Forum:I'm Sick of the Fact That There Are No New Forums!

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When I went onto Forum:BHOP today and there are only two forums that are still active as of this month. So I decided to call to action a new, new forum where we can talk about whatever garbage we want. I'm all ears, until you give me so much trash on this forum they get stuffed. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:47, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Forums are so last year. Now everybody takes pictures of their food and uploads them to the internet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Let's face it, these forums have become obsolete; tossed into the bin of irrevability for all of time to see. RedHot (talk) 06:27, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Hmmmm. I still think it's a great way to express your opinions with other users and trying to hear what their response to such is. User:Matthlock/sig2 14:39, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, don't be such a party pooper, RedHot. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:41 30 May 2013

So does anybody want to know what I'll let you talk about in this forum? User:Matthlock/sig2 15:56, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

The fact that there are no new forums? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:57 30 May 2013

Yes. That and everything! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:07, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Section

Who do you like better? The Stones or the Beatles? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:07, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

I think the Rolling Stones are better than the Beatles, and anybody who disagrees with me can go censor themselves. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:37, 31 May 2013 (UTC)

Dude, The Shaggs are better than the Stones and the Beatles put together. Get with it, man. -RAHB 03:53, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Dude, I got to check out the Shaggs. I'll find them on last.fm, once I stop listening to the Bright Eyes and feeling sorry for myself. User:Matthlock/sig2 04:17, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude? Yeah, man. -RAHB 04:25, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. Listening to the Bright Eyes' pity ballads can be an addiction. Especially if you feel bad and you want to make yourself feel better by comparison. User:Matthlock/sig2 04:33, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Woah, the Shaggs are awesome. Solid groove and a great hook! Yeah!.... - S^tr_ai_nj¹_...TALK 21:28, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

Articles? Opinions?

I've written 19 mainspace articles in the past year. I guess that ruins my dreams of being the Terrence Malick of Uncyclopedia. You know. Write two articles, and then disappear for two decades without a trace, only to return a pet project you've been working on for years. Oh well, maybe I can be the Gus Van Sant of Uncyclopedia. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:13, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

Vote for Matthlock as God Admin in 2018!

That's in 2018, 5 years from now. By then, I'll be 22 and I'll probably be more experienced. Plus, some other users might be dead by then, or something. Whatever. What do you say? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:31, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22, everything's gonna be alright if you keep me next to you. And you don't know about me, but I think you want to, everything's gonna be alright if, we just keep dancin' like we're 22-oooh, 22-oooh! Lord Scofield Stark 10:49, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

Is that Taylor Swift? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:40, 28 June 2013 (UTC)

No! Vote Denza as supreme ultra admin! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:12, 28 June 2013 (UTC)

Okay, DungeonSiegeAddict510. Cool. I won't be God-Admin, I just want to be normal admin. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:53, 28 June 2013 (UTC)

Dick cheese

Is anybody listening anymore?!? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:21, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Dick cheese? Mmmmmmm Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:41, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Dick cheese, make me. User:Matthlock/sig2 15:56, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

You mean Richard Cheese? --EMC ^[TALK] 13:59 Jun 18 2013

Nice. So now we know what EMC listens to. Hey, Mochilla, do you have a Last.fm account? If not, get one. It's what all the cool Uncyclopedians are doing these days. And when you get one, don't forget to friend me. I'm AwesomeMatthew. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:34, 20 June 2013 (UTC)

And in case anybody is wondering who the fish on my Last.fm profile is, it's Klaus from American Dad! User:Matthlock/sig2 22:28, 20 June 2013 (UTC)

Nobody was wondering that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:35, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Well, now you know. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:23, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Matth, that Richard Cheese thing is a cover/parody cover of System of a Down's 'Chop Suey', in case you wondered :) Listen to the original one, it's 200% better. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:10, 30 June, 2013 (UTC)

I'm Back

Good to my promise, I have returned to Uncyclopedia. School just ended 66 minutes ago. Whoo! I made it out of another school year in one piece. And I did pretty good. The one class I was really worried about, Algebra 2, I passed with a final grade of a C-. I guess all that quadruple checking I did on the final really paid off.

Anyway, I'll be here more often now that school has ended. I'm excited about my grades. I think I got an A in Science, which is pretty good....or at least for a guy like me. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:06, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

So now we're both having a summer break eh? WOHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:28, 13 June, 2013 (UTC)

YEA BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 22:21, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

Whatever happened to Mr. Mhaille?

How many of you remember Mhaille? I do. He was one of the few Brits I could trust, because he didn't spit on my Irish ancestors.

Anyway, it looks like he hasn't been here since November. God, do I miss him. I liked him way better than ChiefjusticeDS. At least you could tell what gender Mhaille was, unlike ChiefjusticeDS, who I seriously can't tell is a man or a woman. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS, really.

Anyway, since this is my forum, we should use to get Mhaille back. He was a good guy. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:22, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

I heard he moved to the Wikia-site or something. And yeah, we miss him too. Or at least I miss him. I mean we all miss him. I guess. *snif* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:18, 24 June, 2013 (UTC)

Yes, and Ms. ChiefjusticeDS just didn't cut it. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiitt! That honky mama be dissin' on my Irish heritage, beitch! User:Matthlock/sig2 17:14, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Chief did tell me that the many a on his page is just there to make him feel pretty. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:05, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Chief is a man? User:Matthlock/sig2 22:13, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:14 27 June 2013

Oh my god/goddess! User:Matthlock/sig2 23:01, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

[1] - One of my first mangas I ever read. Gotta love it <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:11, 30 June, 2013 (UTC)

Ugh, i still gotta read that one, thanks for reminding me Cat. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:39, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Last I heard he's burning in Mhell. --EMC ^[TALK] 13:10 Jul 1 2013

Wait, are you talking about Mhaille or ChiefjusticeDS? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:02, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

I think he's talking about Chief. Mhaille is in Mheaven. User:Matthlock/sig2 16:29, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Sorry I wasn't here on July 3rd or July 4th

I was hiking with my brothers all day on the 3rd, and I spent all the 4th honoring my country. You know. I HEARD IT IN THE WIND AND I SAW IT IN THE SKY. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:47, 5 July 2013 (UTC)

Now, Soundgarden truly is the American dream. Their guitarist Kim Thayil came from an underprivileged Indian family yet rose all the way to become one of the most beloved grunge guitarists of all time, especially since there were very few grunge bands that everybody knows about anyway. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:55, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

Mom: [Knocks on bathroom door] "Matthlock? Honey? Are you okay? You've been in there a long time."

Mattlock: "Don't come in! I'm honoring my country!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:42, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

My mom is dead. So leave her out of this. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:59, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

Oh, and check this out.

Modus's mom: [Knocks on bathroom door] "Modusoperandi? Honey? Are you okay? You've been in there a long time."

Modusoperandi: "Don't come in! I'm doing a moose!" User:Matthlock/sig2 03:14, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

This is what Canada looks like, y'all. I was amazed there was no Timoty Horton's in the mall. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:56, 23 July 2013 (UTC)

Where do you think the picture was taken from? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:52, 23 July 2013 (UTC)

I was surprised that Canadian malls don't look that much different from American malls. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:52, 24 July 2013 (UTC)

Counting to 6,000

5,994. Almost there. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:42, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

5,995. Getting there. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:44, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

5,996. Can almost see it. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:44, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

5,997. I can see it, am not far now. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:44, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

5,998. Is gleaming at me now. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:45, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

5,999. Promised land I come! User:Matthlock/sig2 00:45, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

6,000 MMMMMMMM! REACHED MY 6,000TH EDIT ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! NOW WHAT? HUH? NOW WHAT? NOW I'M ONLY 1,000 EDITS AWAY FROM MY 7,000TH EDIT! User:Matthlock/sig2 00:47, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Wow. That's impressive. 4,000 more and you get to be soylent green. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:19, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

But soylent green is people! User:Matthlock/sig2 01:23, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

I adopted an Indian child

It feels good to adopt. I adopted DungeonSiegeAddict510. May this fill the gap between good Indo-American relationships, and may it also fill the gap in my heart. After all, I've had bad experiences with Indian people ever since this scary Indian woman at the circus told me my future when I was 5 years old.

Now I think I'd be good at fathering an Indian child. Here's my rule about being adopted father of Indian child: Father knows best, so don't question daddy when he steals your copy of the Kama Sutra. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:44, 18 July 2013 (UTC)

Monday, July 29th, will mark two years since my first edit on Uncyclopedia as Matthlock

That's right, bitches. I first edited on Uncyclopedia as "Matthlock" on July 29, 2011. The world has changed since then and so have I, but this site is still great...sort of.

Anyway, I have accomplished my dream of being a regular Uncyclopedia user and not having a single biopic about me in the UnSignpost. Man, is my life great! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:26, 27 July 2013 (UTC)

Is it monday today? If it is then good user-birthday and congratulates for not quitting. Takes a lot of balls to waste so much good life for a crappy site like this! *hugs and kisses* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:27, 29 July, 2013 (UTC)