Funny Bone

This page in a nutshell: The funny bone is a gift from hell, and - AWEEEE! MY FUNNY BONE! AAAAA! ILL KILL EVERYTHING!!

Funny Bones is the name given to those weird bones that stick out on your elbows. They are famed for driving their owners completely nuts, possessing people to do terrible things. It has not been confirmed, but the reason hitler existed is because Julius Caesar bashed his funny bone on Queen Cleopatra during the you-know-what (which we cannot name for the safety of the minors here) (they had sex).

Funny bones drive people to insanity, and....

AWWW! My funny bone! KILL MEEE!! I WILL RIP OFF THIS STUPID BONE MYSELF!!!11!!!!1! AWWWWWWEE!!!

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Sorry, but our host today is currently going to hospital. He might stay there a while, so i'm going to be your new host today.

Anyway, the bunny phone. The bunny phone is something you must avoid. If you ever experienced it, you will give birth to a hitler someday (or somebody you give birth to will give birth to a hitler). Note: this assumes that our audience is both not gonna be around during a nuclear fallout, and are nude females dreaming of se --

AAHH! My bunny phone! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!

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Okay, so we have decided the reason that happens is because... We don't rest our elbows on enough tables. Guys, rest your elbows on tables all the time, then you will never hit your funny bone.

I have a story for you, about funny bones. It all started when some fat guy, called Hooner Simp's Son, was watching TV, which he does 110% of his life anyway, so its nothing special.

Until the cat pushed the table under his elbow, and all chaos ensured. He shoot up, screaming, and was about to destroy the cat...

Until the crazy man saw the fish, and thought, "well, nobody said the fish didn't do it". And now folks, there is at least one less fish in the world.

That was my stor-AWWWW!

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Breaking news, nuclear fallout has began! Every nuclear bomb in the world has been released. Run to your bunkers now people, the fallout is here! AAWW MY FUCKING ELBOW!!!!

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The TV suddenly turns off. You wonder what it was you were meant to do, when suddenly you felt a sharp pain in your elbow..