncyclopedia,
and remember: "It is better to create a template and have it be voted
for deletion, than to have never created a template at all."

Thanks to all those that voiced their opinion and a special thanks to Elvis for creating the The Life and Death of a Template, wikipedia:Template:Uncyclopedia, Or what they did to the Uncyclopedia template wasn't right, it just wasn't page. (Adding the "wikipedia:" to each name must have taken a long time!) Thanks also to JWSchmidt for moving Uncyclopedia:Community Portal talks page to Uncyclopedia:The Life and Death of a Template page. Perhaps now I will actually go to the Uncyclopedia:Community Portal first, having now as 7/15/05 (after the template was already created and deleted), discovered that is was there to begin with!

And never forgot that you have nude massages!

Damn you Elvis - I showed him who the boss was, as requested! And you go and undo all my hard work...what a crime... --Famine 19:14, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Do you see what I did I showed both of you who's boss. Muhahahahhahah --Sir Elvis KUN | Talk 20:29, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Damn, where's Gilbert du Motier, marquis de La Fayette when I need him? --Famine 23:00, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Ha, ha! Cookies on dowels! [1] Now we will see who's really the boss.
Peter: But I can't do it without you guys, 
because I'll tell you who's the boss. It's not Tony or Angela.
It's not even man-crazy Mona. It's all of us. [2]

-Hyad 02:53, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Subliminal warning: Hidden meaning or influence may follow… (if you can't read this, it may be too late!)

  • I actually found this page by clicking Random Page. Seriously. The picture is too funny to resist.
  • I have also been creating various templates based off of so called "fake templates". Here are some I created (a.k.a. copyed) and some I just thought were really funny. If you have issues with them, put it on my talk page. Maybe if you think real templates should be separate from "fake" templates, we can make a "Faketemplate" category like Faketemplate:subliminal instead of Template:subliminal.
  • Click here for contritions.
  • I also have a user page, here, on Wikipedia, "the fictional encyclopedia" -Oscar Wilde
  • It was I, I am User: Good thing no one else has that IP Address.

Funny Pages[edit]

Stupid Oscar Wilde quotes[edit]

  • "Making up fake quotes is fun!" ~ Oscar Wilde
  • "I doubt, therefore I might be" ~ Oscar Wilde
  • "Who is this Oscar Wilde?" ~ User:Hyad
  • "Are we there yet?" ~ Oscar Wilde
  • "I did not write any of these quotes. Or did I?" - User:Hyad

Below are all the templates in the known universe[edit]

Some of which have been created by User:Hyad, the self-proclaimed King of Templates.

This article is a complete, irredeemable toothpick. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, sacrifices at the brain, and is an unfunny hooker.
If you attempt to adhere this,  you will most starkly discalceate yourself.
Or the submitter will putrefy your impetus!!!!!!

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This article i a tub.
Oop . We're all out of the letter ' '. Thi tub uck . How do we pell tuff correctly without any way to pluralize? 

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This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

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Avert thine eyes!

This page is extremely offensive and should not be viewed by anyone! (It may even be illegal in several countries as well.)

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The neutrality and factual accuracy of this article are disputed.

This article is a freak of nature. Please point and laugh at it on its talk page.

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The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

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This page has too many templates.

You're not helping. Please eliminate some.

This page does not have enough templates.

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This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room. 

WTF is this template. I have no idea. Anyway, look at Darth Vader.


Congratulations! You have reached the End of the Internet! Where would you like to go? East? West? North? South? Outside? Now, go away, because I'm afraid that this template could be a tubs, because this template is no moon.

Note: This article is Bob Barker-approved.

Really, it is.

"I've already reached the End of the Internet, sadly. I had only got DSL a year before I reached it!" —Oscar Wilde

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Tih sartcil eas is tub.

The starticle ubmitter may also have been croaking smack. You ban kelp Uncyclopedia high bexyp adnin git. 

Silly Images[edit]

Pope John Paul 2.0 on March 10, 1999. Still trying to rule but soon becoming the Cyber-Pope