User talk:TheHauntingHour2

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	Oh, hello, TheHauntingHour2, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TheHauntingHour2/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Hey, what are you doing? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:20, 12 June, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, TheHauntingHour2

Don't do that. Don't put ICU's on pages that are made like hundred years ago. They're short in purpose, now do something useful for instance. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:42, 13 June, 2013 (UTC)

lol ok sorry for calling you dude. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:09, 14 June, 2013 (UTC)

oh yeah and don't edit my userpage, it's purposely wrong. It's something that the broken-IRC bot said, as well as everything else there of the bigger sentences. Wrong in purpose, you see. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:59, 14 June, 2013 (UTC)

I call you how I want. Now please stop complaining about unimportant stuff and do something important and constructive for the site thank you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:06, 17 June, 2013 (UTC)

Why?

Why are you erasing everything and then reverting it? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 14:31, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

Because I don't want to make any more unconstructive edits. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:34, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

What?

What the hell is this? I thought you were supposed to stop doing unconstructive edits. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:31, 24 June, 2013 (UTC) I made a user page for Vtec2008. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 01:46, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

ummm

Are you okay in the head? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:25 27 June 2013

Yes. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 02:25, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Really? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:31 27 June 2013

Yeah. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 02:32, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

I love you. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:32 27 June 2013

Hello

Hello. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:54 8 July 2013

Can I be an admin? TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 16:52, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Can I be an admin? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:52 10 July 2013

I hope we can both be admins. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 21:59, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Where can I be admin?

Where can I be an admin? TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:11, 19 July 2013 (UTC)

Try Uncyclopedia. Altough I'm warning you, those guys are pretty strict of who's an admin and who's not. Best of fuck! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:07, 19 July, 2013 (UTC)

Contribs

I have to tell you once again that your contributions have been crap. I would like you to know that do NOT add construction-tags on a page which already has an ICU on it. Also, construction-tags do not even work like that. You can't add the user's name on a const-tag, because it then reads as 'The adder would like to you know: '<usernamehere>''. You see the problem? They don't work like that. If you have any questions about editing this site, you know whom to ask from. It seems the fucking welcome-template UP THERE ^ AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE didn't help you at all. I also don't believe you even took a look on it anyways. Ask me if you have any problems, ok? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:58, 27 July, 2013 (UTC)

AH WHAT THE FUCK?! I look over your edits and I see nothing else than crap. I only saw one good contrib where you moved a file into a better name, that's an ok edit. So here's some hints to be a little bit better:

1. STOP TOUCHING PICTURES! Do not even TRY to revert anything, that's unuseful. The pictures are the way they are, reverting them is a waste of time and we don't want your reverting on that area. AND I've noticed a certain bug around Uncyclopedia, involving file reverting, and when you do your shit, it brakes up everything. STOP IT. DON'T EDIT ANY PICTURES OK?
2. STOP REVERTING PEOPLE WHO HAVE REVERTED YOUR CRAPPY EDITS! You see, there's reasons why we have reverted you. That is because your edits have been, howshouldisayit, bad. Reverting pro users and admins only end with you banned.

And last, but not least, you should seriously stop messing around on other articles/files etc. Write an article yourself, stop touching others. That only makes things complicated, ok? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:09, 27 July, 2013 (UTC)

Ok. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 15:55, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

WHAT?!?!?!

I WANNA BE UNBLOCKED!!!!! IMMA SORRY FOR DOING BAD STUFF!!!!!!!!! TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 16:01, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

Wait a week, and you shall be unblocked. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:04, 28 July, 2013 (UTC)

UNTIL AUGUST?!?!?!?! TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 00:45, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I AM SORRY! TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 11:48, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

Cat was rather strict with you because you probably still do not understand how the site works. Very often admins block users immediately if they (users) revert them (admins). And these users do not get unblocked often. So I am afraid you have to wait. Meanwhile, not to get blocked again, while you are banned, study very carefully the welcoming at the beginning of your talk page, as you seem to have forgoteen about it. Anton (talk) 12:55, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

I understand how the site works. I apologize. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:10, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

That's not that bad. You can ask RAHB to unblock you. Anton (talk) 13:24, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

I don't see how the ban stops HH from anything as HE'S TALKING AND RESPONSING HERE EVEN WHILE BLOCKED. HauntingHour, wait a week, or use this IP to contribute.

Also, Anton, HH's been warned before but he hasn't understood it before, so the part about admins blocking users immediatly is valid in this case. He's/she's been warned few times before, hopefully HH you'll understand something this time. Welcome back after a week, mate. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:54, 31 July, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, I see that his block only disables his possibility to create an account, so I bet he is still free to edit. But I think that before this he considered his actions a joke and now he understood everything and I personally feel that he is ready to be unbanned. Anton (talk) 16:06, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

I have to disagree with that, but hell, it's RAHB who decides it anyways. We'll see for his answer then. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:10, 31 July, 2013 (UTC)

Sure. Anton (talk) 16:39, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

The block disables editing except for editing the talk page. There's a check box that says "don't allow user to edit talk page" which is left unchecked by default. Most people usually don't try to edit their talk pages though which is why it seems weird. Anton, when you posted further up there you removed my last message. It wasn't particularly important so I'm not going to bother replacing it, but do be careful with that. Double-check after editing talk pages. If HH could explain in more certain terms exactly what it is that he/she is sorry for and did wrong then I could unban him/her. Otherwise a week is a perfectly reasonable time period considering previous warnings and the neglectful behavior he/she has exhibited. -RAHB 00:09, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Ok. I think it is only here that I delete previous comments. It has never happened on uncyclowikia. I am already trying to double check everything but I will try even harder. Anton (talk) 08:17, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm going to see if I can get the tech team to find out what the issue is. You said you were using an iPad or something, right? -RAHB 09:20, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Yes. Anton (talk) 09:56, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Hey

If you do get unbanned, maybe I can help you out. There are ways you can become a notable Uncyclopedian without having to get yourself banned. RedHot (talk) 09:31, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

You can even get adopted by someone. See the welcome template. Anton (talk) 09:56, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Yes, please HH, the welcome-template isn't there just for looking cool. Read it through, it can help you with several ways. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:57, 1 August, 2013 (UTC)

I read the welcome template. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 15:34, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Please.

Get me out of Uncyclopedia Jail. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 16:57, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

You will be out of there very soon. Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. And see the talk above for more information about your block. Anton (talk) 19:19, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

Okay, seriously?

Your ban expires and you go right back to reverting an image that Cat has had to tell you not to revert already. What's the deal, mama? -RAHB 13:16, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

I censored an image so that the wiki doesn't delete it. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:17, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Well you're a fucking twat-headed idiot, because we don't delete uncensored images here. And you're reverting cat again on another article. Stop it. -RAHB 13:19, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Ok. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:22, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Fuck HauntingHour2, do that again and I will personally make sure you won't ever again contribute on this fucking site. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:21, 7 August, 2013 (UTC)

Which page?

Which page on Uncyclopedia can make me an administrator? TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:21, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

UN:BGBU if you read the whole thing will make you an administrator. -RAHB 13:23, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

I read the whole thing. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:30, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Redirecting images doesn't work. -RAHB 13:38, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

I applied better names to images. I also read the beginner's guide. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:39, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

You didn't apply better names, you tried to redirect to them and that doesn't work. Also, don't try to "apply better names" to things that are already knocking around. That can screw with the link system. -RAHB 13:46, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Oh now I see, you've been moving them. DEFINITELY don't do that. Because it super screws with the linking system. So stop. -RAHB 13:47, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

I will block users.

I want to block users. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 21:13, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Why do you want to block users? -RAHB 23:59, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Because I like being an admin. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 15:54, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Have you tried that yet? Anton (talk) 17:56, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

No. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 01:04, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

HauntingHour, I think that you really want to contribute to the site but don't know how. For example, the things that you did to images do not really work and, unfortunately, you normally do not become an admin after several weeks of contributions only. And I am afraid that you want to be an admin only to block users? Well, that is not very kind. Sorry. I will advise you to take an extremely close look at the welcome template because it will tell you about everything you can do in order to help uncyclopedia. And I apologize to you for everything this site's users said to you but, you know, sometimes people get very angry if you repeat something which is not meant to be done over and over again. Anton (talk) 09:54, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Uh Anton, I'd like to ask that exactly what are you apologizing? We've been rude for a reason. Being polite with a user like HH just won't work. Please don't ask for forgiveness for us Anton. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:22, 7 August, 2013 (UTC)

Well, this is not you who apologized but me. And I always try to be polite with everyone. Anton (talk) 10:56, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Bro

Do you even lift? But seriously, look at what the adminses have done. See their user rights log. Almost nobody gets opped as fast as you. Even I have a ways to go before being opped. Also, your username sucks ass. And so do you. And so do your edits. Admins are opped by popular vote, and quite frankly, you're not popular. This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose> <option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>PF4Eva's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's PF4Eva has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>

This message is funny because if you take it out of context it sounds like Denza is talking to himself. -RAHB 00:38, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

I lift. Also, do not think my contributions suck. My username does not suck, and so does me. If you swear at me one more time, your blocks will suck ass. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 01:06, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Dude, you don't even have autopatrolled. Wait until you have Rollbacks, autopatrolled, and a few features under your belt. Then, your request for ops will be taken more seriously. Until then, I'm going to laugh at you.

if(user:TheHauntingHour2 != rollback || autopatrolled || feature writer) {

for(double i=0; i<999999999999; i++)    {      System.out.println("LOL U SUK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, pwn't n00bl3t!");        }

Also, to add insult to injury...

Penis. That is all.

sincerely, --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 01:59, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Ladies, please holster your penises and retreat to a safe distance from each other, or there will be free bans handed out at the next circle-jerk. That is all. Thank you for your attention. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Aug 8 '13 2:06 (UTC)

I need to do some coding. I'll leave this fine user to you BB. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:08, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm talking to you on IRC right now and it's pretty obvious that you're not "doing some coding". -RAHB 02:12, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Dude, I'm multitasking, ya whore. Damn, I may be developing PENIS tourettes syndrome. GOAT you #uncyclopedia, GOAT YOU TO CHEESE! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:15, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

???

Can I edit more stuff? I was going to change the logo on the "Nuke" page, but I couldn't.

Because you need to stop being a daft idiot. Write something new of your own, or do spellchecking or listing on QVFD or something useful. Stop changing images and using the revert button. You're blocked for a day because you still seem to have not got that through your thick skull. -RAHB 11:45, 8 August 2013 (UTC)