Uncyclopedia:Best of/2013 (by date)

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January 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
1 January	Monopoly (game)	Sog1970
2 January	Claudette Colvin	Aleister
5 January	HowTo:Beet off	Aleister
7 January	Hannibal Lecter	El Zoof, Tezmeister
8 January	Grand Rapids, Michigan	SPIKE
9 January	HowTo:Insulate your loft	Romartus
10 January	UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck	TKF
11 January	UnNews:Uncyclopedia moves to UPN	Kip the Dip
13 January	Symphony in Z Minor	Black flamingo11
15 January	History of Great Britain	Romartus, Zarbag
17 January	I want a cookie	Sir Peasewhizz
21 January	UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?	Leverage
23 January	UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE	Zombiebaron
24 January	Gerard Way	Sir Peasewhizz
25 January	Hack writer	Dexter111344
26 January	David Brubeck	TKF
27 January	A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment	Bizzeebeever
28 January	Perfect Square	Sir Peasewhizz
29 January	Silent radio	Various authors
30 January	The things your family doesn't know	Shabidoo
31 January	Mutaween	Funnybony

February 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
1 February	There's Something Strange About My Neighbor...	Oliphaunte
2 February	Wild Jews	RabbiTechno
3 February	UnNews:Man sues God; is smited	TheLedBalloon
4 February	UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023	Fishalishalish
5 February	UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov	Romartus
6 February	UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news	Funnybony
7 February	UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time	Leverage
8 February	1875 Dunedin beach baseball riots	Timzog
10 February	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	Sir Peasewhizz
11 February	UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision	Leverage
12 February	UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means	Ljlego
13 February	Mammogram	Dawg
15 February	Platinum	Frosty
17 February	Saw	Kakun, Mhaille
19 February	UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap	Aleister
21 February	UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor	Leverage
23 February	The New Jersey Hoax	The UnIdiot
25 February	Charlie Brown	TheLedBalloon, Sycamore
27 February	The Wikipedia BBS	Kevillips

March 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
11 March	James Cook	Frosty
12 March	BladeRunnerway Bride	Leverage
13 March	Whale bones	RAHB
14 March	Fred Basset	Equilateralperil
15 March	UnNews:Scientists "discover" new fossils	Weebils
16 March	The Maori Show	Hotadmin4u69, Mhaille
18 March	Nillion	Funnybony
19 March	I'd like to talk to you about Jesus	Sonic80
22 March	UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game	The Woodburninator
24 March	Still life	DWIII
28 March	UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter	The Woodburninator
29 March	UnDebate:Is gun control necessary?	ProfessorScience
30 March	iEye	Shabidoo, Superbo
31 March	UnScripts:It's Spring Break!	Scofield

April 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
2 April	Get-rich-quick scheme	Scott
4 April	UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released	Leverage
6 April	Red Bull	TheLedBalloon
7 April	UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife	Funnybony
8 April	Glass Mike Tyson	Funnybony
9 April	To the Lighthouse	Zheliel
10 April	The Lorax	Syndrome
11 April	UnNews:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dead at 53	Acmed2
12 April	Snakes on a Plane	Various authors
13 April	Reasonable doubt	Sir Peasewhizz
14 April	Drawing	Zwaf
15 April	UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize	Funnybony
16 April	HowTo:Pimp a ho	Funnybony
17 April	UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother	IFYMB!
18 April	Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter	Hotadmin4u69
19 April	UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off	Leverage
20 April	Three Watchmen and a Baby	PF4Eva
21 April	Public domain	Hyperbole
22 April	Change.org	Snippy
23 April	The best comedic methods; analysis	Multiliteralist
24 April	UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy	Zombiebaron
25 April	HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope	Aleister
26 April	UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late	Leverage
27 April	9 out of 10	Acmed2
28 April	UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon	Aleister
29 April	Don't judge a book by its cover	Sir Peasewhizz

May 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
5 May	Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex	Frosty
8 May	UnNews:Poor people Occupy St. Peter's Square	Aleister
10 May	The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy	Cajek
16 May	Bi-curious George	Mhaille
19 May	UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace	Leverage
21 May	Toilets in Japan	RedHot
23 May	UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do	Shabidoo
29 May	UnBooks:The Pet Goat	IronLung
31 May	UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail	IFYMB!

June 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
1 June	Phone sex	Leverage, Sir Peasewhizz
2 June	Phil Ochs	Aleister
6 June	Mexico	Various authors
7 June	WikiLeaks	Airhogs777
11 June	UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned	Mrmonkey72
13 June	UnNews:Police attempt to wash homeless man	Skidwood
14 June	UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses	Aleister
15 June	Scissor	Braydie
16 June	UnReviews:The Crimean War	IFYMB!
17 June	Nelson Mandela	Leverage
18 June	Jesus Lites™	Puppy
19 June	Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?	Orian57
20 June	UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual	Zombiebaron
25 June	Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies	Cat the Colourful and Shabidoo
27 June	Confederate States Air Force	Hotadmin4u69
28 June	UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer	Sycamore
29 June	UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers	TheHumbucker

July 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
1 July	UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country	The Thinker
2 July	1993	Gerrycheevers
3 July	UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black	IFYMB!
4 July	9-11 according to a 5 year old	Lollipop
5 July	The Picture of Dorian Gray	Various authors
6 July	The X-HEIRS	DrStrange
7 July	RMS Titanic	Various authors
8 July	Probability theory	Anton199
9 July	1989	TKF
10 July	HowTo:Wash the Dishes	Strainj1
11 July	George H. W. Bush	Leverage
12 July	UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away	Aleister
15 July	UnNews:Syrup thieves caught	IFYMB!
16 July	Gym	Hotadmin4u69
18 July	Mongolia	The Woodburninator
19 July	The Andy Griffith Show	Modusoperandi
20 July	UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet	Aleister
21 July	Why?:Have an alienating music taste	Sycamore
22 July	UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved	Aleister
23 July	UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter	IFYMB!
24 July	UnNews:Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home	Reubnick
25 July	Apple	Shabidoo
26 July	UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat?	Aleister
28 July	Katy Perry Hit Generator	Leverage
29 July	Massholes	SPIKE
30 July	UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit	Kip the Dip
31 July	UnNews:My damn TV won't work	PF4Eva

August 2013

Date	Name
1 August	UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London
2 August	HowTo:Be Russian
3 August	Make Humus Not War
4 August	UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign
10 August	Constantine II
16 August	UnScripts:Your Guide to Notable Literature: Abridged
23 August	Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira
29 August	UnReviews:Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions
30 August	Umbrella

September 2013

Date	Name
1 September	Oz (American TV series)
2 September	Krypton
3 September	UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt
4 September	Constitution of the United States (actual text)
5 September	John Hancock Center
6 September	UnNews:Man makes headlines
7 September	UnNews: Was 9/11 an outside job?
8 September	UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia
9 September	Alexander Hamilton
10 September	Why?:Revert the administrators
11 September	UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich
15 September	UnNews:Coca-Cola recycles its beverage "base"
16 September	Holy Roman Empire
17 September	You don't want to know
19 September	Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys
20 September	Cafeteria food
21 September	Vader v. Vader
25 September	UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
26 September	Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
29 September	UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore

October 2013

Date	Name
5 October	UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro
10 October	HowTo:Be a hipster
12 October	UnBooks:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves
13 October	Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?
14 October	What To Do When Gypsies Steal Your Carrots
15 October	HowTo:Make it drink
16 October	Ambiguity
17 October	Twm
18 October	Blacking Up
19 October	UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname
20 October	James Bevel's face in a cloud
21 October	UnNews:Michigan man accumulates 29 degrees--and still can't land a job!
22 October	Neptune
24 October	Melba toast
30 October	Please unblock me
31 October	UnBooks:Funeral of the Easter Bunny

November 2013

Date	Name
1 November	UnNews:Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize
5 November	Departments of France
9 November	Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
15 November	Why?:My homework was late
18 November	UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns
24 November	God's deleted contributions
30 November	Page title

December 2013

Date	Name	Feature credit
5 December	HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained	Leverage
11 December	Does the Pope shit in the woods?	Aleister
16 December	Homework	Various authors
22 December	UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident	Bizzeebeever
28 December	Number	Shabidoo