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A Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer is the person who can memorize the whole name of "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".

AND I'M ONE OF THEM!

List of notable Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizers[edit | edit source]

  • Almost ALL of the people from Wales
  • Some lucky people there
  • Me (the original creator)

Being a Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer can be hard,but if you practice,you can do it in less than 30 minutes!

How to become a Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer[edit | edit source]

Repeat the part that you know,then add the "Llanfair". Then,memorize "pwll","gwyn" and the "gyll",and now glue then together to make "Llanfairpwllgwyngyll". Then,memorize "gogery" and "chwyrn",and glue them together to the remembered form,which makes "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn". Repeat it in your head until you memorize it. Then,memorize "drobw" and "llllanty" and glue them together to the remembered form. Then memorize "siliogogogoch" and now glue it for god's sake. Now,repeat the whole name in your head until you memorize it. All of this can be done in under 30 minutes!

The motto of all of the Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizers[edit | edit source]

There is no America's Got Talent franchise without a Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer going up on stage!

The theme song of all of the Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizers[edit | edit source]

Coming at you,SHOCK!

Doing things at you,SHOCK!

Based on some hard speaking,

That is a talent...

[progressive rock instrumental break]

All that we care,us,are:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! [x2]

[progressive rock instrumental break]

Meeting with a Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer[edit | edit source]

Guy:OK,show me your talent.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Guy:[Surrounded by shock,he instantly turns white,jaw dropped to floor,gets onto his knees,hands shake,face shriveled by shock,he has a seizure,his hair goes up,his brain starts to bleed,his nose falls off,his hair turns rock hard and he finally explodes into yellow gas.]