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Behold the awesome cleansing power of Careax!

About me[edit]

  • Location: California, USA
  • Age: Old enough to know better
  • Gender: Male
  • Political Leaning: Radical conservative liberal (a.k.a. argumentative cynic)
  • Physical Appearance: 57 feet tall, green iguana skin, banana arms and legs, chicken head
  • Interests: Comedy, computers, useless trivia, The Beautiful Game, beer and pudding
  • Sense of humor: VERY hit or miss (the majority being the latter)

My Uncyclopedia philosophy[edit]

  • If you come across an article that you find offensive or don't like, move on.
  • If you come across a decently long article that you don't find funny, edit it and improve it. Alternatively, leave it. Someone else obviously finds it funny.

New crap by me[edit]

Existing crap made even more crap by me[edit]

Visual crap by me[edit]

Some of my best/worst (take your pick!) creations...

NRA (deceased)

Other crap I really like[edit]

My language specifications[edit]

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.