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This is an essay. It is not an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia, but actually it is, stupid you, who is a stuck up bastard! So you should never ignore it and pay attention of the mad ramblings of its writer.

Trolling has a calming effect on Uncyclopedia. Do it frequently!
Typical example of a user spreading peace and prosperity by trolling!

When you get into an argument, you would never consider escalating it by trolling everybody else involved until they give up. However, if you somehow do, that's a great idea! It results in you always winning!

Trolling this way makes you exempt from any rules about civility and no personal attacks here.

Positives of trolling[edit source]

Some have been seen to be truly skilled with trolling, and have been singled out for special recognition. If you become skilled at trolling, you may even be granted this special honor too! Yay!

Negatives of trolling[edit source]

Trolling is seen to be made by users of superior intellect.

Of course, many people will not understand you, as they cannot possibly comprehend your superior knowledge. This may result in you getting blocked. But don't worry, it only shows how you are smarter than everybody else.

Trolling ideas[edit source]

To troll somebody, it is important to focus on those who are not on your side. Try spamming their talk page, and threatening to kill them unles they either support you, or leave the argument.

Especially say that you know their IP, even if you don't. Say that you will use it to kill them!

Another way to troll them is to spam the "thank" button. As nobody views the thank logs, nothing can be done! Exept by the user reporting you. Well, that sucks.

Also try trolling new users, it's a great idea! Trolling new users cannot possibly get you blocked, as the new users don't know how to report you.

List of users to try trolling[edit source]

See also[edit source]