User talk:Kippy/11
I bet you're wondering what I'm doing...[edit source]
You are, aren't you? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:14, 4 January 2019 (UTC) User:Matthlock/sig2 00:14, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
- It has crossed my mind. -- Kippy the Elf
Talk Works ☃ 01:18, Jan. 4, 2019
- Oh, I'm just taking out the trash. Just clearing out the attic. Know what I mean, Vern? User:Matthlock/sig2 11:44, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
Damn.[edit source]
I guess I can't list myself as an Obama turkey pardon, can I? (P.S. I didn't know saying "f*m" was a bannable offense.) User:Matthlock/sig2 10:11, 22 January 2019 (UTC)
- That category thing might've been kinda like a kid not sharing his toys on my part. "No! My running joke! No Matthlocks aloud!" -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 16:26, Jan. 23, 2019
- damn dude. I didn't know that being a communist could get me banned. What is this? Bazi germany? User:Matthlock/sig2 01:53, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
- Well, I wasn't expecting that. I can say that much. User:Matthlock/sig2 08:52, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
NOBODY CAN INTO OFFENDINGS OUR 3RD GREAT LEADER KIPPY[edit source]
EVEN ME I CANNOT INTO OFFENDINGS. GLORY TO KIPPY AND HIS SUPER LONG PRICK --Wunderhampton (talk) 04:54, 1 February 2020 (UTC)
What's up?[edit source]
How's it going? Since the spoon became a ghost town I've decided to come back here, where there's more activity. Right now my main focus will be improving our Star Wars articles to anticipate the release of the last one.--Abacab (talk) 12:24, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
- Oh, hi. Haven't seen you around in awhile. Yeah, activity seems to be on the uptick. It's good to have you back on board, and good luck with that Star Wars article. Thank you, good night, and may the Force be with you. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 21:27, Dec. 4, 2019
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GLORY TO KIPPY OUR THIRD LONGEST PENISED LEADER AFTER FROSTY AND ROZA! GLORY TO KIPPY OUR NEW 3RD GREAT LEADER[edit source]
KIPPY HA S A VERY LONG PRICK! --Wunderhampton (talk) 04:55, 1 February 2020 (UTC)
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SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! --I LUV KEV (talk) 03:22, 15 February 2020 (UTC)
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Boobies! Amazing. You've made an average day slightly better for me with this one. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 20:29, 12 April 2020 (UTC)
- Oh, gee, thanks! And you're welcome as well! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:55, Apr. 13, 2020
Big Bang Theory[edit source]
Not funny? Or was something else wrong with that? MrX blow me 20:35, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
- "Maybe" I'm too much of a disgruntled fanboy, but just saying that The Big Bang Theory is terrible, doesn't deserve to be called a "comedy", blah blah laugh track blah blah, etc., is tired and old hat. I mean, even I ragged on the show in my own articles, but at least I worked some inspired jokes around ribbing on it and didn't just bluntly state "lol this show sucks". If you're going to criticize it for supposedly not having any jokes, at least write some yourself. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:50, Apr. 28, 2020
- I thought I had worded it a little better than bluntly saying it sucks, but oh well. MrX blow me 20:56, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
- I'm so sorry, it was nothing personal. The amount of sheer hatred this show has gotten over the past decade has always been a bit of a sore spot for me. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:58, Apr. 28, 2020
- I'm so sorry, it was nothing personal. The amount of sheer hatred this show has gotten over the past decade has always been a bit of a sore spot for me. -- Kippy the Elf
- I thought I had worded it a little better than bluntly saying it sucks, but oh well. MrX blow me 20:56, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
Name check[edit source]
Hi Kippy. Did you create an account at the Spoon to post your article UnNews:Libertarian celebrities sing "Imagine No Taxes"? 
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:42, 2 May 2020 (UTC)
- Yeah, totally. I'm expanding my horizons. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:15, May. 2, 2020
ADMIT IT, KIPPY!!![edit source]
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/433330795367661982/
--Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 21:25, 14 May 2020 (UTC)
- -- Kippy Pie
Talk Cupcakes PARTY HARD 
05:18, May. 18, 2020
For. Ban da liar. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:50, 21 May 2020 (UTC)
For. Ban da liar. --
Hello?[edit source]
I have been begging all the active admins, and now you. Can you replace MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext with this:
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Thanks! – Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 08:06, 15 May 2020 (UTC)
Hello, Sir, I have a small question[edit source]
I saw there was a change to my user page, and on it you say "Giving you some time to work on your lovely comics." When I look on the history, though, there's nothing there. What exactly is going on here and what does it mean? Thanks for your answers. I'm confused. Nicolassequeira (talk) 05:12, 18 May 2020 (UTC)
- That was just a kneejerk act of spite out of annoyance toward the stuff you do on Discord. I removed the ban, given that you didn't do anything on the actual wiki to earn it. It was unfair, and I apologize. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:17, May. 18, 2020
- I enjoy this "small" feature! Very inventive, ha ha! Does it happen anywhere, or just here? Nicolassequeira (talk) 05:22, 18 May 2020 (UTC)
Uncut Gems[edit source]
Hey Kip, it's been a awhile since I've been here. I'm writing a new article on this (in)famous movie. Would you like to collaborate some bits to it?--Abacab (talk) 09:54, 23 October 2020 (UTC)
- Nah, I'm good. I have a lot on my plate, and honestly, I haven't even seen it yet. But I wish you all the luck with it! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:04, Oct. 23, 2020
Please contribute to Baked Potato[edit source]
Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. ShabiDOO 23:10, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
In the hopes that one day, you might admit it[edit source]
--Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:13, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Derp[edit source]
Derpity ShabiDOO 01:24, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:29, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
New forum[edit source]
I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 
16:16, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Huggle message[edit source]
Hi _Kippy!
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