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This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

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This user is a white fanatical furnace that likes to add while putrefying baffling terracottas ablate his daydream.
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Usb! No, really!


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TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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True plato.jpg This user is a philosopher.
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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0 This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
0 This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
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Eat up.
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au-NThis user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.

en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.

zh-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 中文.

la-EThis user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.

fr-EThis user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

de-EThis user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

ja-EThis user only speaks 日本語 because it was a required course in school.

id-EThis user only speaks Indonesian because it was a required course in school.

bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
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GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
LV-1 This user considers him/herself a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!