User:Shabidoo/Days of the week friendly competition that shabidoo will win and everyone else will fail
(see: this years informal competition for 2014)
Organization[edit | edit source]
So I guess there should be seven of us.
- Happymonkey
- Mattsnow
- Aleister
- Shabidoo
- IFYMB!
- CATTHECONQUEROR
- RedHot
I'll randomly assign the days of the week and paste it all here on Monday. It doesn't have to be an article called "tuesday" (though it could). Could be an unbook...or "Tuesdays make me tingly", UnReviews:Friday the 13th. etc...
And we'll have...say...a week to write it.
And we will all judge each others. Let's say...everyone has to say if an article is "featurable", "okay", "meh", "stub/nothing" or "vfd". And pick your favourite of them all. We assume that we are all nasty users who will strategicaly vote to make sure our articles win...and thats an admirable strategy...but perhaps we should not do that...or make it seem as much as possible that we aren't doing that.
We could also use a name for this. I LOVE the name I've given it (Days of the week friendly competition that IFYMB! will splatter his creative juices all over Happymonkey's mother and everyone else will not) but it's kind of short like Aleisters penis (before it dissapeared in Shabidoo's father's vagina, of course).
How about we all just rate our favourites other than ours from 1 to 6 and use that as a scoring system? That except Shabidoo gets over 9000 points to start with because well... Read the title --Happymonkey39 
Dah Meme Master 18:03, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
Okay...if we pick our favourites...it sounds good. Maybe just the top three. I've never been a fan of 1 five points, 2 four points. How about 1st five points. 2nd three points 3rd one point. Except for shabidoos articles in which all of you will award me infinate points multiplied by the square root of pie. I also like your name for the competition.
DISCUSHION[edit | edit source]
I have no idea what this is but I'll participate! Like I'd have anything more important to do :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zzz 
04:52, 3 September, 2013 (UTC)
- Also I did cum in my pants, thanks a ton Shabs! Zzz
04:57, 3 September, 2013 (UTC)
WHEN WILL DIS START? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 19:16, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- MONDAY :) Let' say at noon...my time zone. Unless your time zone is sexier! --ShabiDOO 20:06, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- What time zone are you? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:15, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- Well...I can tell you confidently that I don't live in the same time zone as Mattsnow. Pfff. I wouldn't be caught dead sharing a sun rise or sun set with that dude. Zheeeesh. --ShabiDOO 21:04, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- HOW about Monday 12 am (UTC)? Zzz 05:04, 4 September, 2013 (UTC)
- Monday September 9 to Monday September 16
- 6pm UTC and kipper eating Brits and drunken wife beating Irish heros!
- (1PM New York time)
- (19.00 Paris/Berlin/Brussels/Madrid/Rome/Zurich/Amsterdam/Copenhagen/Vienna/Oslo/Barcelona)
- (20.00 for homosexual Finish people).
- --ShabiDOO 17:54, 4 September 2013 (UTC)
- Hehehehe, thanks :P This homosexual finn thanks you from the clear instructions. Zzz 04:47, 5 September, 2013 (UTC)
- I think this is a good time so that everyone in each time zone is (in theory) awake at the end. That way we can immediately start the vote rigging! --ShabiDOO 09:38, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
- One, how did you know I was in the homo finish zone, most just think I'd be in the hedro finish zone, but not a chance. 2 can we get a clear list of rules/regulations. I still don't really understand how this will work :P --Happymonkey39
Dah Meme Master 22:19, 7 September 2013 (UTC)
- One, how did you know I was in the homo finish zone, most just think I'd be in the hedro finish zone, but not a chance. 2 can we get a clear list of rules/regulations. I still don't really understand how this will work :P --Happymonkey39
- I think this is a good time so that everyone in each time zone is (in theory) awake at the end. That way we can immediately start the vote rigging! --ShabiDOO 09:38, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
- Hehehehe, thanks :P This homosexual finn thanks you from the clear instructions. Zzz
- HOW about Monday 12 am (UTC)? Zzz
- Well...I can tell you confidently that I don't live in the same time zone as Mattsnow. Pfff. I wouldn't be caught dead sharing a sun rise or sun set with that dude. Zheeeesh. --ShabiDOO 21:04, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- What time zone are you? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:15, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
- MONDAY :) Let' say at noon...my time zone. Unless your time zone is sexier! --ShabiDOO 20:06, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
Rules[edit | edit source]
- On Monday I'll assign a day of the week (randomly) to all seven of us. We will have seven days to write it. You can write whatever you want on any space as long as the day of the week is prominent in the article.
- The following monday all of us will judge each other's work by choosing a top three.
- 5 points for 1st place
- 3 points for 2nd place
- 1 point for 3rd place
- If you select your own article as one of your top three...then we will cancel the whole thing and blame the failure of this competition on you. You will be reminded of this every day as you stare at that screen that blocked users see when their account has been blocked perminantly with a block message that reads as followed: "blocked: because user cannot get enough of eating his own cum in real life he decided to do so as well on uncyclopedia. And then the other users will dance the mash potato.
- The writer with the most points in total from everyone at the end will be the winner. But that's not as important as the loser...who will be the writer with the fewest points...who will be shamed and laughed at and paraded around the village dump with a sign nailed to their head saying how shabidoo won and how they lost the most and how they will burry their head deep in the sand and cry until they create a new ocean of sadness that floods the world and kills everyone except shabidoo and a pack full of lucious hotties.
- We all dance the mash potato.
DAYS ASSIGNED[edit | edit source]
I'm off to bed soon and plan on sleeping for at least 12 hours...assuming I don't get any early morning calls from my Johns to perform any tricks. In any case, I will not be able to dish out the days of the week before the time I said I would. So you lucky lucious luvable lesbians get a few extra hours to try your best to get 2nd place.
I just put on colum of users in alphabetical order and the days in ... ummmm ... day order (?).
| User | Day | Name of article |
|---|---|---|
| Aleister | Monday | Thank God It's Monday |
| Cat the Colourful | Tuesday | Dear president, ban tuesday - So I was sick almost this whole week and I didn't have the energy to write anything at all. I tried something today and I'm not too happy with the result, but I didn't want to leave you people without an article because that'd be just rude. A not very original idea but.. it's just something, ok? Don't be too judgy ;_; Also, waiting for the mash potato-dance, that'll be fun. |
| Happymonkey | Wednesday | User:Happymonkey39/UnNews: The U.S.A cancels Wednesday... Again - I swear on my life I didn't jack Cat's idea... Its funny because I planned on using a Rebbecca Black Gif on my article for obvious reasons but then I saw he already used such... I swear guys, this is just coincidence. But for real, first real article I have written in years... I hope its good. |
| IFYMB! | Thursday | UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore |
| RedHot | Saturday | UnBooks:A diary of my Saturday night |
| Shabidoo | Sunday | Unbooks:Sunday my Sunday |
SCORING[edit | edit source]
You guys are really courageous competiting in this competition. I suppose we should do the scoring to see who got 2nd and 3rd place lol lol lmao lol lulz lulz lurg lurg lurg
Just put 1st place on the line next to my article and then pick your second and third place article and put it on the chart! Good luck guys!!! --ShabiDOO 21:41, 16 September 2013 (UTC)