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Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Just like Grandma used to make!
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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:07, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
May contain traces of humor!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:37, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:07 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:10 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:56, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

 Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:20 9.21.14

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now with 20% more ninjas!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The edition that's black and white and dead all over

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:19, 13 December 2021