Uncyclopedia:Best of/2012 (by date)

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January 2012

Date	Name
1 January	UnNews:Numbers at all time low
3 January	Sex
4 January	Common sense
5 January	Fall of Constantinople
6 January	UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress
7 January	Vladimir Putin
8 January	UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland
9 January	Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle
10 January	Claude Monet
11 January	Charles Mingus
12 January	Sewing
13 January	UnBooks:My Tedious Day
14 January	UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry
15 January	UnBooks:Interesting Excerpts from My Mother's Diary
16 January	UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair
17 January	Twilight (novel)
18 January	Thank God it's Friday
19 January	Cum Dumpster
22 January	Bad things have happened recently
23 January	Esperanto
24 January	Lawn mowers
25 January	Plant
26 January	Cheech & Chong
27 January	Student loan
29 January	Great Australian tourist destinations
30 January	UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable
31 January	Steve Irwin

February 2012

Date	Name
12 February	Frog Semen
13 February	Tales of an Emo
14 February	UnNews:Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success
15 February	Vangelis
17 February	Anna Kournikova
18 February	Inter-Lights Inc
19 February	God's userpage
20 February	Pierre Curie
22 February	HowTo:Be Happy
23 February	UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated
24 February	Aran Islands
26 February	Somalia
28 February	Anti-humour
29 February	Girl with a Pearl Earring

March 2012

Date	Name
1 March	James Bevel
2 March	Martin Luther King, Jr.
3 March	Funny
4 March	Titus
5 March	HowTo:Get things for free
6 March	Mohandas Gandhi
7 March	Dead Dicks
8 March	UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders
9 March	UnBooks:The Diary of Neville Chamberlain
10 March	The Exorcist
12 March	HowTo:Persuade your husband
13 March	GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!
14 March	Homophones (grammar)
15 March	The toaster in Pulp Fiction
16 March	UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug
17 March	Amero
18 March	Archaeology
20 March	Byronic hero
21 March	Aristocrats (class)
22 March	Antifreeze
24 March	Sylvia Plath
25 March	UnNews:Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases
26 March	Nineteen Eighty-Four
27 March	Skrillex
28 March	UnBooks:Jacques Attali's guide to predicting your future
29 March	Mathematics
30 March	Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology
31 March	Nuclear semiotics

April 2012

Date	Name
3 April	Bing Crosby
4 April	UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces
5 April	Streets of Laredo
6 April	Womp Rat
7 April	UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked
8 April	Monocle
9 April	Counting to potato
10 April	Heraclitus
11 April	God
13 April	Rick Santorum
14 April	UnReviews:Milk
15 April	Cow tipping
16 April	UnNews:Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
17 April	Above Top Secret
18 April	UnScripts:Who built the moon
19 April	UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy
20 April	The Yardbirds
21 April	Ron Paul
22 April	UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed
23 April	India
24 April	Resident Evil
25 April	War
26 April	DuMont Television Network
27 April	RMS Olympic
28 April	Frankly Disappointing Telescope
29 April	Earth's Children
30 April	Newt Gingrich

May 2012

Date	Name
1 May	UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'
2 May	Bhagavad-gita
3 May	Bipolar Girl
4 May	Minor League Baseball
5 May	Confidence
6 May	UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans
7 May	My Lai Massacre
8 May	Super! Giant Robot Team-Force
9 May	UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
10 May	Holding Open Doors
11 May	UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar
12 May	Salvador Dalí
13 May	The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011
14 May	Super Mario Brothers
15 May	Reverse Holocaust
16 May	UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain
17 May	UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer
18 May	Next Year's Australian Grand Prix
20 May	Asexuality
21 May	UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!"
22 May	Thunderstorm of 1976
23 May	A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship
24 May	Kwanzaa
25 May	UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon
26 May	Political correctness
27 May	UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny
28 May	Extra mega brownie points
29 May	UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten
30 May	Apathy
31 May	The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle

June 2012

Date	Name
1 June	UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress
2 June	William Faulkner
3 June	UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
4 June	UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse
5 June	The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons
7 June	Arizona
8 June	Crumpet
9 June	T-80
12 June	Wind generators
14 June	Michael Jackson
16 June	Medical school
17 June	UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
18 June	Finger Cancer
20 June	Baby boomer
21 June	Magic Pantheism
22 June	Maine
24 June	Suspicious
25 June	UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming
26 June	Winfield Scott
28 June	UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister
30 June	Tetragrammaton

July 2012

Date	Name
2 July	UnNews:Some guy does some stuff
3 July	UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
4 July	0.999...
5 July	Jew
6 July	Saturn (Lying Bitch)
7 July	Soma
8 July	HowTo:Build a Paper Empire
10 July	HowTo:Meet women
11 July	Slender Loris
12 July	Human anatomy
13 July	Ask Jeeves
14 July	Template:Boner
15 July	UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux
16 July	UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
17 July	Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis
18 July	My Dog Has Fleas
19 July	UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
20 July	Prime Directive
22 July	AAAAAAAAA!
23 July	Cabbage
24 July	Fire hydrant
25 July	Fisher Price: A Retrospective
26 July	Really Big Tree
27 July	Heat death of the universe
28 July	Sania Mirza
29 July	Hot indiscriminate sex
30 July	UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance
31 July	Dragon Warrior

August 2012

Date	Name
1 August	Is the bear a Catholic?
2 August	Object Permanence
3 August	There Isn't Any
4 August	Cartilage
5 August	UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors
6 August	Freezer
7 August	Yoda
8 August	Professor X
9 August	UnNews:Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting
10 August	Volleyball
12 August	Fifty shades of grey
13 August	Chick-fil-A
14 August	Jeopardy!
15 August	IBauer
16 August	UnReviews:Robinson in Ruins
17 August	Nazi Eating
19 August	Doody
21 August	Helen of Troy
23 August	Twitter
25 August	Avenge my death
26 August	UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch
27 August	Talk Talk
28 August	Snips, snails and puppy dog tails
29 August	Luxembourg (city)
30 August	Minecraft
31 August	Quebec City

September 2012

Date	Name
1 September	Fancy
2 September	Objectivity
3 September	UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings
4 September	Disney
5 September	HowTo:Become the king of pop
6 September	HowTo:Make your own Large Hadron Collider
7 September	Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission
8 September	Lance Armstrong
9 September	Hiroshima
11 September	Peacock
12 September	Function (mathematics)
13 September	HowTo:Make a sitcom
14 September	Astrology
16 September	Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures
17 September	Jaws (parallel universe version)
19 September	UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery
20 September	Rock and Roll (food)
21 September	Sturgeon
23 September	Brian Sewell
24 September	Syria
26 September	Rocks
28 September	An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters
30 September	UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist

October 2012

Date	Name
2 October	Lasagne
4 October	Julian Assange
6 October	Alternative legal systems
8 October	UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds
10 October	Slender
12 October	Mountain Dew
14 October	Hipster
16 October	UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target
18 October	Battle of Trafalgar
20 October	Universe
22 October	Hmor
24 October	UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives
26 October	UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter
28 October	UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation
30 October	UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final

November 2012

Date	Name
1 November	HowTo:Stalk your ex
3 November	Corn
5 November	HowTo:Become an Assassin
7 November	Hairy ball theorem
9 November	Talk radio
10 November	UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate
12 November	Stevie Wonder
14 November	Guyana
16 November	Mensa
18 November	UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis
20 November	Being and Nothingness
21 November	HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick
23 November	Muffin the Mule
25 November	JigSaw
27 November	Donald Trump
29 November	HowTo:Be an American in Europe

December 2012

Date	Name
1 December	Battle of the Alamo
4 December	UnScripts:Superman's first adventure
6 December	Compulsive cabin building
8 December	Romance of the Three Kingdoms
11 December	Gangnam Style
12 December	Deepwater Horizon oil spill
13 December	Why?:Your cat died
14 December	Bitcoin
15 December	University of Antarctica
16 December	Boardwalk Empire
17 December	John Travolta
18 December	Grandmother paradox
19 December	Green ink
20 December	The Last Poker
21 December	Clint Eastwood's Mule
23 December	Koch Brothers
27 December	Yellow Turban Rebellion
28 December	Sheep
30 December	Jim Morrison
31 December	Auld Lang Syne