User:L10nM4st3r

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I am not a lion, dickass, I am a human lion.[1]
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L10nM4st3r
— The local wandal l10n —
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2 random lions. Some weirdos think one of those are me. I'm the guy in the background. If you don't see him, well.. Hehehehe
Preferred pronounsPreffered: he / his; Also technically valid: they / them / it
NationalityThe best country, Earth
Languages1337, ''Media'''Wiki'''''
AlignmentEn Wikibooks, Uncyclopedia, GAMEDEVS
Education and employment
OccupationAn upcoming indie (solo) game developer
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
HobbiesPlaying video games, gamedev, wikiwriting, killing ponies, eating chairs, eating tables, puking nails, pooping blocks of wood, making up hobbies just to add them here.
Account statistics
Edit count4,503 + around 1470
SignatureL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched

I am one of the Uncyclopedia users of all time.

Creator of the world famous asbowaat. T'was a freak accident. Enjoy.

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About me (or as I saw myself when I was a kid)[edit | edit source]

I'm batman. I'm super cool and I do stuff to save people's lives from super villains. I have all these cool gadgets and they work. Kind of. They're mostly in my imagination, so no I can't use them to find I Make Your Head Asplode's location in the real world.

I am iron man, the Mr. Tony Stank. JARVIS, find who cares.

About me (the sad, sad reality)[edit | edit source]

I'm a human lion[citation needed] human lion master lion (Actually not a furry. I know. How sad.) who is working on a video-game. The video-game is a -- Hey! Get back here, do you want to know about me or not? Aww, judging by the fact you aren't reading this sentence, you dont care.

For the odd chance that your still reding this, my game is set in an alternate version of the milky-way. Its got aliens and a couple of surviving humans. Oh, and war. War war war. Why do they need to be so greedy?

Also every day you know me, you'll lose at least 3 brain cells. To counteract this, stare at a turned on microwave oven for 10 minutes every day. It will turn your brain to mush, meaning you'll be unable to lose brain cells from me ever again.

I somehow only have 2 user roles..

I can say weather or not you are a curious person

Userboxes[edit | edit source]

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is 18 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.
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This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!
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This user exists. Therefore, they are a traitor to us all!
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This user page has been vandalized many, many times.
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This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before their plans for world-domination are complete.
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This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
VFH?
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This User Reverts Shit

This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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THIS IS NOT SPARTA!
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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This user is a pony-hating, cat-loving idiot with no life
…and deserves depth!
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This user is a dumb poopyhead.
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What? I don't know, man…
maybe I'll get around to it.
This user is Super Laz
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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.
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This user respects
and admires the
fine art of trolling.
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits.
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This user enjoys putting tildes in random places.
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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.
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alula was here
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This user thinks that the plural of userbox is userboxes. They are completely wrong.
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Fenris was here.
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OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ
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<insert name here> is here, reading this very text at this exact moment
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Squaw Dee dropped by!
He owns Uncyclopedia!
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The following information is completely false. Read on at your own risk.
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The information on this page is entirely false.
For the real information, press ALT-F4.
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This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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Random shit[edit | edit source]

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Bite my shiny metal ass!
Some more shit for you to look at



Poll[edit | edit source]

Why are you here?
You voted for "Because it's good to know who my fellow Uncyclopedians are" on 11 August 2024 at 01:31. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Contact me[edit | edit source]

  • Use the Uncyclopedia discord. For some reason, I never joined it until now. So strange...
  • Or use my talkpage. It might be a little simpler than creating an account on some other website. Most of you guys are too busy on Uncyclopedia to care what a "discord" is.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Because I know I am.
  2. According to Uncyclopedia logic at least.