User:TheRealSheep

Introduction This place looks like fun... I might help around by cleaning things up a bit. I don't think I have the guts to try and start something new. Useful Stuff To place a thumb image on a different coloured background: <div style="float:right">[[Image: |thumb|none|100px| ]]</div> The important part being |thumb|none| and the div float to position it left|right|center. Things I've cleaned up a bit I go trawling through the rewrites and see what I can do. Soy - basically rebuilt it Alliance of Half-Tunnel Half-Country Hybrids - a bit better, perhaps? Nutter Bomb Biscuit Sandwiches - another expand what is there, ad infinitum job Ski-jumping - all from the original one liner French bikini - another total rebuild Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October_3 - metal assed hamsters? General Motors - at least it's car related now Ali G - a terrible, terrible allergy 2 Year old English Girl - not all cute kittens and stuff Things I've actually started Artichoke - Not very funny though 1913 - There was no 1913!!! Integer - A wanted page iHamster [was 'Metal assed hamster'] - I just had to use that picture again somehow... Template:Apple - Was amazing to see what Apple makes! Oil-for-food program Green crystal upgrade Terms of endearment Sheepy Sheepster Sheep-aiit Uber-Mega Lord Over All Visual aids This is what 30 minutes in Paint Shop can get you... The corn tortilla slopes of Riga What could be better than women with cheese? Example of a shiny ass. Oh, on the hamster, the hamster! Awards and things None at the moment.

theRealSheep This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians) This user was taught Intelligent design. ...who believes that all decent articles are too complex to have evolved. Win This user contributes using Windows 98 SE. Win FF This user usually contributes with Firefox. FF IE This user sometimes contributes with Internet Explorer. IE ow 2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them. ow 2 en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N pot This user can peel potatoes at a intermediate level. pot cpp 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++. cpp 2 ht 4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level. ht 4 car-4 This user knows how to drive at a near-native level. car-4 17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G ac X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers. ac X WTF ?? This user knows too many languages and is considered "wordy". WTF ?? 218+ This user has made more than 218 edits on Uncyclopedia. 218+ 1+ This user has made more than one useful conribution to Uncyclopedia. 1+ T:2 This user has only created two templates. T:2 VFH: Nil This user is yet to have a Featured Article. VFH: Nil VFP: Nil This user is yet to have a Featured Image. VFP: Nil Rw: This user has done extensive work in Category:Rewrite. Rw: Ó This user likes oranges. Ó á This user likes apples. á Pb This user is comprised of 1.73% Lead. Pb Ar This user is comprised of 0.43% Argon. Ar BS The 97.84% remainder of this user is comprised of pure hot air. BS {{ user box ab- use }} This user is extremely silly and has gone and ruined the look of these language/information templaes by placing far too much text in here and really should know better but the user is twice removed from Hitler and therefore, generally always being silly. {{ user box ab- use }} WTF This user has too much spare time. WTF