User talk:RockoRocks

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
	Oh, hello, RockoRocks, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:RockoRocks/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:34, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Jeroen overeem

Hello, it is me, Cat, the one who just welcomed you. It seems you put the article of Jeroen overeem into VFD few moments ago, and today I'm here to tell you about the wonders of QVFD. QVFD is a place where worthy craps like Jeroen overeem are put once immediatly once they are born. QVFD is a plce for much crappier pages than the ones which get to VFD, where an admin check the article and deltes it immediatly without any voting if it is too crappy. By crappy articles I mean pages like Jeroen overeem which are too short/vanity/cyberbullying/in another language/just simply crappy. From now on, if you see an article thaty matches one of these examples, put it on QVFD, not VFD. Thank you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:40, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, and also, I'd like to tell you another thing about QVFD. Go into your preferences, to the 'Gadgets'-section, scroll down to the 'Maintance Gadgets', and there should be a button to allow the QVFD-gadget for your use. With that, you can put crappy pages to QVFD without copying and pasting the name all around. And thank you from your recent contributions! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:45, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Copied from my talkpage:

'I can do that (Did it, thanks from telling me). I remember that you had to do a certain number of edits before you were autoconfirmed (10-20 I'm not so sure). Do something useful and cool and soon you should be autoconfirmed. Also, please sign yourself with the four ~'s so I know who's talking.

So there you go. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:00, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Advisory

Don't leave gibberish stubs everywhere Rockorocks. You only receive a warning as you have made an account and I am humane and merciful Admin. Others of my college will look at this differently. So..take heed. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:53, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

I reverted all your edits, messing around with templates and other such stuff. I read in your user page you want to be constructive..well you haven't made a good start. Anymore nonsense and it will be a ban. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:07, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

Candy Cane

Thank you very much from the candy cane! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:25, 25 December, 2012 (UTC)

No problem--RockoRocks (talk) 19:25, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Template:Hand

Rocko, your addition of this template to several articles does nothing but introduce clutter. If everyone with such an oddball notion of an attribute did so, the article would quickly become unreadable. A hard-to-read article might be absurd, but it doesn't get funnier by making it even harder to read; and our articles should not be hard to read in the first place, the goal being amusing the reader, not amusing you. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 19:32 25-Dec-12

I have removed the template sorry --RockoRocks (talk) 19:38, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, Rocko. Why don't you try your hand at creating a new, funny article? There is a list at Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Spıke ¬ 19:43 25-Dec-12

Well, to be honest i'm happy i'm not blocked or such because recently i've been making some bad edits but i won't do that anymore because i now know what is stupid and what is funny. Contact me if i screw up again or something. Also i'll try to make some of the Requested Articles. Who knows, maybe i can write something really funny. It's just that i don't really have any good ideas. And no, drugs don't help me get ideas.

--RockoRocks (talk) 19:47, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

I can't block anyone, and there is no deadline to write anything. The key is to understand how you are going to make a given article funny. I wouldn't write until you are sure you have such a concept. Or, you could start an article in your own userspace, such as User:RockoRocks/Defibrillator and hope that you'll see a plan after you get started. PS--Please reply here instead of my talk page, so the whole conversation is in the same place. Spıke ¬ 19:52 25-Dec-12

Seriously, write something. The first three articles I wrote were deleted. That was because they were shit. And also because I didn't know you could write stuff in your own USER name, and then develop them a bit before moving them into the mainspace. Either that, or find the list of articles in need of help and just a few bits - no one could object to that. Also, thanks for the vote--Sog1970 (talk) 21:17, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

SEarch for "Category:Articles to be expanded" and add to one of the articles. They're all slated as being to short and they'll only get deleted if you don't improve them. And if you make them worse they'll just get deleted anyway or reverted to how they were before. the sooner you start writing bullshit the better. The world needs more BS--Sog1970 (talk) 21:24, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

RE:VFD

Bizzeebeaver already answered you in my talkpage. You have to get 'autoconfirmed' (stick with us few days and you'll be that.) to edit the page. Be patient and shall be rewarded. Or cursed. I actually don't know which one is worse... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:38, 27 December, 2012 (UTC)