User talk:Kippy/4

Hea Kip! Top of the morning to ya... Nice to see you around the place. Well, actually it's not really. I never really liked you. OK. I admit it, I did. Just a bit. Not much though. Not in that way either. Oh, I'm rambling.... Anyway. Um. Yea. Hi. :-) MrN 13:34, Oct 19

Oh fuck.....he's back, and this time its personal.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

UGotM Nomination

Because of the lack of Admin interest in ya anymore I decided to go ahead and nom ya for Useless Gobshite of the Month. I have been wondering what has been going on with ya since July. Apparently the admins got a new target to ban with User:Cajek which has 59 blocks as of this post. Feel free to add the {{VoteGOTM}} template on your Userpage. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:06, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

A Sandler thankings

THANK YOU FOR SANDLER VOTE!

BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.

He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.

Do you feel the negative energy searing from the sheer laziness with which this template was made? Thanks, mate. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Ban Counter

I was trying to get your ban counter go go off of date rather than the Current Days so we would have to reset it every time the month changed. What I am working on can currently be seen at my Sandbox at User:Sawblade5/Sandbox but I have yet figured out a way to reset the default date from the main template to import to User:Kip the Dip/Block Me!/Counter However because your page at User:Kip the Dip/Block Me! redirects there I can't make an Accurate Counter from User:Kip the Dip/Block Me!/Counter with the new setup unless I figure out a way to change that default date. The Script that is being used on that version I am trying to setup is from User:Tom mayfair/User Time. I am hoping you would approve of this as all you would need is the date of the last ban and you don't have to reset it monthly. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 06:21, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

All Right I got it set to go. I wondering if I could transclud your ban free box to my page, if oyu don't mind. Oh BTW the day of your ban will show up as a blank instead of 0 days. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 06:52, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Gee thanks! It works great. Go ahead and link it on your page. You've earned it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 07:20, Nov. 23, 2008

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:37, Dec 25

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:52, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

MA HOHOHO GANY CHRISTMAS!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Message from Santa

Ho bloody ho You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present. Here, tell you what, have this crappy lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.

--Asahatter (annoy) 11:20, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Unused images?

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Found these in Special:UnusedFiles. Are you still keeping them for Christmas? MadMax 01:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Acuytally, I've abandoned them. Feel free to delete them. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 20:53, Nov. 21, 2009

VORTEX 102

WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S

Ahhh, I see you've been sucked in by VORTEX 101! DID YOU KNOW: That you could own your very own Vortex at home by posting ads on Google?!?!--    16:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

A Fast and Furious Thanks

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

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Mensaje!

And thank you again for saving my unnews article from total deletion. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:00, 18 December 2009

Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:29, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

Uh, yeah.. About your template...

No, really, thank you. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:56, 29 December 2009

Another one for the Kipper

Thanks For Buying Our Book! Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series: Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

Glad you liked! Thanks for the veaute!--    22:02, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

I just noticed my old X-mas card above and just realized I spaced the whole seasons greetings thing and just wrote articles. Oh well. But you do get a shiny template!--    12:57, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence ...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

Pay no attention to these other templates! This is the real one.--    15:58, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!

My god! Another template! It's starting to look like my template archive in here! --    12:00, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

A bouncy thanks!

Chuck would like to thank you!  For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:00, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Logo

Saw your great graphic at Zana's. How about making it read Uncycrapedia? Seems to fit, and lol. Nice work. Allah in Chains Louie King's birthday MMX

As flattered as I am, I didn't actually create that. It was entirely Zana Dark. Although I did give her the idea. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:47, Jan. 19, 2010

Thank you

Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows: a long glass of moonshine and an hour with his niece-wife.

IronLung 22:27, January 22, 2010 (UTC)