User:Kippy/userboxes

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
17 years, 11 months and 7 days.

This user is a Bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally, too.

This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.

Or eaten by a grue.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

174

This user has written 174 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

10,000+

This user has over 10,000 edits.

1+

This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is from Texas
and may secede if provoked!

This user is an administrator on another wiki.

This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user has eye beams.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user just blue themself.

This user's head A SPLODE.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user is wild about Wilde.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Dead

This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

NO-C!

This user hates all Contents and desires genocide to those who write them.

BOOP!

This user is
Over 9000.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK!

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

This user wants i maed a yuky doody featured.

This user wants Don't Panic featured.

This user wants [[]] featured.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

29

This user is 29 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is online now!

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user does it - every night, every day, every possible way.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes he does.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.

This user is a geek.

This user wishes he had a girlfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.

This user will give you a seizure.

THIS IS SPARTA!

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)