HowTo:Understand
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“Understanding is a bit understated.”
“If you can't understand, try a handstand! Chicken!”
“I prefer standing with one foot on the floor and the other on this guy's neck. Fish!”
– Chuck Norris on the quote above
“Step on me more. Salmon!”
– <insert name here> on the quote above
“Utter crappy bullshit! Elephants!”
– Oscar Wilde on the quote above that weirdo's quote
“If you let something stay above you, almost certainly will it give you a roundhouse kick at some point! Wait, elephants aren't food!”
– Chuck Norris on the quote above
“So we was naming food then? Sosages!”
– Oscar Wilde on the quote above
“Oranges!”
– Chuck Norris on the qote above
“Greens!”
– Jimbo Wales on the quote above
“That's not food! Pizza!”
– Chuck Norris on the quote above
An under stand is what happens when you stand under something.
These are the steps:
- Find something to stand under.
- Find a way to stand under it.
- Write a detailed plan on exactly how to stand under it the fastest. This plan may include not writing a plan at all, and just standing under the thing, but not writing a plan results in a building collapsing on you.
- Do the exact opposite of what the plan says and have sex with your friend's mom.
- Go back to the thing you were gonna stand under.
- Follow the plan and stand under it, all while eating somebody's bogies.
Congratulations! Repeat from step 1 until you understand the meaning of life.
An alternative is to: