Half a page
Half of this page is chopped off and you cannot read it. Which sucks for you since you have no idea how to read it!!!
However there is a way. It might work. Theoretically. If you zoom out enough, you may be able to see the whole text on this page. However if you do, The text will be to small for you to read. Too bad.
This page has text. And the text is filler. The filler is to tell the joke. Can you even read this? There is a high chance you will never see 50% of this page. Mostly because I doubt your gonna bother to try. However you will never readd more than 50% of this page's text at once, or I'll suck a sour lemon.
Why are you reading this? The joke is not in teh writing, its in teh subject, dumbass. Can you even see this text here?
Hey here's a philosophical question to make you go mad: did you exist yesterday? Or do you only believe you existed yesterday? Nobody knows. But we will learn the awnser to this question when we figure out what kind of simulation we live in.
Humm dehummm dehummm. Why are you still here?
FUCK OFF! Go bother someone else.
Im tired. Im fucking tired.
Leave me alone.
I said leave me the -- OH HELL WITH YOU!!
I always found it annoying when I mke a type. Argh!! Can I write a single sentance without a type!! Oh Igive up...
Why the hell are you still here? There's no knowledge to be gained on this page. Go harras somebody else. NOW!
I am ever so slightly fucking annoyed with you. Just enough to... Shall we say...
BURN YOU ALIVE!!!1!!
I WILL... Er - un-alive-en? unalive-en? Is that even a word? I dunno. You tell me. What do you mean "no"? I said it, so its clearly a word!