User talk:Slogankid1

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Did you change your preferences in Nickname to - {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Slogankid1}}? ~ 21:47, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Fisher Price Wars

I love this article! I've put it on my list of favorite articles. It's very creative and it really add to the Fisher Price saga. I have a few more ideas:

Vandalism:

v4Nd4L: p3N0rP3n0Rp3n0r

*v4Nd4L has been kicked*

Reference to Shot your fuck up:

k4c2yŃ5k1: m4n u pe0pL3 r 57up1D. 7h12 pa9e 12 dEadLY duM. 17'5 ju57 M1ndle55 v4nd3L15m And 17'2 N07 evEN pHUnNy, 50 5h07 uR fUcK Up

Weird Al gives his opinion:

w31rD 4l: j00 5uCk!

I'm most confident about the first two. However, I'm not going to add them because I think it should wait until the article expands more so they can be put in the right context. (Plus, I suck and will probally ruin the article.) Tell me what you think.

BONUS: This one doesn't belong, but I'm showing you for your own entertainment:

Who are you? if u want to add anything please feel free. I have done it for you. TY for the ideas--Slogan - (T/C/med) 10:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC) AAA:444444444!

3v3ry1: ?

Me Again

Oh sorry, I forgot to sign my name. I'm Kip. I'm glad you liked my ideas : )