User:Frankenberry Grr
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Apart from being a delicious, somewhat aggressive undead cereal flavor made from the corpses of various berries by a maddened medical student, the fabled Frankenberry Grr is a 20-something writer and rock and/or roll vocalist (read:unemployed bum) who enjoys complaining about things, sleeping, and eating food. She also enjoys writing about herself in the third person. She was centerfold of the month in the December 2005 issue of Pale, Nervous Shut-ins. She is part Japanese and part Belgian (and all un-American), so she was destined to be a little odd from birth, with a genetically encoded appreciation of all things adorable and perverse. Like bunnies in bondage.
Her goal in life is to take over the world, but so far that isn't going very well. This is probably because, while she is megalomaniacal, she is also extremely lazy. She idly recruits evil minions from time to time, but they are usually chairs. Her one successfully recruited evil minion is the reincarnated spirit of Richard Nixon (currently inhabiting the body of a small, orange cat), who tells her to do very, very bad things. Luckily for the rest of the world, being dead for so long has made Nixon a little spastic, so he gets easily distracted by many things, including his own tail. Grr has been quoted as saying that if she had a tail, she would play with it all the time.
My Contributions So Far[edit | edit source]
Articles entirely by me[edit | edit source]
Flying fuck, Petrarch, Mr. Clean, HowTo:Irritate People, HowTo:Get Along with Your Mother in Law. HowTo:Talk to Foreigners, Pin the Tail on the Donkey, Jarvis Cocker, Vaginal discharge, Marcel Proust, Have-nuke-istan, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Yakuza
Articles I've contributed to in some way[edit | edit source]
Ragnarok, Plot twist, Heroin, Six Laws of Grammar, Shaved Pussies, Akira Kurosawa