User:Careax

Behold the awesome cleansing power of Careax!

About me

• Location: California, USA
• Age: Old enough to know better
• Gender: Male
• Political Leaning: Radical conservative liberal (a.k.a. argumentative cynic)
• Physical Appearance: 57 feet tall, green iguana skin, banana arms and legs, chicken head
• Interests: Comedy, computers, useless trivia, The Beautiful Game, beer and pudding
• Sense of humor: VERY hit or miss (the majority being the latter)

My Uncyclopedia philosophy

• If you come across an article that you find offensive or don't like, move on.
• If you come across a decently long article that you don't find funny, edit it and improve it. Alternatively, leave it. Someone else obviously finds it funny.

New crap by me

• Beverley Sisters
• Jeb Bush
• Moors
• Musical
• NRA (especially proud of as this article really upset some people!)
• RAND Corporation
• Teddy Sheringham
• Tigger
• Jessica Alba
• George Michael
• Captain Cook
• American English
• Bureau of Utter Bullshit
• Franco-Automobile war
• Elmo
• Isle of Dogs
• Some other crap

Existing crap made even more crap by me

• Morris Dancing
• I Can't Believe It's Not Murder
• Kim Jong-Il
• List of countries that don't exist but should
• The history of everything
• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• Lots of other crap

Visual crap by me

Some of my best/worst (take your pick!) creations...

Queen (band)	Teddy Sheringham	The artist formerly known as Prince
EasyJet	Benny Hill	Bill Clinton and Rambler
Elmo	Morris Dancing	O.J. Simpson and I Can't Believe It's Not Murder
Kim Jong-Il	Spice Girls	Mount Rushmore
Tony Benn	Ross Perot	Miss Cleo
Randy	NRA (deceased)	Captain Cook

Other crap I really like

• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• George W. Bush
• Pixie And Dixie
• Donald Rumsfeld
• Tom Cruise
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Things the government doesn't want you to know
• Anything involving tyranical, evil kittens

My language specifications

uk-N

This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

uk-N

us-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

us-A

fr-X

This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .

fr-X