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90210 is a bullshit TV drama based on the obscure animated series "Beavers and 9 O's with a 2 and a 1" It follows the story of Beaver Wilson, a half-human half-beaver, who must return to his birthplace of Beverly Hills after his grandmother is murdered by eco-terrorists for feeding on the trees in the area. It follows the struggles of Beaver and his family as they deal with the culture shock of moving back into the urbanised Beverly Hills from the unknown forests where they used to live in. The protagonists, Ana Beaver Wilson and Dixie Chick Beaver Wilson, are forced to deal with relentless persecution by the city-folk for their diet of wood, as it results in them feeding on furniture and vandalizing the West Beaverly High School of Beaver Studies. They are eventually captured and used as test subjects by the scientists of West Beaverly High. The first season was panned by critics for its "juvenile nature", "unbelievable plot", and plagiarism from the hit series "Angry Beavers". Despite being sued by Nickelodeon Studios for the same, the series was renewed for a second season in March 2010. Episodes will begin airing in December.

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The main characters in their human form


Cast

Bob "Ecstacy" Ester as Beaver Wilson

Michael Bay as Dixie Chick Beaver Wilson

Shenea Grapes as Ana Beaver Wilson

Deddy Monte as Grandma Beaver (murdered in the pilot)

Episodes

Season 1

1. Pilot- Beaver Wilson moves back to his birthplace of Beverly Hills after his grandmother is murdered by eco-terrorists. His children Ana Beaver Wilson and Dixie Chick Beaver Wilson rob a furniture store and eat up all the wooden furniture. They later target the West Beaverly High School of Beaver Studies but are captured by the scientists there.

2. Research- Ana Beaver Wilson and Dixie Chick Beaver Wilson are used as guinea pigs for many cruel experiments conducted by the students of West Beaverly. However, one of the students, Naomi Clark Kent promises to let them go if they attend her birthday party occurring later that month.

3. Escape- They agree to attend Naomi's party and she lets them escape.

4. Drama- An emotional reunion of the Beaver Wilson family.

5. Cliffhanger- The Beaver Wilson family attends Naomi's birthday party, but they're caught red-handed when they try smuggling furniture out of her house. The season ends with them stealing a car and driving off, running over 10000 people in the process.