User talk:Knux

Welcome!

Hello, Knux, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Now, being less formal, the above message you will see in every user talk page. However, that not means this is an automated message. Really, I had to click myself on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff and submit it with my own fleshy finger. Now some personal non-official advices:

• You may think some stuff that appear everywhere here are cool, but those things are utterly overused and not anymore welcome. Among the sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché, and Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Russian Reversal and Mr. T. are surelly worn out to the death. Just don't mention them except you have a very good reason.
• Another stuff we veterans hate is Random Humor. Don't put chicken from Mars in an article about George Washington. That's it.
• Humor is a subtle subject. You will find people that tell you that talking about excrets is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm and try to learn what works better. No one here will ban you if you don't impose your ideas on already created stuff.
• Never recreate a deleted article. Never. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
• And don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 03:55, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I do! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:12, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Knux's Army

I've moved the page into your userspace, it can now be found here. When you created the first page you created it in someone elses userpage, not your userspace. In the future, if you want to create a page that is only for you you can put it in your userspace by putting User:Knux/pagename into the search bar, then click create this page. Thanks —Braydie at 13:35, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Judo Smackupsidethehead!

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Kalir hath killed Knux with his/her modified plexiglass pocketwatch flail because Knux is a nefarious evil-doer.

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Where are your blue orcs now?! GWAHAHAHAHAHA! --Ж WHEEEEE! 21:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Bahhumbug! I dont regret to inform you that im not quite dead, in fact, im getting better and I might just pull through sir. Twas just a flesh wound! Anywho. where are my blue orcs? They specilize in retribution Knux 22:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)