User:Homiestar

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Hey, <insert name here> , I'm Starry! A little about me, I'm gonna be a wrestler when I'm an adult, and I'm probably one of the most polite people on this site. Go figure, meeting a polite person here. *shrug.*


I'm from the most historic city in America. Philly!!!


I'm 17. So I'm not really good at...uh...how to make...pages. So, I'd like it if someone could help me?


FGSFDS DUNE COON


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This user's life is short and hard like a body-building elf.
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user has eye beams.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.


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