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The edition that's black and white and dead all over

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:07, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
May contain traces of humor!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:37, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:07 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:10 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:56, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth

 Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:20 9.21.14

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
I love it when the news comes together

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because Uncyclopedia is no laughing matter.

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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