User:Reubnick

Hello fellows. It's Reubnick. Back in the day, I'd say about 2004 or 2005, I used to be a real regular to this site, editing and creating pages here and there. Of course, I was also notoriously unfunny in all ways. In fact, my humor was SO terrible, I was convinced I could never show my face on this website again after a rather disatrous attempt at a "Dick Tracy" article. So the years passed, and I would occasionally browse Uncyclopedia longingly, knowing that my reputation had forever been tarnished by my immaturity, and lack of being funny ability.

Of course, I neglegted to remember that for one, nobody would even know or remember what my old account was, and two, I've really matured since then, and even if my last alias was known on here, the Uncyclopedia crowd would be much more willing to forgive me than the bozos on, say, "Encyclopedia Dramatica". Also, I'm actually funny now. No, seriously, I am.

So, I hope I can be welcomed back into this environment, because I very much hope to begin adding content again.

Wahoo!