User talk:Kippy/1
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Again, welcome! -- 22:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
100 Reasons Why That Site Sucks, and its VPV tagging
As you may be aware, an article of yours dealing with the 100 Worst Things about a certain website has been given a VPV template. While technically it's not VPV, I wanted to make a few things clear.
- Every article on that website redirects to Goa Tse. We used to have an article about that site, and it sucked. Immensely. Probably worse than their article on Uncyc. So we just decided to go with a thematic redirect.
- Everyone here knows that that site sucks. You're preaching to the choir here. ^_^
- Wikipedia deleted its article on that site citing WP:NOR or somesuch. Thus, no WP article means it's dangerously close to breaching UN:VAIN.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask either here or on my talk page. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 16:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for the immage
Thank you very much kip! I will use that image. I have slightly edited the picture so it is maddox stabbing sophia, but the source of the image is all thanks to you! I will give you credit when I post it.
Well check it out, the Maddox article is now complete. I am pretty proud of it now.Little Jimmy 05:35, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Lol i guessed by looking at the cotributors for the pages. Just to say again, feel free to edit as i cba to do anymore lol--Slogan - (T/C/med) 21:38, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations
Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again. |
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This page does not exist
Alright, I've fixed up your broken redirect and the page exists without existing, also, any links to the page also show up in red like so: This page does not exist (you might need to do a refresh of your browser though to see it)
Signing my autograph
You think maybe you would give me permission to let me sign your autographs page? Please? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
About that Wikipedia vandalisim.................
I was checking out your recent contribs for some half-baked reason, when I came upon a revision of Fisher Price: A Retrospective that had a link to this uniquely unique Wikipedia vandalism of their Fisher Price article.
Let me tell you something: I was the person who did that. No, really! I just typed it up like that! The funny vandalism(which I did put a little thought in) really was me!
I AM NOT LYING! I REALLY DID DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can thank me later. Oh yeah, and popcorn chicken is awesome, especially with ketchup.(well, at leat I like it that way!) AND I REALLY REALLY TRULY DID DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:35, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Is it real?
Is the picture of the guy at the computer on your userpage really true? I.E: Is it really you, or something(or one) else? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:49, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
In exchange for your soggy cookie I give you this
- Aw crap, now I know what my own medicine tastes like. : ( -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
you bastard!
I seldom fall for those fake "you have new messages" things. But that one got me! I congratulate you. --THE 15:13, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
- Jesus Christ! It just happened again!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! --THE 16:25, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Grue killer
They didn't delete Grue killer you can still play it Category:Grue killer they moved it to User:Java7837/Game:Gruekiller
Topic Name
AHEM!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!
You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
Broken Redirect
Hiya - I petitioned Algorithm about Broken Redirect - he's willing to put it back if it goes on VFD, apparently. Although I wouldn't be too hopeful that it'll survive that, knowing VFD...! -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:58, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
- It's there now in fact, if you'd care to vote... -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:45, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
Clueless Newbie Needs Help...
Clueless newbie speaking ;) I was just wondering if Uncyclopedia has a How-to section, and if so, could you please send me the link? Thanks :) Horses4Ever 02:58, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Articles on How to do stuff ;) Thanks for your help :) Horses4Ever 03:08, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month
Hey Kip....it looks like you've used two votes in this months UTOM. You'll have to decide which one you want to go with and remove the other one. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- <3 Mhaille. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:38, 30 July 2007
- Also, none of your votes or nominations appear to be for me. This leaves me feeling very unloved. And weepy. :( -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- May I point you to Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month#Past Winners I think you'll find your name there. :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:26, 30 July 2007
- There's nothing in the rules to say you can't win it more than once. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Well, perhaps I'll nom u next month...oh wait, no, you didn't vote for me! Pffft! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:49, 30 July 2007
- The month isn't over yet, and I was thinking of voting for Insineratehymn. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Well, perhaps I'll nom u next month...oh wait, no, you didn't vote for me! Pffft! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:49, 30 July 2007
- There's nothing in the rules to say you can't win it more than once. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- May I point you to Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month#Past Winners I think you'll find your name there. :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:26, 30 July 2007
- Also, none of your votes or nominations appear to be for me. This leaves me feeling very unloved. And weepy. :( -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Cookie For YUO
Re: May I?
Sure. [: --EMC [TALK] 04:50, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
You suck!
I thought you liked it! I don't think it's going to become an in-joke. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 07:17, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- I thought it was okay. Unfortunately, I was worried all the bad publicity would overshadow the content itself, making the humour obsolete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
Re: : (
Oh you know I love you. --EMC [TALK] 06:45, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Thank you.
Oh, those Russians... |
Thanks!
Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 06:02, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Ahem
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Gah!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
You Are Gay
I just read your take on You Are Dead. I was just wondering, why isn't it in mainspace? I laughed my ass off. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
- Well, I'm still working on it. I wasn't going to move it to mainspace, but you've persuaded me to do so. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
Thanks for voting
Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
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You are Gay (Pee Review)
You Are Gay
A parody of You Are Dead. It already got a decent (in my opinion, over generous) pee review, but someone thinks it blows. Tell me, what's wrong with it? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest
- I may have told you this in IRC already, but I personally prefer this version of the FAQs P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:25, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Humour: | 8 | It's OK, there are some laughable lines, but it gets a little repetitive. I get the point, I Am Gay. Do you need to repeat it over and over again?? |
Concept: | 6 | Not exactly the top of the "I'm gonna type this in and see if its in Uncyclopedia" list, but as a Random Page it might work well. |
Prose and formatting: | 7 | It's kind of OK. Some of the date bit looks confusing. It doesn't totally suck, but it could be a little more clear - also, I think that you could remove some of the "See Also" links, which take the page away from "crazy page" and leans it towards regular old article. |
Images: | 6 | The one at the bottom wasn't clear enough - perhaps a higher resolution copy should be made available, or but it in the body of the article instead of all the way at the bottom. |
Miscellaneous: | 8 | It's queer. And not just because its about gays. |
Final Score: | 35 | Look, I don't know what that guy said was wrong with it. Perhaps it does deserve a little bit of a cleanup, but, like the film of Napoleon Dynamite, you either love it or hate it. Just leaves me asking the question: are you gay? Just kidding. I give it a B-, or a C+. |
Reviewer: | --Andy the Idiot 02:47, 15 August 2007 (UTC) |
P.S.: About you calling everyone gay? I resent that. I am not gay. Just look at this page, you motherfucker.
A psychic is you!
Your A Big Psychic Now! | |
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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:22 Aug 17, 2007
UNCYCLOPEDIA SURVIVOR!
What happened? Why were you disqualified? I was following you the whole way! --YeOldeLuke 08:19, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Tha's right!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
You may return
Let's Eat!
THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. |
Thanks for voting!
WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway. | |
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind... |
P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:34, Aug 29, 2007
Reply
No, I don't want to be nominated for UN:UGM. When it's September, I'll re-nominate you. Also, check out the VOTE link in my sig--Sir Manforman 22:49, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Kip is disqualified.
User:Manforman/Thank--Sir Manforman 15:53, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to
-RAHB 03:31, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
VFH thanks!
Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!! | |
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH. |
Thanks again! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:50, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
T-hanks
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:44, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Heaps of praise
The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon. | |
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling. |
Thanks for the vote, Kip! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Sep 10, 2007
Thank You
--Sir Manforman 20:56, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!
The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!
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Welcome to UnNews
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Gah!
You finally managed to Rick Roll me. Damn it! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:29 Sep 25, 2007
You are my favorite Writer Entertainer
Several of your rick roll related edits amused me alot, and I can't beleive you managed to make this look so professional. Well done--Sir Manforman 00:58, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
Re:LEAVE BRITANNICA ALONE!!
YOU'RE WINNER! --
00:57, 27 September 2007 (UTC)Thankies McThanksALot!
The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon. | |
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales! |
P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:30, Sep 27
You just got Rick Rolled!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Small favors.
I need you to get on IRC and ask an admin, or ask sannse for a IP lookup and ban on User:Nigger2 for posting shock/gross images. Much obliged, thanks. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:53, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Thank you
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Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! |
Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:38, Oct 1 00:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the NotM vote!
Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!
Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot! |
I hate that stupid rickroll new messages thing...gets me everytime. Thanks for supporting me for WHotM too! Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:23, Oct 1
Tanks 4 teh votes
The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund!
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Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:20, Oct 3
Stupid Question
Does anyone ever call you "Dipshit"? Starry 16:52, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. Also, "Kipshit". -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 16:57, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Ct audio file
Ct (file info) | |
mxspltlk |
-- 16:40, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!1!!1!!!one -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:39, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
Booger King
Since I recently saw you spellchecking it, would you mind supporting it on VFH?--Sir Manforman 00:04, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
A poor attempt at whoring
Hi there young Kip. I thought I'd have a go at this "whoring" that seems so popular. I'm not doing a very good job at it, to be honest - I have much to learn from masters of the art such as yourself. I'm probably too polite. But anyway, I'm hoping that you'll think I've done a decent job with my article Shopping list, and will be moved to vote for it. That's about it really, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:28, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
- Well bugger I down dead - it worked! I must be learning! I feel somehow unclean. Still, all of the lovely bath products concealed in the following template will undoubtedly help.
The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need. And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today? |
HARD TO READ???
I agree! In fact, I have a very difficult time editing it because it really is hard to read. Therefore, because the article didn't lie to you, do you think it would do well on VFH... considering that this article is a bastion of truth? Go back and discuss, if that is in the Dip's nature. -- • <-> 00:49, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Why was my vote deleted?
I was making a keep vote on SysRq at Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#SysRq, but you deleted my vote as seen here at [1]. I am wondering why you deleted my vote here on this? --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
- I'm so sorry. I think it was some kind of editing glitch when I voted on the other one. However it happened, it definately wasn't intentional. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:52, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Get out of Jail
Hi Kip, do you mind doing me a favor, and and support HowTo:Get out of Jail on VFH, thanks--Sir Manforman 22:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
K-K-K-K-K-Kip the Dip
Blessed is he who votes for my pages on VFH. Thanks!
The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again? | |
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting! |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:42, Oct 17
Vote for Head Removal!
Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,
The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.
(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)
(And no complaining about the Oscar Wilde quotes. They were original, and I'm not about to change them. Go whine on the talk page to have them removed, and they might be. The way to get action here is through community inaction, which is equivalent to approval)
EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 15:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
HAMMERTIME
It took 19 votes for someone to go STOP Hammertime! -- • <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Let me know
What you think of this. I've included your thoughts on the article. --EMC [TALK] 00:16, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Fisher Price Linux
Uh... Shouldn't it be Fisher Price DOS? Any objection to a move? EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 22:46, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
- No, because I know very little about technical computer jargon. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:10, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Please cast your vote...
Hello, you have not casted your voted at SotM, can you cast your vote for Blake C... who is much more deserving of the award than the rest of the candidates, thanks.--Sir Manforman 14:06, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
- P.S.: See Stoop3881, you'll laugh, and than vote Blake C--Sir Manforman 22:23, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
WELCOME BACK!!!
Can we get you anything? Coffee? Pie? Shotgun? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:36, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
- Stay out of trouble. Next time, the community won't have your back. Well, unless you give us all cake. --EMC [TALK] 14:29, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Classy
Here's a handy user template! -- • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer
Good Lord, Man! I must say, you resemble a complete shit-wit! |
Aaawww... Kippy/1 has been diagnosed with cancer. acne cancer. Yeah. Incurable. |
Have a weird little user template! -- • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
"New Rick Roll"
Hey, no worries! I was joking around, and I did actually have to leave as I was getting quite tired. It wasn't due to you. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:10, 14 November 2007 (UTC)