User:Aggin19/Ways to come out
THIS IS NOT RELATED TO HowTo:Come Out of the Closet.
For celebrating my first coming out (as bi),i've decided to make this article! I didn't came out to my parents yet,just on some social media.
The Basic Ways[edit | edit source]
1.Simply say "I'm bi"
2.Through a song,or the initials of your sexuality being put through a song.
3.Through a reference (such as:"The enemy was a bee and it said:I am a bee!" or creating a group chat called "The Closet" then leave the group chat).
4.PARTY TIME!!! PUT CLICHE DISCO MUSIC AND A BIG BANNER SAYING "I'M BI" WITH PHOTOS OF BOYS AND GIRLS COMBINED AND DANCE QUITE LASCIVE
5.The "Deck The Halls" method - Singing the song in front of the expected person and when you reach the third line,you say:"Don we now our what I am apparel,". 10/10 success rate.
6.Putting the bisexual flag as your desktop/phone/tablet/console wallpaper,and leaving it there for the parents.
7.Through non-verbal situations:It can be as simple as an "I'm bi" on a paper,or as complex as a Blender animation.
8.Through a theatre play,in which at some point you reveal it.
9.Just think about it. Make up your own thing,but it's important to just COME OUT!
Suggestion for an epic coming out[edit | edit source]
The extended family sits on the wide couch. You start the representation.
You're in an endless,dark,blue-tinted,corridor-sided cold room,shivering. Cue whooshing sounds through your DOLBY. You want help. People (your classmates) walk around the corridors of the room. You try to approach them desperately,but no one gives you attention. Until some alive monster (one of your friends) runs with a pretty scary costume and chases you around all of the corridors. You are exhausted,and the monster is ready to eat you,but a person (your bestie) slaps the monster's back with a frying pan and the monster faints,then the person approaches you and does a handshake,then the person says:"How did you got into this situation?" Then you say:"I don't know,just woke up in this weird place!" Then the person says:"Cold? Here,take this coat." You put the coat on you and then you say:"There has been only one reason.",then look at the extended family. Cue emotional dramatic incidental music through your DOLBY. Then look back at the person,make a 10-second pause,and then loudly whisper to her:"I'm identifying myself as a...bisexual." You IMMEDIATELY end the play after this moment.
Everyone will be shocked. Then cheer! Then hug you. Then telling you how to be a perfect bi! All of the extended family is pleased to hear this news,bla bla bla...
BUT YOU CAN GET THE ALTERNATE ENDING IF MOST OF YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY IS HOMOPHOBIC:Your mom (or any other close person) walks up angrily to you and says to the quite angered group "OK,that's it,party's over" and then she will forcefully slap you in the face and force you to go to your room for SOME HOURS.