User:Drunkenshark

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You could not get enslaved more politely

Thank you kindly for offering your back to my whip, however: you take my pick away and you can go suck on my neighbour's dick

I'm a girl, english is not my first language so my grammar will be like pointy chopsticks to your eyes. I like adding pictures to some uncyclopedia pages. I could not be more concise.

Pages I made:

• A very crappy one on the TV show Bones, I was hoping more people would edit it and make it funny...
• A really funny one about: how to threaten someone, you can find it here: HowTo: Threaten someone like a real psycopath
• Dumb crap on the Colts/Saints Superbowl: UnNews:Voodoo to win the SuperBall

Crappy Images I made for Uncyclopedia by editing pictures:

Yeah, scroll down mofo!!! Suffer!! Suffer the pain of scrolling down!!!!!

Dean Winchester, from Supernatural

Alexander Ovechkin

Family Portrait of The Shinning

Justin Bieber loves animals

The filming of Avatar

All about Sanctuary

Matt damon's first movie

What you can find in a wormhole

Former prime minister Diefenbaker, according to Google images

Doctor Temperance Brenan, from Bones, fighting off a tiger

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Doctor Bones attacking Booth with chopsticks

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the study of a corpse, from Bones

the official poster of the TV series Bones

An example of a bad fanfiction: the author's wedding with Jack Sparrow

Nixon loves babies

Frozen tunas to stop hooligans

Superman to stop hooligans

Raptor Jesus loves pranks

the Tv show JAG features a lot of sexual harassment

Some Pickelhaubes

a door in the dark

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Tasty Yoda

Taliban coloring book

Evil pony

Daniel Craig during his time travel

The poster for the famous season ending of Farscape

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A Jawa

A typical Prussian uniform

ABBA lifestyle

A Mud-Pit Pirate

Holy Connery, saint of women mistreating

a sketch from the next Transformers movie

A "Madonna Teeth Special" at bowling

A scene from Madmax

Russel Crowe in Gladiator

A screen-shot of the opening of NCIS

Abby, from NCIS

Tony and his Boss, from NCIS

The Fly showing us how to correctly grab a hostage

The monolith from 2001 Space Odyssey

Will Turner

What you can do with a 2CV

A scene from the show Supernatural

A car from Pimp my Ride

A Jedi Cow

Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis

stamp licking made dangerous

stamps again