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This is da Archieve. Feel free to puke on it.



Hello, Cat the Colourful, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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You got the welcome mat but no one else seems to have noticed you until you get a Noob of the Month award. Keep up the good work! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:35, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you! - Cat the Colourful, cat who are just right now proud!
If you want to get a snazzier signature, ask Lyrithya. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:34, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Romartus, Romartus, Romartus... what will I ever do with you? Well, besides huggles and... er... nevermind.

Anyway, Cat. Colourful. Userperson. I got mildly annoyed (or perhaps I'm just cranky due to not eating or sleeping; apparently Mountain Dew isn't actually a viable substitute for either of those, after all) and fixed your signature for you. In the future, however, please be sure to close your html tags. It's kind of important in templates, signatures especially, as... well, in this case everything after your signature was rendering beige. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:01, 7 December, 2010

I have made some changes and added a couple of pictures to your unfinished story HowTo:Not_die_when_eating_mushrooms. I don't want to add anymore so that you work on this a bit more. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:34, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png

I fixed your signature again. Missed a span. Just one, which is an improvement, but could you please, please, for the love of all things shiny, use the preview button, as well as test it with text below it, in the future? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:47, 14 December 2010

Yes, sorry Lyrithia, The Colourful Cat begs for mercy... - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png

Oh, don't... just try to get it right in the future, that's all I ask. Don't mind my pleading and general psychosis, seriously; everyone makes mistakes. Also, could you be a dear and use a timestamp? Looks like you're only using three ~ things; use four when you sign? Or are you doing something else entirely? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:22, 16 December 2010

Im not really sure, but this is what you wanted? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png06:25, 16 December, 2010

Yesh, thank you. *beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:32, 16 December 2010

Damn, I came here to score some catnip, and I don't see the catnip. Must have been all used up by you guys who got here ahead of me. Meow. Aleister 13:44 20 12

Yesh, that happensh rheally offten... That ish vhery shad, you.. bhutterfly. Mheow. *kills aleister* Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 14:36, December 20, 2010

Nip... cat... whooo... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:56, 20 December 2010

Ginger Biscuit[edit]

Restored to userspace as requested. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:33, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanx! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 10:34, December 30, 2010


What you added back, we call "listcruft," but I don't care that much, as long as the singles don't come back. But I am not mucking with your article because I like SOAD but because it is nominated for deletion. So one would think you'd vote to save it. (PS--The above signature had an excess, unterminated <small> whose effect slopped over to my message.) Spıke ¬ 11:57 30-Dec-10

So i forget it again. Damn. But now i fixed it. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png


You have been chosen to be thanked for placing your signature on the dotted line, without asking unnecessary questions, within the confines of the law. Good job! —TOSSER WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) 12:53, December 30, 2010[11:53 30 December 2010]

I have learned from wiewing the source of some pages. Handy... Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 12:53, December 30, 2010


I’m Ukrainian, not Russian. We are have really difference. But not in Christmas (we all have Christmas January 7). Thank you so much for congratulation, and I'm sorry, I have terrible English. --This user is administrator of Inciklopedia. Vox 16:20, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Dammit! Well, thats okay, i have terrbile english, too, im finnish. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png
There was a Finn on IRC Chat the other day, sleeptyper, we compared our snowstorms. Spıke ¬ 15:30 2-Jan-11
I laugh in the general direction of your snowstorms. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:20, 2 January 2011
Mein? Sorry, but i dont use IRC-gallery. I dont use Facebook, i dont use twitter, i dont use myspace, i dont use massenger... You cannot actually find me anywhere, im just here... (Damn i deserved my n00b-award) Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 08:01, January 3, 201
Massenger? I don't use it either. Also, what's IRC? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree.jpg 15:32, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Oops, sorry, messenger. Also if you do not know what is IRC-gallery, put it into google. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 07:45, January 7, 2011

I thought you needed a dance...[edit]

From one of your own kind!

Disco cat.gif

Meow! Meow... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 21:19, January 8, 2011 (UTC)


Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:49, 17 January 2011

Yes, times had changed... And i think that times will change many times.. Or something. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 12:02, January 18, 2011
... the times will change other times? --~ Myg.png Myg2.png 18:59, January 18, 2011 (UTC)


Congrats from a former Noob of the Month in, hmm, I think about 1909. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:12, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

What about me? --~ Myg.png Myg2.png 13:28, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
1909? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 06:07, January 20, 201
You guys are such noobs... *shakes head bemusedly* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:10, 20 January 2011
Yay! --~ Myg.png Myg2.png 14:10, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

System of a Down[edit]

Sorry, I reverted your recent change. A second example doesn't make it funnier, as it is less outrageous than the first, and the hidden meaning here is less outrageous than the unhidden one.

Also, it's quiero, not quero--querer is a stem-changer. Nos vemos Spıke ¬ 12:03 31-Jan-11

Nah, you dont need to apologise, I did not just think of that, and some people has reverted before... *look`s Sycamore suspicious*

And I`m not so good in Spanish, so it does`nt matter... Much...Look at what I got! Cat the Colourful Well... look again!06:53, February 1, 2011

Hi there,[edit]

Cat the Colourful, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are alt-namespace category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:04, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanx! So... Who`s ready foooor JUDGING!!! Look at what I got! Cat the Colourful Well... look again! 13:o7, February 1, 2011

Law & Order: Puritan New England[edit]

I nominated it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:45, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wonderful! You won PLS! Gongratulations! Great job that it really won PLS, `cause it was simply best! Look at what I got! Cat the Colourful Well... look again! 06:01, February 15, 2011

Just want you to get it straight[edit]

I created Fuck ChiefjusticeDS in October 2010. The original article is here. It was nominated for featured, but then it was huffed by Mordillo. It was then hacked up, abd Lyrithya finished it off and made it better. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:33, February 21, 2011 (UTC)


Happymonkeywinter2011.jpg ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, i`m too busy at Wednesday. I`m not in. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 10:55, February 26, 2011

Super happy monkey competition topic[edit]

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Would you rather keep...[edit]

Being a pimp is a big responsibility or Being a pimp is a great responsibility? Let me know which and I'll huff the other - unless, that is, you have some logical reason for keeping both. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:14, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya pointed me in the direction of your request on Zombiebaron's page. The deed is done. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:28, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Thanx! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 10:58, March 4, 2011

Olay happy monkey[edit]


Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:25, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Move it![edit]

I don't like what you did with UnBooks:There's a black hole in my coffee. You missed the point of it and it wasn't funny. Please move the title back and ask my permission before making drastic-ass changes like that. Thank you.--Egalitarian Aspie 19:59, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 31 March 2011

Lollipop Delivery[edit]

--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. You did it! You did my rainbow lollipop! YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`m happy. thanx. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 04:50, April 4, 2011
No problem. All in a day's work. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:20, April 4, 2011 (UTC)


Why are you tagging that with {{construction}}? It's on QVFD and that IP will almost certainly never come back to work on it. You're just letting it stay here for 7 days. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:13, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. I had no idea it could be there. I have never even heard of something like QVFD, but now I know. Thanx, and sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat.png 05:16, April 4, 2011
No problem. Stuff like that (a couple of poorly written sentences) is usually just waiting for an admin to come by and kill it. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:18, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

Help W/ Sig[edit]

Hey Cat, i was looking at your sig and tried to customize the time/date and all i see is {{{1}}} {{{2}}} {{{3}}} {{{4}}}.

So i was wondering if you would tell me what i did wrong with the code? Thanks...User:Whyamidoingthis/sig2

You need a separate file to feed the date parameters into it. See User_talk:Lyrithya#Sig_Question for the full and confusimacated explanation I tried to give before giving up. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:43, 8 April 2011
Oh hell, don`t ask me. I`m now few months old, but I am still one of the n00best. So keep asking from Lyrithya, but if you have still any questions about cats, I would like to answer. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:09, 11 April, 2011 (UTC)
How many male calicoes have you known? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:26, 11 April 2011
Err... what the fuck is calicoe? Is it a color or something? Or cat? ??? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:01, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
Calico... kind of cat, the multicoloured ones, like that one in the picture... like you. Unless I mixed up the word. Is this the point at which we suffer both translation and memory problems? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:24, 12 April 2011
I`m not so sure... Do we have, perhaps, even a same medication? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:26, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
Crap, er... we might. What are you taking? Does it involve... tuna? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:31, 12 April 2011
Wait, I look from the backside... Umm... there says it includes tuna... tuna... tuna... tuna... tuna... bit of antibiots... marinated tuna... tuna with cheese... salmon... what a surprise... rice... rice?... and tuna. Well then, yours? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:36, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
I know for a fact Lyrithya is on pure jet fuel. Because I'm a doctor. For pretend. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:38, 12 April 2011
Jet Fuel... Wait, I have that too! Yay! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:39, 12 April, 2011 (UTC)
And tuna! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:27, 14 April 2011


Urinating fountain.jpg

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Just reviewed this. Keep working on it Jackofspades.png (talk) 04:12, 9 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

There is a chance, but Zombiebaron and SOAUU can see what they did.[edit]

You can call me "muthafucka". I don't mind. And if there is a chance, I would be getting Zombiebaron to inspect. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 12:40, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

There is a chance, but Zombiebaron and SOAUU can see what they did.[edit]

You can call me "muthafucka". I don't mind. And if there is a chance, I would be getting Zombiebaron to inspect. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 12:40, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

That UnSignposty thing[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

About competition[edit]

No, during the contest, participants cannot write in their userspace. Only after the competition can you move your written articles to your userspace. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 05:47, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Aah, thanks for information. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:53, 28 April, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:15, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:18, 5 May 2011


I don't know who you are, you're new since last I departed. However, I saw your welcome template on a noob's page I was telling off, and decided I like you. Something about that reference to African Finns. As a result of Finland being on its way to being the #1 holiday resort for Somali Pirates and their clans, I decided to move out of the way, before things get dirty. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:20, 5 May

Thanks Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:27, 5 May, 2011 (UTC)

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:43, 12 May 2011


~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:07, 19 May 2011


I just got done editing it according to your review, what do you think? I decided against making it longer because I couldn't find a place where I could add something without breaking the flow of the article, and I didn't want to change the ending because I like ending on such a short note like that, but I did change the caption of the bottom image so it would end more smoothly. I hope you like it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:24, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, now it`s a bit nicer. Oh, and I found the text under the template. Hilarious. Didn`t find it in the first time. Very funny. Thanx. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:36, 23 May, 2011 (UTC)
No, thank you! I've never gotten so much praise for one article ever. Thanks again. --It's my fucking birthday, goddammit. Worship me. 15:41, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Not that writing is the only important thing around here[edit]

Reviews are important, too. Help writers get their articles to be better, when done well. Even when not so well, for that matter, but I digress. Thing is, I suspect you could do rather well at the things if you'd just go more in-depth; the two you've done really weren't, but they do show potential.

What I'm saying is please, keep it up, just say a little more. Think about the person's article and how they can improve it; reread the guidelines, perhaps, but also maybe look at other folks' reviews for ideas what to do with yours, what to talk about and suggest and advise. In my experience, examples tend to be a lot more helpful than anything else, at least. I'd suggest looking at the Steel Kidneys in particular - some of them have review lists, and they tend to be pretty good at it in general. Flamingo's and ChiefjusticeDS' reviews also tend to be rather excellent, but finding them is a little harder as they don't keep lists.

Anyhow, I hope this helps, and I hope to see you around the review land some more, as well. I also hope the moose doesn't get you, but that's harder to do anything about, unfortunately. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:05, 22 May 2011

I knew this would happen. But, anyway, I`ll try to focus on my Pee Reviews. Btw, I saw the reviews that you`ve made, but I thought that thatkind reviews are too massive to me. I mean that one to Blackflamino`s article. Hrrh. Guesss did I sleep last night? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:38, 23 May, 2011 (UTC)
Eeeeh, don't look at mine. They're bad examples. Ramble and whatnot. Chief's, his are better. Shorter, too. But have you seen this, by any chance? Ones marked yes on the top maintenance table thing, that's what we want, really. And good gods, please don't talk to me about sleep. o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:50, 23 May 2011


You confuse the hell out of me. That you manage to do it without even being annoying about it (at least that I can tell) is nothing short of amazing, however, as usually confusing people tend to be quite annoying.

You're kind of awesome, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:39, 23 May 2011

I knew that this could happen... Something really went terrible wrong last day. And why? Blame GIMP. It`s a long story, and I`m too tired to tell that, but yes, YES, I CONFUSE PEOPLE!!! YAY!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:41, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
Have you sorted it out? Anyhow, I could do to learn from you, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:17, 24 May 2011

I KNOW![edit]

You are from Finland. --Mimo&maxus 10:20, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

YOU KNEW! And, how do you know it? Wait, i think how, but let me hear your epic story first. So YOU were the one spying me in my bedroom. Grrh. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:15, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry but I was the one who was kissing you when you were sleeping. I think you're talking about my brother. --Mimo&maxus 17:15, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Your brothre... Excuse me, but was your brother that pillow? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:43, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)

Phnerb unsignpost[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Can I pet you, Mister Cat?[edit]

  • Pet pet pet* Hi there! Do you remember Fruit? Do you remember how much you liked it? Well you see, it's on VFH, but not many people seem to agree with you. So maybe, but only if you think it's ready to be featured, you could go and vote for it? Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:10, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
I voted. Uhh... These days people are awful. They don`t respect the old good magic mans anymore. We must do something to that. kill somebody? I can! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:44, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)


As much as thoughts, just thoughts looks like a feedback, what exactly is wrong with the thoughts? A parody of real news can't really be, anything but uh..thoughts. Theres a question mark in front of that statement. :) Anyway, apart from that, just came to say hi. --PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:16, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

And can't you add a link pipelined into 'Feed me!' to your talk page too? If it's easy to do you know, which I have no idea if it is.--PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:18, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe I`m just stupid or then I... Whatever. So, hi, poopman, I think you were asking something, because there was a question mark. In front of the statement. What I meant with my thoughts, (and now, remember that I was too lazy to read your article. Just found that something was happening on VFH, remember that) is that you were asking, that what is FA? No, don`t lie to me, my ears are still hearing things. Yet. Well, I answered, with thoughing, that it could mean about FeAture, but it can also mean something like "Furious A-letter", "Fuck Anaheim ducks", or simply even "FA". That`s what I meant. Don`t understand me wrong. Or else...
Anyway, I don`t understand the word pipelined. I meant, how? You mean... Pipelined? That thing I have on the ZZZ part, right? I can do it, if my sig is so annoying. *sobs* It`s not annoying. *Takes the frying pan* Understand? It`s not annoying. Not. Annoying. ...Oh, it never wasn`t annoying? Lier. *Hits* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:01, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and blame Lyrithya. Everyone knew it was Lyri, right? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:02, 27 May, 2011 (UTC) you didn't read the article and the comment thoughts just thoughts was meant for my question to funnybony. Got it. Yeah your sig is pretty awesome. Though I don't think it's anywhere near mine. I know, I know I didn't make it, but still it's so cool. Your name is better than mine, though.--PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 11:45, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Well, Poopmanpoop is actually pretty cool name after all. Why I didn`t think of that name... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:17, 27 May, 2011 (UTC)
I wish I could say that about your name. But I have a feeling that no matter how long I spend in thinking for a name, I won't really come to Cat the Colourful. So that way your's is better. Btw, don't be lazy and go read the Unnews. :|. How long have you been here for? --PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:48, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Something like 6 months or something. Maybe 7. Or 8. I dunno. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:13, 28 May, 2011 (UTC)

You didn't ask me, but I did it anyway[edit]

Very much thank you`s. I`m watching them on some other day. I`m busy now. "Let`s go to that roller coaster again, could we?" Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:11, 28 May, 2011 (UTC)
Now I finally took a look at those lniks. Whoa. You write something to Finnish. Suomi. Very hard word to write. I can be your Finnish teacher or something, if you want. We can start with easy words and sentences. Now translate this whole sentence... thing: Kiitos linkeistä, perseenreikä. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:26, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)
perseenreikä? :-( {{Assholename}} My grandfather's last name was Filppula, and you are welcome for the links.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:46, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Oh.. Umm... I thank you from your messages and links, but I... just found something... That article what I writing could be just plagitarism, if I now spelled it right. I going to forget it. Sorry from all you did for nothing. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:59, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)
It was nothing but a joy. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:37, May 30, 2011 (UTC)


I was lurking on Lyrithia's talkpage and you say you hate me or everybody hates me... I hope it's a joke, I don't see where I did piss somebody off? If I did, please tell me :S I'm always smiling in my writing. Talk Mattsnow 11:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Goddammit, I've been fooled by that damn Username thing again lol. I was really like "Eh...what? What the hell did I do wrong?" That is the second time I am caught in this, the first one being on the UGotM page as you can see there. I'll keep an eye on you, you damn cat :P Talk Mattsnow 11:33, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Hahaha. I was fooled on username at FFS, it was... fooling me. Glad you found it as a joke. No haed feelings, okay? Let`s forget this. *shoots* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:09, 28 May, 2011 (UTC)
That was a great joke, I was like :O . Talk Mattsnow 18:40, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I jumped in and defended username so no one would cry, and I bolded it so they would know I was serious. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:28, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I almost cried in pain and agony, but you coming to the rescue of username made username feel better until username realized how much of a fool he really was Talk Mattsnow 20:41, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck you <insert name here>. I`ve always said that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:21, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)
You're starting to be fucking annoying, <insert name here>. Talk Mattsnow 16:39, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Hmn... <insert another stupid joke about my anger against <insert name here>> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:03, 31 May, 2011 (UTC)
I was looking at the voting for UGotM, and I saw my name. So I thought, "ah the username trick". But it wasn't. And I won the Useless Gobshite of the Month. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:05, 13 June 2011

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:[edit]


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:54, May 29

Umm... Eh? I`ve never voted these ones. Or that`s what I remember. Is this somekind of joke what? Eh? I`m cornfused. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:41, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, sorry, I voted that one article, that 2012. Sorry. I reaslly have bad dementia. Thanks for remembering me. So I`m not alone. We can make the world domination together... Eeehhehehee... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:43, 30 May, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, that`s me there! I`m fucking bionic or something! Yay! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:25, 7 June, 2011 (UTC)


Thank you so much for your vote for May Writer of the Month, I really appreciate it! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG0058 EST 6 June 2011

Nice! And thank you`s from remembering me! Be apprecicated! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:22, 7 June, 2011 (UTC)

I`m a bit tired. Maybe it`s because of the weather or something, I dunno.[edit]

Yeah, fellas, everyone, you, your friends and everyone else; summer is going, or coming, and I`m having really nice time on bed. So people, don`t expect to see me everyday. You know, I`m having a little brake here. I don`t know how long, minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months, but I`mn trying to be here always when I can. But I can`t. Sad, this world. So, don`t expect to see me much these days, okay? Be nice. Bye, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:33, 7 June, 2011 (UTC)

Erp, hope you feel better, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:48, 8 June 2011
I am. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:25, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)

Quick word about copyright[edit]

I can't help but notice that you seem to have uploaded quite a few pages of the copyrighted "Bunny Suicide" books. Now, while Uncyclopedia can occasionally scrape by with the occasional copyrighted image (as a lot of things are protected under parody), outright putting a published book's content on the site is rather... not okay. Obviously it's not like we've got any sort of takedown notice yet, but I think it'd be rather kind to Wikia if we could get rid of these images before we actually do get one. Hope you agree.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:31 Jun 08, 2011

But... But... These pictures are taken from internet. I`m not braking law, I think, because someone else has uploaded them. Don`t be evil, Dr. You`re taking my life off. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:35, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)
Don't mean to be evil, just watching out for you, the site, and our hosts here, a bit. Even if someone else put them on the Internet, unless it was the author explicitly stating that the images were free to post anywhere, they still oughtn't be here. If someone else violated copyright and you're copying them, you are still violating copyright.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:38 Jun 08, 2011
...So I`m violent then? Of course I understand what you mean, I`ve seen that Garfield-thing once, it was terrible to read. But I love what I did. It would be sad. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:41, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)
The Garfield article, at least, featured edits of said comic strip, which could be considered protected under parody. Your seventeen or so images are directly from the work in question, no editing, and it's really a sizable chunk of the book. Maybe if you uploaded two or three as examples to supplement an article on the subject, that'd be okay. But seventeen images lifted directly from copyrighted material is really not, I'm afraid.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:46 Jun 08, 2011
*sigh* That`s true. *sigh* Maybe I just to have to accept it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:20, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)


Ok now I should have your attention it wasn't horrible, but don't write on the n00bs page I edit conflicted you, do it on my talkpage if you feel the need to whine. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:08, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

I made it alreay. Njahaha. YOU EDIT CONFLICTED ME! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:09, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Cat scratch fever! --Snuffleupagus 01:34, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, who the fuck... How the hell did you find me? My username is secret, you couldn`t find me without knowing my phonenumber. It`s secret, too. But, anyway, thanks for writing me.. something... Who the fuck was tha guy? No, seriously?!! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:42 14 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thought of you[edit]

Pup 02:55 18 Jun '11

I like your thought. It`s very colourful. Keep thinking the same way. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:07 12 July 2011

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)



Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:31, Jun 26

Whee, cool. I`ll be enjoying of this "farce" in my own dark side of the spoon. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:09 12 July 2011

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Alice in Wonderland[edit]

Hi Cat. I think your illustration add for that article falls into the shock category. I know no one seems to have seen or commented on this and I certainly missed it when it was added in November 2010. I will ask Lyrithya to look at it as well for her opinion. Thanks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Removed the image after a discussion with Socky. I don't think it added to the article anyway. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:10, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, thanks. That picture is stupid, anyway. Is it now huffed? I hope is it. If it`s not huffed, I must ask you to huff it. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:11 12 July 2011

Uncyc Summer Extravaganza![edit]

Me and Shabidoo are hosting a contest. Wanna join? It's better than the last one. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 00:11, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

'Tis "Shabidoo and I"LOL ok... Obviously, I'm just updating you on what's shakin. Joe and I are running the contest, I've taken over Shabidoo's position completely, and some of Joe's. Just in case you actually care, any question you have go here Thanks for your participation, Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 11:32, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, right. But what I asked from Shabidoo was that when is the competition that he`s made will be? So I don`t get the point why you told that. But, anyway, nice that you informed that Shabidoo ain`t hosting the contest... `Tough I knew that already... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:05 23 July 2011
Must be nice being slow-witted. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 13:39, July 23, 2011 (UTC) "He's a Russian! Har har har!!!"

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Cat: my final pee is in[edit]

As you may or may not have seen, BlackFlamingo added a template to my review of your page (which I never intended to fully review, but oh well.)

I went back and edited my review, which you can now view for your final score.

I hope I did not crush your dreams too thoroughly. If I did, please feel free to blame BlackFlamingo. It's his fault, goddammit. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 18:18, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

Thank yous from your scores. And, hey, you didn`t crush my dreams, I can say. If you want to see my dreams crushed, see the huffing history of UnBooks:The bumper book of bunny suicides. Click the link to that Mr. Bunnsy-thing, so you can laugh your whole day of my stupidness. Like "Hahaha. Stupid Cat the Colourful. Hahaha." Hahaha. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:08 3 August 2011

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

That news story[edit]

Hi Cat, Are all the grammar mistakes deliberate? Part of the joke? I didn't want to correct it unless they were. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:45, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Aah... About my drammar mistakes... I knew it someone`d mention about it. (Again) I`m not sure which stuff of that UnNew is grammar mistaky. That russian-talk may be a joke, I don`t know it even myself. And, hey, Matt. I suck at english. Please don`t come to say about that I have grammar mistakes, because... I know it. And it makes me feel bad. And, anyway, thanks for not touching it, because that article is one of the summer extravagnzablah-thing, so it`s my team or me myself who touches it. Thanks. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:12 4 August 2011


..The answer: No, articles won't be on userspace. Make sure they don't get deleted, though. The finished versions you can attach, however. Hope that helps. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 14:00, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Helped. Thanks. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:13 4 August 2011

Response to question[edit]

Actually, yes. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 04:14, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Knew it. 2x Thanks. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:13 4 August 2011


I hate to be rude, but use your eyes, since you have them and many people don't. It appears you can read though, so listen up: The USE is a tournament, and we use a tournament-like progression system/method, too. We have judges that grade your articles, and those with the highest combined score of the two articles advance. We need the links to those articles, so put them after (on the same line, after) of Article One:.

Okay? I hope that answered your question, if you still are finding confusion, I'm always here. Also, sorry for the late response.

Thanks, Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 23:28, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

I have eyes? Well that`s good to hear. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:10 7 August 2011

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Broken Redirects[edit]

Please don't them on QVFD. Most admins check out Special:BrokenRedirects on a daily basis anyway, so its really just pointless. So yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:57, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:04 10 August 2011

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Signature Woes...[edit]

Hi, I'm having trouble with my signature. I've since restored all default settings, but I still can't get the signature to work right. Here's the link. When I tried to do it before, it would just display the picture's dumb description that I added because I'm that bored sometimes. What should I do? Alternate*grammar 20:48, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

I`m not sure what do you mean, but I can only give few little.. things to help you:
  1. Read UN:SIG. It could help you.
  2. It seems that Lyrithya has helped you already. If you meant to ask the picture go smaller, and get that link to your userpage, it`s done already. By another... person...
  3. So I don`t know what`s the problem. I think there`s not. But if there is, ask from me or Lyrithya. Okay, ask anyone else than me from around this place. Asking something from me is... kinda risky.
I hope that didn`t help you. At yours, OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:35 16 August 2011
It's still not working! Ah! To give you an idea of what my problem is, here's my signature: {{SUBST:User:Alternate*grammar/UnSig}} 01:25, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
So you see, I either can't get the image to display, or I can't get the signature to link to my userpage. I've been able to finally make the image display as my signature, but it links to the picture's page, instead of my userpage. And when I finally do get it to link to my userpage, it comes out like it is now.

The score[edit]

You requested me to rate ur article. The score is: 40.25038736. Also, are u rlly an Athiest? Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 01:57, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

No, my user person is an atheist god. (I think that is what you meant, I`m not sure Athiest means...) I am really a honourful monk in Taiwan. And I pray Buddha.
Oh, and thanks from the scores, man. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:38 16 August 2011

Suspicious user detected[edit]

I saw a guy called TheGreatYaoiFangirl in here. I think she is going to vandalize the Yaoi, Fantard and/or DeviantART articles. What do you think?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 13:32, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I think she`s/he`s done yet nothing, so we can`t ban him. And I`m not even an admin if you just asked me to ban her/him. Maybe you didn`t. Maybe you did. No one`s ever sure, no one. But if you see someone that is suspicious (and now I don`t mean that the user person`s name is suspicious, I mean suspicious contribs), you don`t have to inform to admins, you can put the suspicious user person into Ban Patrol. And it is much easier if you`ve "uploaded" the auto ban patrol-gadget from your preferences. I hope that could make your (and everyone`s elses) life easier. Your welcome. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:36 19 August 2011

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 18, 2011 (UTC)


Okay so we have just under seven days to get two awsome articles out. Ideas? Im going to start spitting stuff out in the mean time, Put ideas here :) --ShabiDOO 01:35, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

I`ve contributed a bit of your orchids-thing, if we all contribute it, contribution by contribution, it could really be a great article for the competition! (Altough it`s already a bit "great", it can still be much greater, so don`t understand me wrong.) OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:28 19 August 2011
Okay...thanks man. Dont forget to work on a second. I think anti christmas has the best potential but it does need a bit of work :) --ShabiDOO 13:43, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

2nd Prize[edit]

Seriously, smart guys do get it.

Congratulations on being second in the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza!
Come on guys, I hope you can do better next year.

GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:46, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

And I`m smart. Bwahahaha. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:34 4 September 2011

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:06, September 8, 2011 (UTC)


Hey cat...orchids is a piece with some really great potential...but a lot of work to do if it will ever be featured. However, you are completely 100% super mega extra totally correct that it is good enough to be on the main space. Could you please do me a favour and just correct spelling and grammar and make any changes you see fit before moving it? Be bold...change whatever you like and we can work it out later! CHA CHA CHA! RAH RAH RAH! WIKIDIWIKIDIWAAAAH! By the way...I ate your last pringle. --ShabiDOO 21:54, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Wonderful. I can edit orchids as much I want and you ate my last pringle.
Oh, how`s it is so "wonderful"? You ate my last pringle and I said it`s wonderful? Well, the truth is, that there has been lots of thieves in my food closet lately, and so I decided to put some rat poison into my foods there. I finally got you, you dirty little dying thieve. Muahahahaha. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:08 13 September 2011
I said i stealed the last pringle...not that I ate it. Do you want to know what I did with the pringle? --ShabiDOO 19:05, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
Sure I`m dying to hear that. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:43 14 September 2011

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, September 15, 2011 (UTC)