User:The-elementalist

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This userpage is bullshit.
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Knux has declared war on this user. May god have mercy on their soul.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user has written 10 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This person is an Australian, and takes his role as a said Australian like it came out of last weeks trash very seriously

Notice the article count over on the right. That's not everything this user has done. You can see everything by clicking that blue word that tells you the amount of articles this user has written written, or if you're not that smart you can click here

Life'styles'[edit | edit source]

In their spare time this user enjoys writing comedy which sounds way to british for something that has come out of an australians ass.

This user also plays drums because they cant be bother with the 'skill' or 'practise' of a tuned instument (also the mild insanity dosent hurt either... unless your within 20 yards of him).

This user is also being stalked by Knux. You can help by sending him death threats or at the very least, vandalizing his user page.

For God's Sake[edit | edit source]

Please, dont read any of the article articles that this user has written unless you have a sence of humour or a brain. Or at the very least, give him 5 bucks, and he'll change the article for your needs. Maybe.

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Insomnia cures snoring. Help!
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