User:Careax
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About me[edit | edit source]
- Location: California, USA
- Age: Old enough to know better
- Gender: Male
- Political Leaning: Radical conservative liberal (a.k.a. argumentative cynic)
- Physical Appearance: 57 feet tall, green iguana skin, banana arms and legs, chicken head
- Interests: Comedy, computers, useless trivia, The Beautiful Game, beer and pudding
- Sense of humor: VERY hit or miss (the majority being the latter)
My Uncyclopedia philosophy[edit | edit source]
- If you come across an article that you find offensive or don't like, move on.
- If you come across a decently long article that you don't find funny, edit it and improve it. Alternatively, leave it. Someone else obviously finds it funny.
New crap by me[edit | edit source]
- Beverley Sisters
- Jeb Bush
- Moors
- Musical
- NRA (especially proud of as this article really upset some people!)
- RAND Corporation
- Teddy Sheringham
- Tigger
- Jessica Alba
- George Michael
- Captain Cook
- American English
- Bureau of Utter Bullshit
- Franco-Automobile war
- Elmo
- Isle of Dogs
- Some other crap
Existing crap made even more crap by me[edit | edit source]
- Morris Dancing
- I Can't Believe It's Not Murder
- Kim Jong-Il
- List of countries that don't exist but should
- The history of everything
- List of weapons that don't exist, but should
- Lots of other crap
Visual crap by me[edit | edit source]
Some of my best/worst (take your pick!) creations...
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Other crap I really like[edit | edit source]
- List of weapons that don't exist, but should
- George W. Bush
- Pixie And Dixie
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Tom Cruise
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Things the government doesn't want you to know
- Anything involving tyranical, evil kittens
My language specifications[edit | edit source]
uk N |
This user is a native speaker of Correct English. |
us A |
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |