User:L10nM4st3r
| — The local wandal l10n — | |
 2 random lions. Some weirdos think one of those are me. I'm the guy in the background. If you don't see him, well.. Hehehehe | |
| Preferred pronouns | Preffered: he / his; Also technically valid: they / them / it |
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| Nationality | The best country, Earth |
| Languages | 1337, ''Media'''Wiki''''' |
| Alignment | En Wikibooks, Uncyclopedia, GAMEDEVS |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | An upcoming indie (solo) game developer |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | Playing video games, gamedev, wikiwriting, killing ponies, eating chairs, eating tables, puking nails, pooping blocks of wood, making up hobbies just to add them here. |
| Account statistics | |
| Edit count | 4,523 + around 1470 |
| Signature | L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched |
I am one of the Uncyclopedia users of all time.
Creator of the world famous asbowaat. T'was a freak accident. Enjoy.
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Block Counter: 2
About me (or as I saw myself when I was a kid)[edit | edit source]
I'm batman. I'm super cool and I do stuff to save people's lives from super villains. I have all these cool gadgets and they work. Kind of. They're mostly in my imagination, so no I can't use them to find Lajon$$'s location in the real world.
I am iron man, the Mr. Tony Stank. JARVIS, find who cares.
About me (the sad, sad reality)[edit | edit source]
I'm a human lion[citation needed] human lion master lion (Actually not a furry. I know. How sad.) who is working on a video-game. The video-game is a -- Hey! Get back here, do you want to know about me or not? Aww, judging by the fact you aren't reading this sentence, you don't care.
For the odd chance that your still reading this, my game is set in an alternate version of the milky-way. Its got aliens and a couple of surviving humans. Oh, and war. War war war. Why do they need to be so greedy?
Also every day you know me, you'll lose at least 3 brain cells. To counteract this, stare at a turned on microwave oven for 10 minutes every day. It will turn your brain to mush, meaning you'll be unable to lose brain cells from me ever again.
I somehow only have 2 user roles..
Userboxes[edit | edit source]
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Random shit[edit | edit source]
- "I is spider man. Yes I am. My wikiwebs will save wikipedia!" - an IP on the Wikipedia sandbox.
- "I HATE LIONS, THEY SUCK! FUCK LIONSMASTER!" - the same IP, after I responded to his original message. Plus it was kinda ironic. Although this probably happened because I said something about them killing Mysterio.
- "Eat a nickle cadmium battery" - an IP on my talkpage in Wikibooks. You should do it, it's a good idea.
- "I eat BBQ'd steak and di*ks" - Rock-O-Jello
- "Ponies deserve depth!" - ARandomPage and L10nM4st3r
- "Advent burgers, a burger where the customer is always right... Between the bun." - Resistance radio in XCOM 2: War of the chosen. An advent burger basically uses human meat. Yummy!
- "Oh hell, No Man's Sky is the future of everything! It's the next best thing, about to beat Minecraft!" - EVERYBODY, ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY, DEAD OR ALIVE, OR YET TO BE BORN!! Well, not you or that guy. But otherwise it is true. The quote, I mean, not the fact that everybody said it. Which is also true.
- "Ok. I'm off to get a brain plumber" - Yours truly, on my fucking brain not......... err........ Insert word here that I forgot. Hmm, did I talk to aliens last week?? I dunno....
Crappy stuff I wrote before I read UN:HTBFANJS:
Stuff I thought was funny at the time:
- Woop sie (perso n) - maybe it still is funny, in the right context.
- National Typo Day - read after reading the page above.
Cyberverse- gave up.- HowTo:Understand
- HowTo:Cite spaghetti
Stuff I think is genuinely funny:
- A fuck ton of template spam and no real content - exactly what it sounds like
- Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
- Funny Bone - the bane of our existance
- Un:When the editing gets hot, burn even hotter
- No Man's Sky
- Gardevoir - saved from an inactive user's corpse.
- Flammable Monkeys - originally vandalism, I saved it from QVFD.
- Testicle Torsion
- About Me - no, not Me, but Me
- Rocket Racoon
- Ronan - tho quite short still
- Uncyclopedian of the second - read to the botom to get the joke
Stuff I think is hilarious:
- Thanos - Featured! (my first featured atricle)
- Drax
- XCOM 2
- Dolores Umbridge
- Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
- A story built one word at a time - The original!
- A story built one article at a time
In-Jokes, either for Uncyclopedia, or something else:
- A story built one word at a time - Almost featured ;)
- A story built one time at a word
- A story built one article at a time
- A story built one letter at a time
- A story built one byte at a time
- A story built one "a story at a time" at a time
- Brogo
- Code Cutting - a user on wikipedia, who thought they were on uncyclopedia, wrote this originally. I just brought it back home.
Stuff I'm not so sure about:
More personal stuff nobody cares about:
How did I come to this conclusion?
It's not what it look like I swear! (Is this the first time that has been said that it's actually true?)
Oh, there once was a player named Lion,
Whose typos would go on and on,
He sailed through the chat, a typo at the helm,
In the sea of words, he'd overwhelm.
Soon may the Lion come, with typo and others groan,
Correcting his errors, in a language all his own,
For he'd type and he'd tweak, with a chuckle and a grin,
Leaving a trail of laughter, in the words he'd spin.
The crew would jest and play, as his typos danced in the light,
Each misplaced letter, a source of delight,
Though the words may stumble, and the grammar may strain,
Lion's spirit shone bright, in the linguistic domain.
"Ahoy!" he'd cry, with a wink and a smile,
As the crew gathered 'round, mile by mile,
Lion, the typo master, sailing his own way,
In the vast sea of language, forever to sway.
There was a young mate named Lion,
Typos danced, making others groan,
With keyboard in hand and mischief afoot,
His typos, a legend, they would always suit.
There once was a man named Lion,
Whose typing skills were far from honed.
His fingers, a mess,
A keyboard distress,
Autocorrect sighed and groaned!
Thar was a yung mate named Lion,
Typos danced, makin' others grown,
Wi' keybord in hand and mischief afoot,
His typos, a legend, they'd alwys suit.
There once was a fellow named Lion,
Whose typing was clearly a con.
With each fumble and mash,
He'd create quite a hash,
His keyboard, a cryptic don.
Poll[edit | edit source]
Contact me[edit | edit source]
- Use the Uncyclopedia discord. For some reason, I never joined it until now. So strange...
- Or use my talkpage. It might be a little simpler than creating an account on some other website. Most of you guys are too busy on Uncyclopedia to care what a "discord" is.