User talk:Homiestar

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Hello, Homiestar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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You were looking to be adopted...?[edit]

I'd be happy to help you get started on your way out of n00bhood. According to your introduction, you have "no idea what the fuck [you're] doing on this site," which sounded great to me. Let's get started, shall we?

Now, you've probably been noticing some big changes, particularly in your body and in the way you think and feel. Understand that these changes are a completely normal part of becoming a mature... Uncyclopedian? Wait, that's not right, I'm getting my lectures mixed up.

But seriously, be sure to ask me any questions you have about how things work (or don't work) around here. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 02:55, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Uh, quick follow-up for you: don't get too crazy in the forums. If you keep creating new topics, people will think you're a worthless forum whore. Like, creating even one new topic a day is excessive by our standards, since we prefer to participate in a few discussions at a time. It's good that you've avoided messing around with articles before you've internalized HTBFANJS, but most users won't respect you until you've at least tried to create an article or two. If you're really nervous about it, create the new page in your userspace, like so: User:Homiestar/EXAMPLE. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 02:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
People who don't respect other people until they've written a certain number of articles aren't very nice people -_- Spang talk 04:58, 19 Sep 2007
Good point. I wrote the above statement too long ago to remember exactly what I said at this point, and I'm too lazy to go back and do the whole "What I said blah blah blah, what I meant was..." thing. In conclusion, there is no conclusion. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 17:44, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm willing to give anatomical editing help, as well. Feel free to ask for assistance any time. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice template[edit]

I see you've managed to make that bisexual template. Good work ;) --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 16:58, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks to you. *huggles you.* Starry 17:48, 25 September 2007 (UTC)


You know that image you uploaded for that forum? I do. It was Image:WHATRICKJAMES.jpg. That's not Rick James. That's Lil' Jon. Well, technically it's Dave Chappelle, but I DEMAND YOU FIX IT! FIXFIXFICKS!!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:44, Oct 5
I was hoping someone would catch that. Otherwise, I would of ripped a lock of my hair out. Starry 18:11, 8 October 2007 (UTC)